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v'X . THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C. '■-<' 4> ” - -*fr V \ . - V -s. VIRGIL 'MORtM TWE CMFFEfttNCE (MtK ; &/ARAMT££D LIFE TIME MOTOR By Len Kleb SUNNYSIDE by Clork S. Hoot THE OLD GAFFER By Oay Hunter MUTT AND JEFF T! HUTT-tF WtRC ooiKnro W Y HAWAIIAN - ISLANDS-lU. MEED CLOTHES I NEED A NEW SUIT I ponV WORRyf I SOLD M/STDRy TO THE MOVIES! * WAS OUT DUVIN'THINGS VESTERDAV/ I BOUGHT you A <r~> 'J Riirri ITS >tXJR SUIT WHATS W JEFF! VpUR THAT/ kn SUIT/ MUTT?4_ MV SUIT? By Bud Fuhcr YEH, r HOPE ITS faT A ^ JJJfiS SSKIK: a PF0FPCT FIT/ idivers j ^ourE goin to be A PERFECT FIJ/ l THE DEEPSEA DIVER ,1^- * -Jl in MY NEW PICTURE "GOLD-DIGGERS THE DEEP - / OF 1 «o JITTER By Arthur Pointer ” IP AMYOME CALLS, WE'LL BE UPSTAIRS STUDYlMG FOR TOMORROW'S MATH TEST / * Who's Crazy Now? One night an eminent alienist found himself standing at the wrong end of a large pistoL He was shocked to recognize the thug who was holding him up. “Look here!” he protested. “Don't you know me? I’m your benefactor. Don't you recall I once saved you from the electric chair by proving you were crazy?" The thug laughed heartily. “Sure, I remember you! And ain’t holding up your benefactor a crazy thing to do?" Who's John? Loma: *T’m frantic about my husband. I can’t keep him home at night." Lana: "I used to have the same trouble with Bob, but I found a cure.” Lorna: “You did? What was it?” Lana:’ “Well, one night when he came in real late, I just called out, ‘Is that you John?’ and it worked like a charm." v • A FRIEND INDEED T »fv r f * ' ■ 4' / One night, when John Barrymore was making his first appearance on Broadway, he was chatting with, the leading lady. Young Jack was unusually thoughtful Obviously, something was on his mind. “Is something wrong?" asked tha actress. ' "I was just thinking of a poo* friend," said Barrymore. “He needs money desperately. I’ve thought of a way to help him,” continued the Great Profile, hesitantly. “But it means asking a favor of you." “Yeg?” "You see, he earns a few extra pennies getting endorsements for a new style petticoat. Now if he could get your name on an. endorsement. It would mean a handsome com mission for him. Do you think you could give it to him for my sake?” “Of course, Jack," said the ac tress, touched. “How thoughtful It is of you to help the poor fellow." . She signed the paper knd gave it to him. „“By the way,” she asked. “Do I know the boy? What’s his name?" “His name," smiled the Great Profile, reaching for the door, “is Barrymore.” Taking No Chances > ‘T saw the doctor today about my loss of memory." ‘What did he do?" ,, *... ‘Made me pay him in advance." “1 TEJE LIES OF TEXAS . . . *Tex*S »S . tops If you’re very familiar with Tex ans and their unswerving belief that the sun both rises and sets in their state, then you know full well this may have happened. A fellow tells about a speech once made at a convention by a profes sor from the University of Texas. His audience included at least one man from Oklahoma who was a Texas hater of the first order. During his talk, the professor made repeated reference to the idea that Oklahoma really should be part of “the grrreat state of Texas.” “In reality," he expounded, “Ok lahoma is nothing but an outlying province of Texas." At that the Oklahoman leaped to his feet. “Brother, I differ there,” he roared. “Ain’t no state can out-lie Texas." Roving Eyes "Why are men’s eyes like the sparrows?” “Because they flit from limb to limb." NOT SO BRIGHT Ed: “My brother is only three and he can spell his name back ward." Ned: “What is his name?" Ed: “Otto.” Not Pretty - When Whistler had finished a portrait of a well-known celebrity, he asked him whether he liked it. “No, I can’t say I do, Mr. Whis tler, and you must really admit it’a a bad work of art." “Yes," replied the artist, looking at his sitter through his monocle, “but then you must admit that you •re • bad work of nature." . Well Tailored Frock Is Stunning in New Plaids Campus Crowd C ASUAL, carefully tailored frock for the campus crowd that will be stunning in the new plaids. Note the unusual front closing, the crisp accents. * Pattern No. 1200 Is a sew-rite perfo rated pattern for sizes 11, 12, 13, 14, 10 and 18. Size 12, 4 5/8 yards of 3o or SB- Inch; ft yard contrast. tures; tfift pa 25 cents. book. ttern printed pecial Inside the SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 580 Seath Wells St., Chieage 1, m. Enclose 25 cents in coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No. 81m..., Name Address Coffee and tea stains are the commonest cause of dingy looking dishcloths. Keep your cloths sweet smelling and clean looking by put ting them in a wide-mouthed jar filled with half water, half laun dry bleach, whenever the cloth isn’t in use. Here's a stunt that'll give you positive protection against moths for a Wool bathing suit or sweater, without sprays, flakes or repel lents. Wash the garment thorough ly, get it -completely dry; then roll it up tightly, put "it inside a clean quart-size mason jar, and close the top tightly. No moth can penetrate as long as the cap is tight. I Large mesh sacks—the kind that oranges and onions come ip— make swell dish cloths if you just boil them in water for fifteen or twenty minutes. They shrink down to the proper size, but most of the color will stay in them unless you add laundry bleach to the boiling water. Sheets usually wear out in the middle while the edges are still in good shape. Before too much wear takes place, cut the sheet in half lengthwise; sew the two former selvage edges together and run a hem around the new rough edges. SNEEZY, WATERY 'MISERY^ . BLOCKED NOSTRILS/ •OS os The most annoying thing about aquamarine blue dye is that it’s got a lot of red in it; but you don’t usually find that out until you store an aquamarine dress in the closet and then take it out six ihonths later to discover a reddish cast on the material. Exposure to perspiration and light are the two principal causes. So, • before you put an aquamarine garment away for the season, have it thoroughly cleaned and store it in' a black cloth bag. AS00TM6 Y«md to I You need to rub on i relieving Musterole. It not only brings fast, long-lasting relief but actually helps check the irritation and break up local congestion. Buy Musterole! 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