The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1930, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7
MISS NEW & CO.
BATTLE NICOTINE
Faculty Ib Seriously Involved In
Attempt To Eliminate
Smoaking
In cooperation with the Women's
Anti-Nicotine Association, the local
chapter of Alpha Kappa Gamma, girls
leadership sorority, has begun a strenuous
campaign against degraded addicts
of nicotine in any form.
Anne LapRobe New, chairman of
the investigation committee, has created
an uneasiness among certain
members of the faculty by her sweeping
accusations. In a statement issued
early this morning, Miss Gnu
began by saying that the use of nicotinc
by members of the faculty shows,
not only that they themselves are degraded,
but also lowers the morals of
the co-eds.
The statement goes on to say that
J Rion McKissick, dean of the School
of Journalism, actually encourages the
co-ed members of his classes to indulge
in this immoral habit. Among
others, he has influenced Mrs. Miriam
O'Dell, Lib Monteith, Louise White,
and Margaret Risher. Miss Noo accused
the dean of having smoked
twelve cent cigars incessantly, and his
students, hoping to make an impression
on him, imitated his choice of
brands, often wasting their entire allowances.
Incidentally, the dean is
said to have remarked that he now
smokes a cheaper brand, costing three
for five cents.
Miss Gnu went on to enumerate several
other examples. She accused
Barney Early of disfiguring the furniture
with his Brown Mule tobacco.
Professor Charles Mercer was censored
for smoking a twelve inch cigar
at faculty meetings, the same one lasting
for several meetings. It was
claimed that the odor was very offensive
and interfered with the proper
concentration of those present.
Mrs. O'Dell was also criticized for
chewing Spark Plug tobacco, both in
and out of the presence of members of
the other sex. She is said to have injured
the morals of Sam Boudreaux
and John Ballenger.
Miss Glue ended her long statement
by saying that the local chapter of
Alpha Kappa Gamma would not end
its campaign against this vice
every sign of it was obliterated. She
appealed to Dr. Douglas for support in
the matter and said that he should
take action against the offending faculty
members.
The paper is said to represent the
sentiment of the entire chapter and
has signed to it also the names of the
Misses Jane Farris, Virginia Muller,
Maud West, and Sarah Quattlebaum.
WOMEN FORM
NUPTIAL BUREAU
(Continued from Page 1)
and Elisabeth Doughboy English, ,who
is unable to chaperon the library neck"I
think the scheme should bear
fruit," shrieked Dean Irene Dillard,
dean of women, when ^ first informed
of the new bureau. "It is just what we
have needed for years."
Marshal "Bootsie" Cantey has declared
that he will have six sawed-ott
shotguns ordered for the assistant rna,r"
thai, judges, and matrons, who will
be bridesmaids and groomsmen at
weddings under the new system of
"getting your - man." He refused to
say what he would do if young Bill
Cantey became involved, but whispered
something about loading the
shotguns with salt if such were the
case
Those who have applied for husbands
through the bureau are named
on the following list, together with
?ge, style of beauty, and previous experience.
Men interested are advised
to see the women in person if they
wish to learn much more.
Name, Lois Hentz; Age, 29 plus;
Experience, Not much; Style, Ample
.blonde'. . , . ..
Name, Elisabeth English; Age, 48;
Experience, Forgotten; Style, Inflated
blonde, old style form.
Name, Page Pressley; Age, 15; Experience,
Ask anyone; Style, Blonde,
perfect 36 by 40. ...
Name, Floride Goddard; Age 68;
Experience, Once married; Style,
Slightly worn, but coy.
Name, Harriet Whitaker; Age, 25;
Experience, See B. R. Moore, Style,
Dignified, but not too lean.
Name, Marie Odom; Age, 27; Experience,
Unbelievable; Style, Curved
blonde, with accessories.
Name, Miriam Holland: Age, 89;
Experience, Spinster; Style, Pretzelshaped.
Shady coloring.
Name, Mary Evelyn Dye; Age, 18;
Experience, Grass widow; Style, Brunette
with one dimple.
Name, Edna Earle Kirton, Age, 29;
Experience, None, but hopeful; Style,
Deceptively masculine, dark hair and
tyes.
Name, Frances Ravenel; Age, 88;
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Social World Sees
Ex-Editor Undergo
Nuptial Ceremony
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MARSHALL-YOUNGINER
Blushing Bride And Studdering
Groom Are Hitched In University
Ohapel
A wedding of much interest and
social prominence was solemnized
yesterday afternoon in the University
chapel, when the Rev. John Madison
Younginer was wedded to Miss Elizabeth
Marshall of Columbia.
The wedding was attended by the
entire student body and a number of
Mr. Younginer's relatives. The attractive
couple admitted that they had
been in love for sometime, but neither
had ever had the presence of mind to
mention marriage before. Having
read an account of a marriage in the
paper sometime ago, the couple conceived
the idea of marriage themselves,
and as Reverend Younginer put it,
"We just went to the judge of probate
and got ourselves a license, which
cost Elizabeth exactly five dollars in
all, and here we are all married up,
and I think my wife and I will live in
perfect harmony, as I am very easy
to get along with."
But this didn't seem to strike the
blushing young bride so well for she
chimed in! "Oh yea, where do you get
that stuff, big boy? I'm not so sure
we are going to hit it up so well, and
in case we don't I'd advise you to start
saving right now for alimony."
The groom was dressed in conservative
black scissors tail coat and gallus
supported brown pants, and the bride
was dressed in flaming red and carried
a bouquet of sun flowers. After the
ceremony was performed the couple
left immediately for New Brookland
where they will spend an extended
honeymoon.
u.a.o.
Experience, Varied; Style, Bow-wow
brunette, no angles. Leads at leash or
sits on lap.
Name, Irene Dillard; Age, 37; Experience,
"Hope springs eternal in the
human breast"; Style, Sweet and
girlish, quite sufficient.
Name, Virginia Muller; Age, 42; Experience,
None; Style, "Hath a lean
and hungry look. Such women are
dangerous, Caesar DePass."
Name, Phyllis Yarborough; Age, 39;
Experience, Dark horse; Style, So
blonde she shines in dark corners.
Name, Elizabeth Neil; Age, 72; Experience,
"Poo-poo, Pop-pal"; Style,
Form, not what she used to be.
Name, Henry Muller Brimm; Age,
47; Experience, Virgin; Style, Lanky
and bony.
Name, Mrs. Moon; Age, 108; Experience,
Frequent; Style, Conspicuous
by absence.
Name, Isobel Byers; Age, 16 1-2;
Experience, Eight or nine; Style, Very,
very dark brunette.
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NEW GUM TO BE
SEEN ON CAMPUS
Co-Ed Senior Invents New And
Better Brand Of Chewing
Gum
Announcement is made of the placing
on the market of a new and better
brand of chewing gum by the inventor,
Virginia Muller, a Carolina student.
Miss Muller announces that a large
supply will be distributed on the campus
this week, free of charge, and
afterwards, the canteen will carry a
complete stock.
The new brand, "Muller-More" contains
all of the pleasing features of any
other brand now on the market. Her
decision to place this new brand on
the market came as a result of asking
so many freshmen while in the library
for chewing gum, and being refused.
She claims that "Muller-More" will
prove quite pleasing to the taste, especially
to co-eds, and that one stick
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installed in 1903 at the Fish Street
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Did You Know That:
Dr. William Burney, penurious
scholar, is donating the new swimming
pool behind the alumni stadium?
The Judges never raid Burney college,
but call it "My Blue Heaven" because
it is full of angels and tobacco
smoke?
Bert Moore thinks the deuce of-clubs
is the highest card in the deck, and
believes bones roll only in graves?
Marshal Cantey, though a fisherman,
never takes a drink?
"The Chevalier Bayard of Carolina,"
Dr. Yates Snowden, once gave a lecture
without mentioning Charleston?
Charlie Mercer has quit telling dirty
jokes?
Doctor Douglas once remembered a
student's name?
Mr. Tinman, campus gardener and
hoer, failed to chase a student off the
grass, because he might slip and break
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CAROLINA FREE PRESS
Hairy E. DepAas, Jr. and Lawrence <
C. Ase were list night appointed to
the board of directors of the Carolina
Free Press, local newspaper of Columbia.
Jt is understood tliat Dr. 5
DcpAss will be the chairman of the ^
board of directors and Mr. C. Ase secretary.
This announcement was made public
la6t night by Harry L. Hingson and
Benjamin Adams, editors of the newspaper.
The anrouncement is received
with pleasure here by the many friends
of the newly promoted men.
Upon questioning by newspaper
men Messrs. Adams and Hingson
stated that DepAss and C. Ase had
been chosen for this work because of
the splendid work that they performed
on The Gamecock while members
of the board of bunkification of
that sheet.
"We are expecting great things of
the young men," said Mr. Hingson.
"I know them personally and know
that they will have our struggling
paper on the firmest kind of a financial
basis," continued Hairy.
In an interview late last night the
newly appointed officials stated that
the first thing that they proposed to
do was to write a constitution for the
paper and then to proceed to put it
into effect. "It will take us quite a
time to accomplish this but it can be
done and before we stop the Carolina
Free Press will be the weakest weekly
newspaper in South Carolina," stated
the two men when questioned.
It is also understood that Labor,
the official publication of The American
Federation of Labor, was also
trying to obtain the services of DepAss
and C. Ase. The local paper is
to be complimented on obtaining such
popular officials to run their paper.
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