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BLARNE1 I FEMININE BALL CARRIERS RUN OVER SCRUBS iv.-'Gamehens Peck Scrubwomen 32-2; Quattlebaum and Elliot Star The coed football team, weary from its severe defeat at the hands of Clemsoit last Saturday night is warming up on Melton field the afternoons of this week, in preparation for their encolmter with Prissyterian College. The squad, coached by Lilly Bavel has this far won no games and lost won, and are therefore tied for the state cham| pionship. Led by Rowena Jones, fast 'j:7; I stePPinK quarter, the Reds ran over the I second stringers yesterday to the tune of Mary had a little lamb. (Note: This song has been proved , ; I false, for according to Steve Taber, I dean of embryology, Mary could not have A.,^| had a lamb since she was only a kid her' I self.) Mary Otis, hefty half, was the star of 1 the Greys, running 99 yards to a touchB down in nine seconds. Otis is the fastest :J ' half the Gamecocks have had in many a year. o Cooper Dixon and Millie Steppes, Car^ J olina's pair of smooth working ends, ran the ball to the three-yard line in the , i Quai*ter, where the ball was carried I over by Rabstein, two hundred pound center. To complete the list of the practice stars, Bully Quattlebaum and Irene Elliot shook it around left end in three runs for thirty yards, each time to score. The final count was Reds 33, Scrubwomen 2. ROSE MARY I We Are Fully Prep [ Banquets a Over Wingfield's HOT DOGS I I That Are Hot! SANITARY LUNCH Across from the Capitol THE COLL ' A Shop for Cat 1 College Nov< StationeryToilet J 1008 Sumter LORICK & LCy I Hardware, Si Agricultural, Plumbing House Furnishii Electrical Apnl Columoi Columbia Tonight I extend to all Carolina students Show of Wonders" at the Coin I feel that I can recommend this ; I hirty people. Our own girl orcl All seats RESERVED and at tl that this is the ideal show for Cc Mgr. Columl Money spent with < "~ hi milII "m. HHB^ fEARLf ? ?? ? - - # ? < ALEXANDER TO COACH SAILORS Miss Alexander's Place Hard to Fill; Football Players Will Lose Courage Massachusetts Alexander and Nancy Bishop, head wrestling coaches at the University of South Carolina, announced yesterday that they had accepted a call to coach the wrestling team of Annapolis. When interviewed today, the two amazons gave as their reason for accepting, the guarantee that liquid refreshments would be served more frequently than at Carolina. "And the little tin soldiers wear such cute uniforms 1" Miss Alexander's titian hair will be greatly missed at dear old U. S. C., but we prophecy for her great success with the navy. The experience acquired here at the manly art of fighting will doubtless be a great aid in teaching the boys to wrestle. Miss Bishop, also, will leave a place here that will be hard to fill (thank heaven). Her boyish coiffure attracted so much attention to the sidelines during the games she attended that the little football players often ran the wrong way with the ball. Their success at the University may be partly attributed to their free conferences with Jack Crawford. u. s. c. Tom Reynolds: I haven't seen much of you lately, what's been the matter? Evelyn Walker: I can't wear evening dress all the time, can I? u. s. c. Joe Stokes: What would you do if that good-looking salesman waited on you while you were buying underwear? Nancy Pope: I think I'd have a fit. TEA ROOM ared to Handle All nd Parties Phone 3207 I JUS JONES "Biggest Little Place in Tozvn" Central Union Building 'Phone 7000 EGE SHOP *olina Students elties?Soda -?Pennants Vrticles Phone 9283 WRANCE7INC. jorting Goods and Builders' Supplies ig Goods, Cutlery icances, Paints ia, S. C. i Theatre at 8:30 an invitation to see "Bill^ Purl mbia Theatre tonight at 8:30. attraction for the whole family. icstra. le depression prices we FEEL >lumbia. bia Theatre Us stays at home ' ^ ^ ^ i By RAY CHALLEN FACULTY QUINT SWAMPS CHAMP BIRD FIVE 93-69 Prancing Pedagogues Prolong Losing Proclivities of Poor < Panting Prudes The faculty basketball team brought their season to a brilliant close by defeating the Peacock varsity squad which has just returned from winning the championship of the Southern Conference in Atlanta. Sissy McKissick, fastbreaking forward for the faculty, was outstanding. Sissy played his wonted brilliant floor and with his fast breaking for the basket simply had both the varsity and his wife gasping for air. Mrs. McKissick said, "I never suspected Rion to be so juvenile and active in a basketball suit." "I never knew anyone could be so fast," said Captain Wardlaw, all-southern guard, whose task it was to check the scoring proclivities of the elusive journalism dean. Sbaky Williams, other forward for the faculty, proved a capable running mate for the sensational McKissick. He passed accurately and rapidly, while lie sank a total of 13 points, many of which were hard shots. "Tin Soldier" Duffner, played his usual bang-up game at center. He got the jump consistently and on one of bis gargantuan efforts knocked- out one of the lights. Nevergold, varsity center, was completely bewildered by his deceptive floor tactics. He sank 32 points. Lefty Ferrel, the neckless wonder, was the key to the faculty defense which allowed the varsity to score only 74 points. | The neckless one, along with "Joey" j Morse, broke up all the offensive threats in short order. Their height enabled them to get practically every ball off the backboard. The Gamecocks were up to the form that won the championship of Dixie but the faculty team was just too strong for them. The speed and alertness of Wardlaw, McKissick, and others of Manager Donelon's proteges simply dazzled them. The lineup follows: Faculty (93) McKissick (51) ..{ J. Mack (19) Williams (13) ....f.K. Keyserling (11) Wardlaw (33) ...c Ted Reed (20) Ferrell (10) g M. Stewart (0) Morse (12) g..Rum Friday (19) Substitutions for faculty: Whitcsell (8); Schayer (2) ; Wee Willie Dean (9); Prissy Stokes (12). For the Varsity: Jake Godbold (7) ; Sad Sam Jones (6); Capers Jenkins (14); Gettys (0). Sumwalt, Benedict, referee; Wauchope, Columbia College, timekeeper. HOCKEfSQUADS TO BE HARD PRESSED The coed hockey teams arc having the competition of their lives. With Tenement Ten and Kappa Sig putting teams on the field, the occupants of the Hen Coop will find themselves pressed for hockey honors. The feminine squad, led by the diminutive and unconquerable "Monk" Farnum, have thus far carried away all opposition, but with the indoor season almost over and the new teams in the race there may be a different story a week hence. "My women will certainly come out on top of the pile," said Farnum, when questioned concerning the standing of his cohorts. "There is no race at all; those kids arc absolutely rotten and as for Tenement Ten, there is no man on the team worth having besides that hairy brute, Joe Johnson." Announcement We want your busineM in the following lines. Our selection is as complete as can be had, and our quality is the best. Only solid and genuine merchandise sold. Diamonds, Watches, Sterling Silver, Oold Jewelry. Glass Rings, Glass and Frat Pins, Glariosophlc and Euphradian Pins carried regularly in sto^k, or made to order as you wish. Ail sold at tis low a cost as is consistent with the Better Kind. Sylvan Bros. 1800 Main St. Got. Hampton Columbia, 8. 0. pSSUHBHSHI ANTLEY GESlir % Laval Predii Over Ti. "Wc will beat Clemson next year if it costs every cent our alumni have and every bone in the body of my players. I shall consider no sacrifice too great for them to make in order to help me." So declared Coach Billy Laval in his address at the annual banquet given the football team by Chi Delta Phi, girls' illiterate sorority. Sigma Upsilon, the brother organization, hung in the background but did not take part in the festivities, because its members could not compete with Banks Wannamaker, Robert Gressette, and "Pop" Graham, in their efforts to make a good impression on the women. "I shall import every gunman of Cicero, 111., before I will allow another Tiger team to roll me in the dust. It has become a personal matter. If we don't have a splendid season, the alumni had better watch out for their jobs." The honor guest of the evening, "Mutt" Gee of Tigerland, was silent and for once was caught without words. He did say, however, that his resignation was due to the fact that it was against his principles to beat the same school over four times straight. NECKING TEAM GETS UNDER WAY Expert Coaches On Hand To Tutor Team The necking team is approaching championship form with three weeks to go before their first match with Clemson. The coeds, being coached by h. L. Smith, with the assistance of Hughey Murchison, Bob Jones, "Scratch" Waterfall, Sissie McKissick, Erik Achorn, Jr., J. Michael (Mike) Morse and Bob Lumianski, undoubtedly are the best Carolina has had in years. With several sophomores from last year's freshman squad, led by Hattie Mae Still and Sara Calhoun, the team is showing excellent form and they are perfecting the half-nelson and other holds. Mary Begg Ligon, Ruth Ellsworth, and Charlotte Coker are also promising. Rena Buchannan, Eorraiye Gale and Helen Staples were declared ineligible, because of previous professional experience. u. s. c. Nigel League, known sneerleader at Carolina, was yesterday deported from Ellis Island as an undesirable alien, being unable to speak English. League was turned loose in New York for twenty hours and was picked up by customs in' spectors in a Chinese Hop Joint. Upon being questioned by the inspectors when he came out of the haze, he said," /eiuydfghh mmi8tfc90 *?kh6dd ;kza235Gobdbdj 77 RtyiiOugvyyuQOLpp^." He will be returned to Poland at once. Highest Quality Visiting Cards from the hand of J. B. CONNATSER Display: 1302 Main Street Candy Bars and Chewing Gum 3 for 10c Cigarettes, pkg., 12c, Carton, $1.19 Lucky Strikes, Camels, Old Golds, Chesterfield (S. C. Tax Extra) - . . - sB39|99E^k. oHfe M H ^ I Ik ^HHHk - vnm i d& ^ afe> ^agpy . nWBULL :fe Win ffers In Next BOINEAU GOES TO GIANT TEAM IS WELL-KNOWN DUB Carolina Man's Lousy Hitting Lands Him Place With New York "Bru" Boineau has been ordered to report to the New York Giants immediately in order that he may be pressed into service in the center garden to replace Freddy Lhidstrom whose terrific clouting has developed his own ruin. "In spite of the fact that Boineau's batting average during his four years at Carolina resembles a compilation of dime-store price tags, I am confident that he will fit into my machine perfectly," said John McGraw in an exclusive interview on the subject of the Boineau purchase. "At the present time my team is too strong at the plate. An excess of anything will bring on ruin and I must sacrifice one of my sluggers for a player like Boineau. Not only will he serve to balance my hitting power but his personality is bound to bring on a host of advertisers, such as Chesterfield cigarettes, cures for athlete's foot, and numerous others." ) u. s. c. STADIUM Carolina s new million dollar stadium is now rising where Melton Field formerly stood. {1 he structure is expected to be completed'm time for the annual game with No{,r6 Dame in September. The-'stadium will have a seating capacity of 60,000 and will be all concrete, made in the shape of O. u. s. c. Dr. Douglas: Dean Dillard has the biggest Hispano-Suiza I have ever seen. Dean Baker: Yes, I know, and she will wear those tight dresses. If You Want Service Call DENT's "Service on the Minute" CANDIES?CIGARS?SODA 1329 Main St. Phone 9334 "WE HAIL THE S. B. McMA ATHLETIC BURNETT'S I CAROLINA SEALS, JE' DRUGS, DRII Pi Kappa Phi, Sigma Nu, Si Alpha, Alpha Tau Oi Envelopes One Block From Campus 'Phoi it ma April Fo but these fide p We carry a complete line of Ide' shirts at popular prices. BELK'S DEPAR' "We Sell It 1503 Mail "BIG BEAK" ROWLAND I MARTIN EARLY QUITS PRESENT POST ___ V $ Finds Duties of Alumni Becoming Too Strenuous Blarney "Mankiller" Early, efficient alumni secretary of the University for many years, and Bull Martin will clash in a finish fight next week as the feature match of the weekly wrestling card. . Absolutely no holds will be barred and the winner will be decided only after he has pinned the other's shoulders to the mat in two out of three falls. Former secretary Early issued the challenge to Martin last Monday and Martin notified the "Mankiller" that he had accepted it yesterday. Mr. Early gave as his reason for v abandoning his position at the University in favor of the cauliflower sport the fact that alumni reservations at annual homecoming' celebrations were increasing to the extent that he was driven to desperation and felt forced to vacate the chair of alumni secretary. Also alumni were setting a move on foot to bring bigger and bulkier football players to Carolina and this was absolutely against his policy. "Do I think I can lick him?" replied Early in amazement to a question. "I'll butt him slam out of the ring. Should I be unable to plant my dome in his midsection, I shall resort to vicious tackling and excruciating body holds to gain my end." (bowling LUCKY STRIKE BOWLING ALLEY 1229 Lady St. Pleasant and Healthy Recreation for Ladies and Gentlemen. ! ("Bowl for Your Health" I s E, CAROLINA!" lSTER, Inc. ! SUPPLIES * ; >' )RUG STORE WELRY, STATIONERY JKS, CIGARS igma Alpha Epsilon, Kapp* nega?$1.00 per box and Paper ne 8191 Cor. 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