The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, September 28, 1951, Image 7
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"They all look alike to me, though I gotta admit this
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JUST EQUALS
Lord Halifax, a seasoned diplo
mat but an indifferent speaker,
gave a talk to a farmers’ conven
tion in Iowa while he was Britain’s
ambassador to the United States.
At its conclusion, the chairman
said, "Milord, you’re making a
noble contribution to amicable re
lations between your nation and
ours—at least, as far as Iowa is
concerned. Before we heard from
you, we were scared to death of
the British. We thought you always
could outsmart us. But heck, after
tonight, we'll never be scared
again."
One Answer
S^rom the very beginning of his
public career, former Secretary of
State Cordell Hull has been ex
tremely cautious in expressing his
views. On one occasion, one of his
colleagues made a wager that he
could extract a direct answer from
Hull.
Stopping Hull) as the latter was
about to leave his office, he asked
what time it was. Hull took out his
watch, glanced at it. Then turning
to his colleague, he said:
"What time does your watch
say?"
Ah, Boston
"So you come from New York,"
said an English lady to a traveling
American. “I supposed, of course,
you came from Boston."
"Why did you think that?" in
quired the New York lady.
"Because I supposed all culti
vated, intelligent Americans came
from Boston."
"But what in the world made you
think that?" was the natural ques
tion.
"Oh, I don’t know, exactly. I
think it was a Boston lady who told
me."
Candid Comment
Many of the world’s difficulties to
day seem to be due to too many re
tail minds trying to deal with
wholesale problems.
MAKE AN EFFORT
The plumber was a mild sort of
man, but he could not get away
from the fact that his assistant was
terribly lazy.
For a long time he said nothing,
but at last he could contain his ex
asperation n 0 longer.
"Bill, you get on my nerves stand
ing there with both hands in your
pockets," he said. "For Heaven’s
sake, take one of them out."
Thanks, Teacher
Sir Oswald Mosley, leader of the
British Union of Fascists, had
marched at the head of a great
procession to Albert Hall in Lon
don, where a large crowd awaited
him. With dramatic effect he
mounted the rostnun under the
glare of spotlights and raised his
arm in the Fascist salute. The effect
was ruined by a voice from the
gallery calling, “Yes, Oswald, you
may leave the room!"
RELAX!
This incident is related of a
Scotch doctor, new to the gun, who
adventured upon a day’s rabbit
shooting.
Chased by the ferrets, bunny was
a rather quick-moving target, and
the medico was not meeting with
the success he had anticipated.
"Hang it all, man!” he ex
claimed, impatiently, to the keeper
that accompanied him, "these
beasts are too quick for mf.”
“Aye, doctor,” replied the pawky
keeper, "but ye surely didna ex
pect them tae lie still like yer pa
tients till ye kill them!”
JUST NATURAL
Uncle Ben was visiting little
Betty who had been ill.
"Well, my dear,” he said,
"and how did you find yourself
this morning?
Betty opened her big, innocent
blue eyes:
"Oh, Uncle, I just opened my
eyes—and there I was!”
Wilde and Taxes
Oscar Wilde was leaving his house
one afternoon when a stranger
stepped up to him.
"I’ve been sent here by the tax
department, Mr. Wilde," he said.
“Taxes!" thundered Wilde. "Why
should I pay taxes?”
“This is your house, isn't it? You
eat here, sleep here—”
"Yes,” admitted Wilde, "but I
sleep so poorly."
Rose Motif
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