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Medal Given To Sawbones Invents Pain-Remover Two-In-One Heyward Perfects New Method To Relieve Stomach Troubles Dr. Two-in-One lleyward, eminent University physician, who gained his prominent position as ole two in one by being able to examine two students at one time, recently was awarded a medal by the American Mudical Group, for his famous treatment of stomach ache. Dr. I lay ward's method consists of painting the patient's stomach with meuchrochrome. The tubes in the picture contain the meucurochrome, while the _ A CAR m L0Ar> H FOR TWO BITS _ I phoneMJ^ Si 3189 M 5 FOR 25c Checker Cab Co. The White Cars ;oaa?S uo4doiun o^Sl D-a-UVS H3IM Old naaa sahss sm /Ul^ioods V 30MJ3S q-tnQ V3/inon isjya 3fi33qff?fl i i DUPRE PRINTING COMPANY ^ ' Book And Job Printers "Since 1899" Phone 7044 ?5 V clothe: 1425 Mai ' 1 ' "MBg HILL BILLY BATTLE RUMBLES ROUN HILL Hog Callers Next Bout Gentleman Jim McOormick Is Old Man Mountain Carroll In Dizzle Orapple In the dark alleys of tenement 17? boom! ?war again. Gentleman Jim Tilden McCormick of Hell Hole Swamp, and Nathan Caroll, the old man of the mountain, pulled the curtain for the first round of the Hill Billy show. Pappa Caroll, the baloon artist, went into Gentleman Jim with a dizzy dive with the fate of mountain music in his hand. Gentleman Jim giving and taking while almost going native. Gripped in a deathlike struggle the grunts and growls blast forth against the trembling mountains. It was a battle to death with Man Mountain Caroll applying a hammer lock, only to wither before the Gentleman Jim screw like punches. For six days and six nights the fight has gone on with neither stopping to refuel. Gentleman Jim, the slap stick artist, butting, slapping and hammering rings out a clean clear-cut victory as the baloon artist droops to the floor. The trembling mountains bow their heads sorrowful in shame as time brings to an end the battle of the century. We understand that the two Hog Callers have been signed by one of Bull Cantey's agents to appear in the field day trial at Allen University. ?d. *. o.? Campus Distillers Jugged By Judge Prevost Preed Properly Hi-Jacker Masters Mastered Too. Bud Alex And Wilbur Clary Clued Elisha Masters and Loving Prevost were arrested Sunday by Judge Cantey for distilling whiskey on the campus. They have been engaged in this practice for some time, but up until * recently they had been sharing the profits with the arresting officer. Chicago racketeers arc mere pickers i compared with the two arrested bootleggers; they had engaged the boxing squad to hijack all other booze and to put the bug on all students that sold any other brand except theirs. Judge intends to get to the bottom of this racket, lie would have done it before but the booze he confiscated is | still holding out. Bud Alexander and VVirbur Clary are being watched in connection with this case. brushes arc used for painting. 1 his has been hailed as the greatest discovery in the history of mudical scienece, since Pastaur. Students who volunteered in the experiment that it might be a success and were awarded medals likewise arc: J. Wiley Brown, Buster Murdaugh, and Jack I'ord. Others arc Tom Craig, Julian Bradsher, and Dick Poster, Johnny DuBose, Dave Hamilton, Johnny Bowden, and Charlie Spencer. SWANK SPRING STYLES 15" TAILORED BY THE SOUTH S GREATEST CLOTHIERS IMORE S SHOPS n Street xjolj* xj\ji Get U i We Know Youre Kidding Lukie Boj EXHIBIT A. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, EXHIBIT A This picture was taken in one o the Columbia College Rooms jus after one of the girls had shot Luk with a water gun. Must have been re< ink in the gun because that's no blood on Luke. Luke got up and wen home as he usually does after leavinj Columbia College. What we can' understand is how Luke managed t get the gun in his hand. Another thin] we can't understand is where the ar row points to. We forgot to ask th photographer. It must lead to th back, wherever that is. ?U. 8. O. "I wuz paying me way througl college," declared Elisha. "I wuz supporting four wives," th loving criminal from Anderson avcrcd snap / the strain wl ^he^ause tf ICE-COLD CO C A- COL# IT OUGHT TO BB IN YO 3d / I I'or more than 85 years we hav< Community with their Books a "Anything Need? THE R. L 1440 Main Street ! ALWAYS SEE 1500 Main Stree Before making ? purohaie of WATCHES, DIAMONDS, J We tell the only standard adopted olai all standard Frat pins. To spend yo sound business logic. ffU-nXiUDJQIt p Luke! K : MH >-. ^ %- WS PB^^Y- if'k '^'^ '<iM k s i-fmv ma ,'s : *h^Sis . ft: aw . I ? _ No Foolin' i, ' We Make Your Old TYPEWRITER ! Like NEW? I Any Make g e Typewriter Agency 1310 Main Street 'PHONE 6711 II Columbia, S. 0. c L ||||(| mirw|1Tr!M :TJ? W REFRESHES X NoaquetHoR that #thr?e'i a crowd. # Servo Ice-cold CocaW Cola. Everybody M feels bo ore Slice Ito# self and nobody M gelt cradled. l It VIRY PIACB 18.81UR FAMILY RIFRIOIRATOR COLUMBIA COCA-COLA BOTTLING CO. e been supplying the Students of this ,nd School Supplies. :d in the Class Room" . BRYAN CO. Columbia, S. C. S*$>3><3><3><S><$><$><s><^^ SYLVAN BROS. | t, Corner Hampton ^ *ho following lines of merohandlie \ EWELRY, STERLING SILVER *5 t> ring for the Unlvcrilty of South Carolina, ur money In South Carolina while here U | 4 gpggM? Shutto Shut Shy 1 By Breezy Bush Balm Suited $12.07 ' Katy Katherine Offers $9.19 To Settle Out Of Court. Miss BelliouB Rings For Shutto "It would have never happened if I had listened to what mama said," declared ' Frank Shutto yesterday when he ap- c pcarcd before the marshal to put in a ' suit for $12.07 balm suit against the 1 flaming Katy Bush. ' "She forced me to love her even though I was afraid," he said. "She demanded that I break all other connections and de- I vote my time to her. I don't think that 1 I am asking too much from her because ' I really lost that much by not marrying t Helen Bellious, who has been seeking ( my hand all the year." Busher refused to comment on the case but it is rumored that she will offer him $1). Ill to settle the case out of court. Miss Bellious wishes to announce that she will accept the heart-broken lover if he collcct the money. ?u* " ?*?T Ask Gooseman and Snider about the city jail Ask any body who put up the bail The bail came slow so they slept in the jug And their only friend * was one Beb Bug ALONG WITH ALL MEN'S FURNISHINGS? WE HAVE g00dall palm beach suits Coggins, Inc. 1300 Main Street ? , I You Will Find Here Quality ai P. H. LACHICOl J E W E ] I 1424 Main Street j! The Gamecocks are Ga jj COLUMBIA DAISIES M Phone 3171 METR0P0L11 "THE OLD ? THE STUDENTS' ? 1520 MAIN STREET t - i saved" f r o m | SIMMERING I political! pot ! ! id 1 "Before using LIFEBUOY I di got one sure vote; so my best 1 > This Testimonial Not I'u > o -Mates Allowed WINDY WILLIS WILTS WAGGING WOMAN Calamity Court Caperet Dime-Store Manager Boots Willis Out For Talking To Salesgirl Tremendous B. Willis received injuries Monday night when he was thrown >ut of a local five and dime store. Not hat lie had swiped anything?they didn't nind that, but the manager disliked what ic was saying to a salesgirl who was the wife of the assistant manager. Willis was ordered out but he was too far gone to leave so lie remained, but not ;or long for a swish of a boot was heard, rhen Willis got mad so he began cuting and shooting?cutting around the rounters and shooting for home. WOMAN'S W1AK- |? -x ' Mlit ?THAT'S WHY |H^. | \ ' |PpM r^afe^?EWWBTT\ J STUART IRWIN I V $*3*yBILUl ?urkb /l ^U\M*ltv,Y siiphinsy V ijjl NIWAJD?1AN Hi? igsassa STARTS FRIDAY "WEST POINT OF THE AIR" With WALLACE BEERY ROBERT YOUNG MAUREEN O'SULLIVAN nd Style? Gifts From $1 Up | ?TE & CO., Inc. LERS Columbia, S. C. | me because they use ILK AND ICE CREAM 917 Main St. rAN CAFE 1 RELIABLE" IEETING PLACE PHONE 7849 STINKY STATESMAN dn't get one vote; now I've friend tells me. . . . rrah for LIFEBUOY and >ey, says I." (Signed) A. STINKY STATESMAN. ii<l For