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HfifiT/ * VM ii. s - ^ IT'S HER MOTHER'S CHOCX3LATE WHIPPED CREAMED CAKE I KNOW IT IS/" Should Have Worked A YOUNG MAN was being ex amined as to his qualifications for an important position at Co lumbia university. “This job,” the preliminary interviewer told him, “requires the ability to handle people in a way that will retain their good will, under any circum stances.” Thus briefed, the young man sailed past one examiner after an other until he came to the final test—an interview with President Eisenhower himself. Th^ conversation went along without proving much of anything until suddenly General Ike leaned forward and asked: “Whom do you consider the three greatest men in American history?” “I didn’t quite catch your name, sir,” replied the candidate, “but the other two are Washington and Lincoln.” BURNED ’EM UP A woman was talking with a friend about the athletic achieve- ments of the latter’s son. Your boy must be an exception ally fast runner; I see by thi» morning’s paper that he fairly burned up the track with his rec ord-breaking speed. I suppose you saw him do it?” “No, I didn’t see him do it,” re- ied the boy’s mother, “but I saw the track, this morning and there was nothing but cinders there.” \>li Give Him Timet They had new neighbors and the wife was much interested in them. In a few days she reported: “They seem a most devoted couple, John. He kisses her every time he goes out, and even waves kisses to her from the sidewalk. Why don’t you do that?” “Why don’t I?” repUed John. “Good heavens! I don’t even know her yet.” Stickler for Truth He had had hard luck fishing, and on his way home he entered the fish market and said to the dealer, “Just stand over there and throw me five of the biggest of those trout!” “Throw ’em? What for?” asked the dealer in amazement. “So I can tell the family I caught ’em. I may be a poor fisherman, but I’m no liar.” * Change of Climate “I have told your wife that she must go to the mountains.” “That’s all right, ' doctor; now tell me I must go to the seashore.” Surprise! “Has he ever tried to tell you about his forbears?” “Gracious! Don’t tell me he is an animal trainer!” Unfailing Technique “Were you excited when you first asked your husband for money?” “Oh, no, I was calm—and col lected.” - , No Spacing Why do they always sit like this Upon the bus I miss; And on the next that comes along They’re alljammedinlikethis? DID HIM GOOD CONFUSED BIRD Hubby: “When anything goes wrong around our house, I just get busy and fix it.” Wifey: “Oh, yeah! Since you fixed the clock the cuckoo backs out and asks, “What time is it?” *#*.»**. v: JESTIN Misdirected Effort T he inebriated husband tip-toed up the stairs. He patched up the scars of the brawl with ad hesive tape, then climbed into bed, smiling at the thought that he’d pulled one over on his wife. Came morning. He opened his eyes and there stood his angry wife. • ivlBi / “You were intoxicated last night,” she saicL “Why, darling, I was nothing of the sort” “If you weren’t, tiien who put all the adhesive tape on the bath room mirror?” HARDLY WORTH IT Goins of Thought Wouldn’t H b*v0 been nice if nature bad arranged for human beings to be tadpoles for the first four years of life so they would*/1 be forever pestering their parents for a drink of water during those years? No one ever forgets a kind act when be performs it himself. -V Keop Posted on Values By Reading the Ads j l ii QUICK and TAsryME A Kentucky rookie met a brisk second lieutenant “Mawnin’,” drawled the rookie pleasantly. 1 The outraged looie teed off on a lecture on military courtesy with emphasis on saluting. “Lawdamighty” replied the rook ie when he was through. “If Fda knowed you was gonna carry on like that, I wouldn’t of spoke* to you at all!” Tough Lack! During the making of the mov ing picture, “The Penguin Pool Murder,” the -director was showing a visitor around. As they gazed, at the perifcuin, the director said: “The bird is hired, of course, and we pay $150 a week for him.” A little extra standing near by remarked quietly: “And I had to be born a hu man!” :v-o:V, . / . — Same Thing Two battered old wrecks of hu manity were sitting together on a bench in the city park, when one informed his neighbor, “I'm a man who never took advice from any body.” “Shake, old fellow,” qaid the other, *Tm a ; man who followed everybody's advice.” Fair Query Youth: “Did any one ever tell you how wonderful you are?” Miss: “No,T don’t think anyone ever did.” Youth: “Then I’d like to know where you got the idea.” Indisputable Proof ’Twas dawn when the new fath er whispered to his wife: “It must be about time to get up.” “How can you tell?” “The baby’s gone to sleep.” Harrying It Up He: “Every time I kiss you it makes me a better man.” She: “Well you needn’t try to get to heaven in one night!” INCOGNITO At a club in Hollywood a young author was introduced to a film critic. 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