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LIFE TIME
MOTOR
By Len Kleb
SUNNYSIDE
by Clork S. Hoot
THE OLD GAFFER
By Oay Hunter
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By Arthur Pointer
” IP AMYOME CALLS, WE'LL BE
UPSTAIRS STUDYlMG FOR
TOMORROW'S MATH TEST / *
Who's Crazy Now?
One night an eminent alienist
found himself standing at the wrong
end of a large pistoL He was
shocked to recognize the thug who
was holding him up.
“Look here!” he protested. “Don't
you know me? I’m your benefactor.
Don't you recall I once saved you
from the electric chair by proving
you were crazy?"
The thug laughed heartily. “Sure,
I remember you! And ain’t holding
up your benefactor a crazy thing
to do?"
Who's John?
Loma: *T’m frantic about my
husband. I can’t keep him home at
night."
Lana: "I used to have the same
trouble with Bob, but I found a
cure.”
Lorna: “You did? What was it?”
Lana:’ “Well, one night when he
came in real late, I just called out,
‘Is that you John?’ and it worked
like a charm." v •
A FRIEND INDEED
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One night, when John Barrymore
was making his first appearance on
Broadway, he was chatting with,
the leading lady. Young Jack was
unusually thoughtful Obviously,
something was on his mind.
“Is something wrong?" asked tha
actress. '
"I was just thinking of a poo*
friend," said Barrymore. “He needs
money desperately. I’ve thought of
a way to help him,” continued the
Great Profile, hesitantly. “But it
means asking a favor of you."
“Yeg?”
"You see, he earns a few extra
pennies getting endorsements for a
new style petticoat. Now if he could
get your name on an. endorsement.
It would mean a handsome com
mission for him. Do you think you
could give it to him for my sake?”
“Of course, Jack," said the ac
tress, touched. “How thoughtful It
is of you to help the poor fellow."
. She signed the paper knd gave it
to him.
„“By the way,” she asked. “Do I
know the boy? What’s his name?"
“His name," smiled the Great
Profile, reaching for the door, “is
Barrymore.”
Taking No Chances >
‘T saw the doctor today about
my loss of memory."
‘What did he do?" ,, *...
‘Made me pay him in advance."
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TEJE LIES OF TEXAS . . .
*Tex*S »S .
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If you’re very familiar with Tex
ans and their unswerving belief that
the sun both rises and sets in their
state, then you know full well this
may have happened.
A fellow tells about a speech once
made at a convention by a profes
sor from the University of Texas.
His audience included at least one
man from Oklahoma who was a
Texas hater of the first order.
During his talk, the professor
made repeated reference to the
idea that Oklahoma really should
be part of “the grrreat state of
Texas.”
“In reality," he expounded, “Ok
lahoma is nothing but an outlying
province of Texas."
At that the Oklahoman leaped to
his feet.
“Brother, I differ there,” he
roared. “Ain’t no state can out-lie
Texas."
Roving Eyes
"Why are men’s eyes like the
sparrows?”
“Because they flit from limb to
limb."
NOT SO BRIGHT
Ed: “My brother is only three
and he can spell his name back
ward."
Ned: “What is his name?"
Ed: “Otto.”
Not Pretty
- When Whistler had finished a
portrait of a well-known celebrity,
he asked him whether he liked it.
“No, I can’t say I do, Mr. Whis
tler, and you must really admit it’a
a bad work of art."
“Yes," replied the artist, looking
at his sitter through his monocle,
“but then you must admit that you
•re • bad work of nature."
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Well Tailored Frock Is
Stunning in New Plaids
Campus Crowd
C ASUAL, carefully tailored frock
for the campus crowd that will
be stunning in the new plaids. Note
the unusual front closing, the crisp
accents. *
Pattern No. 1200 Is a sew-rite perfo
rated pattern for sizes 11, 12, 13, 14, 10
and 18. Size 12, 4 5/8 yards of 3o or SB-
Inch; ft yard contrast.
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Coffee and tea stains are the
commonest cause of dingy looking
dishcloths. Keep your cloths sweet
smelling and clean looking by put
ting them in a wide-mouthed jar
filled with half water, half laun
dry bleach, whenever the cloth
isn’t in use.
Here's a stunt that'll give you
positive protection against moths
for a Wool bathing suit or sweater,
without sprays, flakes or repel
lents. Wash the garment thorough
ly, get it -completely dry; then
roll it up tightly, put "it inside a
clean quart-size mason jar, and
close the top tightly. No moth can
penetrate as long as the cap is
tight.
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Large mesh sacks—the kind that
oranges and onions come ip—
make swell dish cloths if you just
boil them in water for fifteen or
twenty minutes. They shrink down
to the proper size, but most of the
color will stay in them unless you
add laundry bleach to the boiling
water.
Sheets usually wear out in the
middle while the edges are still in
good shape. Before too much wear
takes place, cut the sheet in half
lengthwise; sew the two former
selvage edges together and run a
hem around the new rough edges.
SNEEZY, WATERY 'MISERY^
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The most annoying thing about
aquamarine blue dye is that it’s
got a lot of red in it; but you don’t
usually find that out until you
store an aquamarine dress in the
closet and then take it out six
ihonths later to discover a reddish
cast on the material. Exposure to
perspiration and light are the two
principal causes. So, • before you
put an aquamarine garment away
for the season, have it thoroughly
cleaned and store it in' a black
cloth bag.
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relieving Musterole. It not only brings
fast, long-lasting relief but actually
helps check the irritation and break up
local congestion. Buy Musterole!
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