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MISS NEW & CO. BATTLE NICOTINE Faculty Ib Seriously Involved In Attempt To Eliminate Smoaking In cooperation with the Women's Anti-Nicotine Association, the local chapter of Alpha Kappa Gamma, girls leadership sorority, has begun a strenuous campaign against degraded addicts of nicotine in any form. Anne LapRobe New, chairman of the investigation committee, has created an uneasiness among certain members of the faculty by her sweeping accusations. In a statement issued early this morning, Miss Gnu began by saying that the use of nicotinc by members of the faculty shows, not only that they themselves are degraded, but also lowers the morals of the co-eds. The statement goes on to say that J Rion McKissick, dean of the School of Journalism, actually encourages the co-ed members of his classes to indulge in this immoral habit. Among others, he has influenced Mrs. Miriam O'Dell, Lib Monteith, Louise White, and Margaret Risher. Miss Noo accused the dean of having smoked twelve cent cigars incessantly, and his students, hoping to make an impression on him, imitated his choice of brands, often wasting their entire allowances. Incidentally, the dean is said to have remarked that he now smokes a cheaper brand, costing three for five cents. Miss Gnu went on to enumerate several other examples. She accused Barney Early of disfiguring the furniture with his Brown Mule tobacco. Professor Charles Mercer was censored for smoking a twelve inch cigar at faculty meetings, the same one lasting for several meetings. It was claimed that the odor was very offensive and interfered with the proper concentration of those present. Mrs. O'Dell was also criticized for chewing Spark Plug tobacco, both in and out of the presence of members of the other sex. She is said to have injured the morals of Sam Boudreaux and John Ballenger. Miss Glue ended her long statement by saying that the local chapter of Alpha Kappa Gamma would not end its campaign against this vice every sign of it was obliterated. She appealed to Dr. Douglas for support in the matter and said that he should take action against the offending faculty members. The paper is said to represent the sentiment of the entire chapter and has signed to it also the names of the Misses Jane Farris, Virginia Muller, Maud West, and Sarah Quattlebaum. WOMEN FORM NUPTIAL BUREAU (Continued from Page 1) and Elisabeth Doughboy English, ,who is unable to chaperon the library neck"I think the scheme should bear fruit," shrieked Dean Irene Dillard, dean of women, when ^ first informed of the new bureau. "It is just what we have needed for years." Marshal "Bootsie" Cantey has declared that he will have six sawed-ott shotguns ordered for the assistant rna,r" thai, judges, and matrons, who will be bridesmaids and groomsmen at weddings under the new system of "getting your - man." He refused to say what he would do if young Bill Cantey became involved, but whispered something about loading the shotguns with salt if such were the case Those who have applied for husbands through the bureau are named on the following list, together with ?ge, style of beauty, and previous experience. Men interested are advised to see the women in person if they wish to learn much more. Name, Lois Hentz; Age, 29 plus; Experience, Not much; Style, Ample .blonde'. . , . .. Name, Elisabeth English; Age, 48; Experience, Forgotten; Style, Inflated blonde, old style form. Name, Page Pressley; Age, 15; Experience, Ask anyone; Style, Blonde, perfect 36 by 40. ... Name, Floride Goddard; Age 68; Experience, Once married; Style, Slightly worn, but coy. Name, Harriet Whitaker; Age, 25; Experience, See B. R. Moore, Style, Dignified, but not too lean. Name, Marie Odom; Age, 27; Experience, Unbelievable; Style, Curved blonde, with accessories. Name, Miriam Holland: Age, 89; Experience, Spinster; Style, Pretzelshaped. Shady coloring. Name, Mary Evelyn Dye; Age, 18; Experience, Grass widow; Style, Brunette with one dimple. Name, Edna Earle Kirton, Age, 29; Experience, None, but hopeful; Style, Deceptively masculine, dark hair and tyes. Name, Frances Ravenel; Age, 88; B ???aegsHa Social World Sees Ex-Editor Undergo Nuptial Ceremony i MARSHALL-YOUNGINER Blushing Bride And Studdering Groom Are Hitched In University Ohapel A wedding of much interest and social prominence was solemnized yesterday afternoon in the University chapel, when the Rev. John Madison Younginer was wedded to Miss Elizabeth Marshall of Columbia. The wedding was attended by the entire student body and a number of Mr. Younginer's relatives. The attractive couple admitted that they had been in love for sometime, but neither had ever had the presence of mind to mention marriage before. Having read an account of a marriage in the paper sometime ago, the couple conceived the idea of marriage themselves, and as Reverend Younginer put it, "We just went to the judge of probate and got ourselves a license, which cost Elizabeth exactly five dollars in all, and here we are all married up, and I think my wife and I will live in perfect harmony, as I am very easy to get along with." But this didn't seem to strike the blushing young bride so well for she chimed in! "Oh yea, where do you get that stuff, big boy? I'm not so sure we are going to hit it up so well, and in case we don't I'd advise you to start saving right now for alimony." The groom was dressed in conservative black scissors tail coat and gallus supported brown pants, and the bride was dressed in flaming red and carried a bouquet of sun flowers. After the ceremony was performed the couple left immediately for New Brookland where they will spend an extended honeymoon. u.a.o. Experience, Varied; Style, Bow-wow brunette, no angles. Leads at leash or sits on lap. Name, Irene Dillard; Age, 37; Experience, "Hope springs eternal in the human breast"; Style, Sweet and girlish, quite sufficient. Name, Virginia Muller; Age, 42; Experience, None; Style, "Hath a lean and hungry look. Such women are dangerous, Caesar DePass." Name, Phyllis Yarborough; Age, 39; Experience, Dark horse; Style, So blonde she shines in dark corners. Name, Elizabeth Neil; Age, 72; Experience, "Poo-poo, Pop-pal"; Style, Form, not what she used to be. Name, Henry Muller Brimm; Age, 47; Experience, Virgin; Style, Lanky and bony. Name, Mrs. Moon; Age, 108; Experience, Frequent; Style, Conspicuous by absence. Name, Isobel Byers; Age, 16 1-2; Experience, Eight or nine; Style, Very, very dark brunette. * * a * | ! Go Grade A" I | tourist third | I cabin ... 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EUROPEAN TRAVEL * ' ' ' i if Consult your local steamship agent or if | UNITED STATES | | LINES J * Central administration building at C Cold L. Frease of Amalgamated Clems tory, the third log from the bottom 1 tempted to strike Captain John Smith, of the Sticks," can be seen seated ags NEW GUM TO BE SEEN ON CAMPUS Co-Ed Senior Invents New And Better Brand Of Chewing Gum Announcement is made of the placing on the market of a new and better brand of chewing gum by the inventor, Virginia Muller, a Carolina student. Miss Muller announces that a large supply will be distributed on the campus this week, free of charge, and afterwards, the canteen will carry a complete stock. The new brand, "Muller-More" contains all of the pleasing features of any other brand now on the market. Her decision to place this new brand on the market came as a result of asking so many freshmen while in the library for chewing gum, and being refused. She claims that "Muller-More" will prove quite pleasing to the taste, especially to co-eds, and that one stick fooo-hilou>att turbine-gen tra tor installed in 1903 at the Fish Street station of the Commonwealth Edison Company, Chicago GENER 8ALB9 AND BNOIN Ilemson, now the office of Prezzydent on. This structure has a romantic hisbeing that with which Powahatan atFred Rush, called the "Rudy Vallee linst the chimney practicing hog calls. Did You Know That: Dr. William Burney, penurious scholar, is donating the new swimming pool behind the alumni stadium? The Judges never raid Burney college, but call it "My Blue Heaven" because it is full of angels and tobacco smoke? Bert Moore thinks the deuce of-clubs is the highest card in the deck, and believes bones roll only in graves? Marshal Cantey, though a fisherman, never takes a drink? "The Chevalier Bayard of Carolina," Dr. Yates Snowden, once gave a lecture without mentioning Charleston? Charlie Mercer has quit telling dirty jokes? Doctor Douglas once remembered a student's name? Mr. Tinman, campus gardener and hoer, failed to chase a student off the grass, because he might slip and break his?, Well, this ain t poetry 1 of it will last as long as a package of any other brand. When Sma More theC pany, pr< immense j ordered fr< kilowatt st a giant of i To-day, a generator c sends out ii Metropolit . College-tra $ j 1 (v. stole part |j^ ^ ^IIM^ CA! ALU EL BERING S BR VICE IN A AMJW AMI DePass And Case On Local Paper ^ CAROLINA FREE PRESS Hairy E. DepAas, Jr. and Lawrence < C. Ase were list night appointed to the board of directors of the Carolina Free Press, local newspaper of Columbia. Jt is understood tliat Dr. 5 DcpAss will be the chairman of the ^ board of directors and Mr. C. Ase secretary. This announcement was made public la6t night by Harry L. Hingson and Benjamin Adams, editors of the newspaper. The anrouncement is received with pleasure here by the many friends of the newly promoted men. Upon questioning by newspaper men Messrs. Adams and Hingson stated that DepAss and C. Ase had been chosen for this work because of the splendid work that they performed on The Gamecock while members of the board of bunkification of that sheet. "We are expecting great things of the young men," said Mr. Hingson. "I know them personally and know that they will have our struggling paper on the firmest kind of a financial basis," continued Hairy. In an interview late last night the newly appointed officials stated that the first thing that they proposed to do was to write a constitution for the paper and then to proceed to put it into effect. "It will take us quite a time to accomplish this but it can be done and before we stop the Carolina Free Press will be the weakest weekly newspaper in South Carolina," stated the two men when questioned. It is also understood that Labor, the official publication of The American Federation of Labor, was also trying to obtain the services of DepAss and C. Ase. The local paper is to be complimented on obtaining such popular officials to run their paper. 11 Machines ^ere Big than a quarter century ago, Commonwealth Edison Comspherically alive to the possibilities of the future, >m General Electric a 5000eam turbine?in those days electric power. General Electric turbine)f 208,000-kilowatt capacity ts vast energy to the Chicago an District. ined men played a responin the engineering and re of both machines just rve in important capacities gineering, production, and i of all General Electric , large or small. generator imtalitd at the State Lime generating station N U8 IK THE GENERAL ELECTRIC HOUR, BROADIT EVERY SATURDAY EVENINO ON A NATION-WIDE N.B.C. NETWORK 95-7660H JECTKIC [ PRINCIPAL CITIES