The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1931, Page Page Six, Image 6
BLARNE1
I FEMININE BALL
CARRIERS RUN
OVER SCRUBS
iv.-'Gamehens
Peck Scrubwomen
32-2; Quattlebaum and Elliot
Star
The coed football team, weary from
its severe defeat at the hands of Clemsoit
last Saturday night is warming up
on Melton field the afternoons of this
week, in preparation for their encolmter
with Prissyterian College.
The squad, coached by Lilly Bavel has
this far won no games and lost won, and
are therefore tied for the state cham|
pionship. Led by Rowena Jones, fast
'j:7; I stePPinK quarter, the Reds ran over the
I second stringers yesterday to the tune
of Mary had a little lamb.
(Note: This song has been proved
, ; I false, for according to Steve Taber,
I dean of embryology, Mary could not have
A.,^| had a lamb since she was only a kid her'
I self.)
Mary Otis, hefty half, was the star of
1 the Greys, running 99 yards to a touchB
down in nine seconds. Otis is the fastest
:J ' half the Gamecocks have had in many
a year.
o Cooper Dixon and Millie Steppes, Car^
J olina's pair of smooth working ends,
ran the ball to the three-yard line in the
, i Quai*ter, where the ball was carried
I over by Rabstein, two hundred pound
center.
To complete the list of the practice
stars, Bully Quattlebaum and Irene
Elliot shook it around left end in three
runs for thirty yards, each time to score.
The final count was Reds 33, Scrubwomen
2.
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ALEXANDER TO
COACH SAILORS
Miss Alexander's Place Hard to
Fill; Football Players Will
Lose Courage
Massachusetts Alexander and Nancy
Bishop, head wrestling coaches at the
University of South Carolina, announced
yesterday that they had accepted a call
to coach the wrestling team of Annapolis.
When interviewed today, the two
amazons gave as their reason for accepting,
the guarantee that liquid refreshments
would be served more frequently
than at Carolina. "And the little
tin soldiers wear such cute uniforms
1"
Miss Alexander's titian hair will be
greatly missed at dear old U. S. C., but
we prophecy for her great success with
the navy. The experience acquired here
at the manly art of fighting will doubtless
be a great aid in teaching the boys
to wrestle.
Miss Bishop, also, will leave a place
here that will be hard to fill (thank
heaven). Her boyish coiffure attracted
so much attention to the sidelines during
the games she attended that the
little football players often ran the
wrong way with the ball.
Their success at the University may be
partly attributed to their free conferences
with Jack Crawford.
u. s. c.
Tom Reynolds: I haven't seen much
of you lately, what's been the matter?
Evelyn Walker: I can't wear evening
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u. s. c.
Joe Stokes: What would you do if
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you while you were buying underwear?
Nancy Pope: I think I'd have a fit.
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CHALLEN
FACULTY QUINT
SWAMPS CHAMP
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Prancing Pedagogues Prolong
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Panting Prudes
The faculty basketball team brought
their season to a brilliant close by defeating
the Peacock varsity squad which
has just returned from winning the
championship of the Southern Conference
in Atlanta.
Sissy McKissick, fastbreaking forward
for the faculty, was outstanding.
Sissy played his wonted brilliant floor
and with his fast breaking for the basket
simply had both the varsity and his wife
gasping for air. Mrs. McKissick said, "I
never suspected Rion to be so juvenile
and active in a basketball suit." "I never
knew anyone could be so fast," said
Captain Wardlaw, all-southern guard,
whose task it was to check the scoring
proclivities of the elusive journalism
dean.
Sbaky Williams, other forward for the
faculty, proved a capable running mate
for the sensational McKissick. He passed
accurately and rapidly, while lie sank a
total of 13 points, many of which were
hard shots. "Tin Soldier" Duffner,
played his usual bang-up game at center.
He got the jump consistently and on one
of bis gargantuan efforts knocked- out
one of the lights. Nevergold, varsity center,
was completely bewildered by his deceptive
floor tactics. He sank 32 points.
Lefty Ferrel, the neckless wonder, was
the key to the faculty defense which allowed
the varsity to score only 74 points.
| The neckless one, along with "Joey"
j Morse, broke up all the offensive threats
in short order. Their height enabled them
to get practically every ball off the backboard.
The Gamecocks were up to the form
that won the championship of Dixie but
the faculty team was just too strong for
them. The speed and alertness of Wardlaw,
McKissick, and others of Manager
Donelon's proteges simply dazzled them.
The lineup follows:
Faculty (93)
McKissick (51) ..{ J. Mack (19)
Williams (13) ....f.K. Keyserling (11)
Wardlaw (33) ...c Ted Reed (20)
Ferrell (10) g M. Stewart (0)
Morse (12) g..Rum Friday (19)
Substitutions for faculty: Whitcsell
(8); Schayer (2) ; Wee Willie Dean
(9); Prissy Stokes (12). For the Varsity:
Jake Godbold (7) ; Sad Sam Jones
(6); Capers Jenkins (14); Gettys (0).
Sumwalt, Benedict, referee; Wauchope,
Columbia College, timekeeper.
HOCKEfSQUADS TO
BE HARD PRESSED
The coed hockey teams arc having the
competition of their lives. With Tenement
Ten and Kappa Sig putting teams on the
field, the occupants of the Hen Coop will
find themselves pressed for hockey
honors.
The feminine squad, led by the diminutive
and unconquerable "Monk"
Farnum, have thus far carried away all
opposition, but with the indoor season almost
over and the new teams in the race
there may be a different story a week
hence.
"My women will certainly come out on
top of the pile," said Farnum, when
questioned concerning the standing of
his cohorts. "There is no race at all;
those kids arc absolutely rotten and as
for Tenement Ten, there is no man on the
team worth having besides that hairy
brute, Joe Johnson."
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"Wc will beat Clemson next year
if it costs every cent our alumni have
and every bone in the body of my
players. I shall consider no sacrifice
too great for them to make in order
to help me."
So declared Coach Billy Laval in
his address at the annual banquet
given the football team by Chi Delta
Phi, girls' illiterate sorority. Sigma
Upsilon, the brother organization,
hung in the background but did not
take part in the festivities, because its
members could not compete with
Banks Wannamaker, Robert Gressette,
and "Pop" Graham, in their efforts to
make a good impression on the women.
"I shall import every gunman of
Cicero, 111., before I will allow another
Tiger team to roll me in the dust. It
has become a personal matter. If we
don't have a splendid season, the
alumni had better watch out for their
jobs."
The honor guest of the evening,
"Mutt" Gee of Tigerland, was silent
and for once was caught without
words. He did say, however, that his
resignation was due to the fact that
it was against his principles to beat
the same school over four times
straight.
NECKING TEAM
GETS UNDER WAY
Expert Coaches On Hand To
Tutor Team
The necking team is approaching
championship form with three weeks to
go before their first match with Clemson.
The coeds, being coached by h. L. Smith,
with the assistance of Hughey Murchison,
Bob Jones, "Scratch" Waterfall,
Sissie McKissick, Erik Achorn, Jr., J.
Michael (Mike) Morse and Bob
Lumianski, undoubtedly are the best Carolina
has had in years.
With several sophomores from last
year's freshman squad, led by Hattie
Mae Still and Sara Calhoun, the team is
showing excellent form and they are
perfecting the half-nelson and other
holds. Mary Begg Ligon, Ruth Ellsworth,
and Charlotte Coker are also promising.
Rena Buchannan, Eorraiye Gale and
Helen Staples were declared ineligible,
because of previous professional experience.
u. s. c.
Nigel League, known sneerleader at
Carolina, was yesterday deported from
Ellis Island as an undesirable alien, being
unable to speak English. League was
turned loose in New York for twenty
hours and was picked up by customs in'
spectors in a Chinese Hop Joint.
Upon being questioned by the inspectors
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TO GIANT TEAM
IS WELL-KNOWN DUB
Carolina Man's Lousy Hitting
Lands Him Place With
New York
"Bru" Boineau has been ordered to report
to the New York Giants immediately
in order that he may be pressed into
service in the center garden to replace
Freddy Lhidstrom whose terrific clouting
has developed his own ruin.
"In spite of the fact that Boineau's
batting average during his four years at
Carolina resembles a compilation of
dime-store price tags, I am confident
that he will fit into my machine perfectly,"
said John McGraw in an exclusive
interview on the subject of the Boineau
purchase.
"At the present time my team is too
strong at the plate. An excess of anything
will bring on ruin and I must
sacrifice one of my sluggers for a player
like Boineau. Not only will he serve to
balance my hitting power but his personality
is bound to bring on a host of
advertisers, such as Chesterfield cigarettes,
cures for athlete's foot, and numerous
others." )
u. s. c.
STADIUM
Carolina s new million dollar stadium
is now rising where Melton Field formerly
stood. {1 he structure is expected to
be completed'm time for the annual game
with No{,r6 Dame in September.
The-'stadium will have a seating capacity
of 60,000 and will be all concrete,
made in the shape of O.
u. s. c.
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seen.
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will wear those tight dresses.
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Finds Duties of Alumni Becoming
Too Strenuous
Blarney "Mankiller" Early, efficient
alumni secretary of the University for
many years, and Bull Martin will clash
in a finish fight next week as the feature
match of the weekly wrestling card. .
Absolutely no holds will be barred and
the winner will be decided only after he
has pinned the other's shoulders to the
mat in two out of three falls.
Former secretary Early issued the
challenge to Martin last Monday and
Martin notified the "Mankiller" that he
had accepted it yesterday.
Mr. Early gave as his reason for v
abandoning his position at the University
in favor of the cauliflower sport the fact
that alumni reservations at annual homecoming'
celebrations were increasing to
the extent that he was driven to desperation
and felt forced to vacate the chair
of alumni secretary. Also alumni were
setting a move on foot to bring bigger
and bulkier football players to Carolina
and this was absolutely against his
policy.
"Do I think I can lick him?" replied
Early in amazement to a question. "I'll
butt him slam out of the ring. Should
I be unable to plant my dome in his midsection,
I shall resort to vicious tackling
and excruciating body holds to gain my
end."
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