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You might as well get it over with! 4 * JUST EQUALS Lord Halifax, a seasoned diplo mat but an indifferent speaker, gave a talk to a farmers’ conven tion in Iowa while he was Britain’s ambassador to the United States. At its conclusion, the chairman said, "Milord, you’re making a noble contribution to amicable re lations between your nation and ours—at least, as far as Iowa is concerned. Before we heard from you, we were scared to death of the British. We thought you always could outsmart us. But heck, after tonight, we'll never be scared again." One Answer S^rom the very beginning of his public career, former Secretary of State Cordell Hull has been ex tremely cautious in expressing his views. On one occasion, one of his colleagues made a wager that he could extract a direct answer from Hull. Stopping Hull) as the latter was about to leave his office, he asked what time it was. Hull took out his watch, glanced at it. Then turning to his colleague, he said: "What time does your watch say?" Ah, Boston "So you come from New York," said an English lady to a traveling American. “I supposed, of course, you came from Boston." "Why did you think that?" in quired the New York lady. "Because I supposed all culti vated, intelligent Americans came from Boston." "But what in the world made you think that?" was the natural ques tion. "Oh, I don’t know, exactly. I think it was a Boston lady who told me." Candid Comment Many of the world’s difficulties to day seem to be due to too many re tail minds trying to deal with wholesale problems. MAKE AN EFFORT The plumber was a mild sort of man, but he could not get away from the fact that his assistant was terribly lazy. For a long time he said nothing, but at last he could contain his ex asperation n 0 longer. "Bill, you get on my nerves stand ing there with both hands in your pockets," he said. "For Heaven’s sake, take one of them out." Thanks, Teacher Sir Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists, had marched at the head of a great procession to Albert Hall in Lon don, where a large crowd awaited him. With dramatic effect he mounted the rostnun under the glare of spotlights and raised his arm in the Fascist salute. The effect was ruined by a voice from the gallery calling, “Yes, Oswald, you may leave the room!" RELAX! This incident is related of a Scotch doctor, new to the gun, who adventured upon a day’s rabbit shooting. Chased by the ferrets, bunny was a rather quick-moving target, and the medico was not meeting with the success he had anticipated. "Hang it all, man!” he ex claimed, impatiently, to the keeper that accompanied him, "these beasts are too quick for mf.” “Aye, doctor,” replied the pawky keeper, "but ye surely didna ex pect them tae lie still like yer pa tients till ye kill them!” JUST NATURAL Uncle Ben was visiting little Betty who had been ill. "Well, my dear,” he said, "and how did you find yourself this morning? Betty opened her big, innocent blue eyes: "Oh, Uncle, I just opened my eyes—and there I was!” Wilde and Taxes Oscar Wilde was leaving his house one afternoon when a stranger stepped up to him. "I’ve been sent here by the tax department, Mr. Wilde," he said. “Taxes!" thundered Wilde. "Why should I pay taxes?” “This is your house, isn't it? You eat here, sleep here—” "Yes,” admitted Wilde, "but I sleep so poorly." Rose Motif FIRST AID to the AILING HOUSE BY ROGER C. WHITMAN Or I- •’* is*- Painting Over Shingle Stain QUESTION: The upper half of our house is brown stained shingles. We want to paint them white. How can we do it? Is there any way we can prevent the stain from "bleeding thru?" ANSWER: If the stain is very old and weathered it may ne safe to apply a first coat of aluminum paint and then put on the nouse paint. But if the stain is fairly re cent, it would be well to apply a stain-seal to prevent any possible bleeding through. Consult your paint dealer, and buy top quality products. High School Graduates IN DEMAND FOR NURSING Enroll at a Student Nurse) Foi further information, talk to the Director of Nurses at your local hospital, or your school adviser, or apply to a collegiate or hos pital School of Nursing. THESE NEW CONTRAPTIONS WORK GOOD WITH 3-IN-ONE Housework Easy Without Nagging Backache When kidney function slows down, many folks complain of nagging backache, loss of pep and energy, headacnea and dixrineaa. Don't suffer longer with them discomfort* If reduced kidney function ia getting you down—due to such common causes as sties* and strain, over-exertion or exposure to cold. Minor bladder irritations due to cm*, dampness or wrong diet may cause getting up nights or frequent passages. Don’t neglect your kidneys if these condi tions bother you. Try Doan’s Pills—a mild diuretic. 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