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THE NEWBERHT SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
'
Clever Sundress Serves
For Street Wear as well
8578!
11.20
Young and Pretty
TNESIGNED for junior sun-seek
er ers—a clever sundress with
halter neckline and big pockets.
For street wear, add the brief
button-on bolero. As young and
pretty as can be.
Pattern No. 8578 is a sew-rite perfo
rated pattern in sizes 11, 12. 13, 14, 16.
18 and 20. Size 12, dress. 4V& yards of
39-inch; bolero. 1 yard.
• * •
Send today for your copy of the spring
and summer FASHION—it’s filled with
ideas for smart summer sewing. Free
‘c. 25 cents.
pattern printed inside the book.
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT.
SM Seath Wells 81. Chicago 7, 111.
Enclose 25 cents in coins for each
pattern desired.
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Should Have Worked
A YOUNG MAN was being ex
amined as to his qualifications
for an important position at Co
lumbia university. “This job,” the
preliminary interviewer told him,
“requires the ability to handle
people in a way that will retain
their good will, under any circum
stances.”
Thus briefed, the young man
sailed past one examiner after an
other until he came to the final
test—an interview with President
Eisenhower himself.
Th^ conversation went along
without proving much of anything
until suddenly General Ike leaned
forward and asked: “Whom do you
consider the three greatest men in
American history?”
“I didn’t quite catch your name,
sir,” replied the candidate, “but
the other two are Washington and
Lincoln.”
BURNED ’EM UP
A woman was talking with a
friend about the athletic achieve-
ments of the latter’s son.
Your boy must be an exception
ally fast runner; I see by thi»
morning’s paper that he fairly
burned up the track with his rec
ord-breaking speed. I suppose you
saw him do it?”
“No, I didn’t see him do it,” re-
ied the boy’s mother, “but I saw
the track, this morning and there
was nothing but cinders there.”
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Give Him Timet
They had new neighbors and the
wife was much interested in them.
In a few days she reported:
“They seem a most devoted
couple, John. He kisses her every
time he goes out, and even waves
kisses to her from the sidewalk.
Why don’t you do that?”
“Why don’t I?” repUed John.
“Good heavens! I don’t even know
her yet.”
Stickler for Truth
He had had hard luck fishing,
and on his way home he entered
the fish market and said to the
dealer, “Just stand over there and
throw me five of the biggest of
those trout!”
“Throw ’em? What for?” asked
the dealer in amazement.
“So I can tell the family I caught
’em. I may be a poor fisherman, but
I’m no liar.” *
Change of Climate
“I have told your wife that she
must go to the mountains.”
“That’s all right, ' doctor; now
tell me I must go to the seashore.”
Surprise!
“Has he ever tried to tell you
about his forbears?”
“Gracious! Don’t tell me he is
an animal trainer!”
Unfailing Technique
“Were you excited when you first
asked your husband for money?”
“Oh, no, I was calm—and col
lected.” - ,
No Spacing
Why do they always sit like this
Upon the bus I miss;
And on the next that comes along
They’re alljammedinlikethis?
DID HIM GOOD
CONFUSED BIRD
Hubby: “When anything goes
wrong around our house, I just
get busy and fix it.”
Wifey: “Oh, yeah! Since you
fixed the clock the cuckoo backs
out and asks, “What time is it?”
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JESTIN
Misdirected Effort
T he inebriated husband
tip-toed up the stairs. He patched
up the scars of the brawl with ad
hesive tape, then climbed into bed,
smiling at the thought that he’d
pulled one over on his wife.
Came morning. He opened his
eyes and there stood his angry
wife. • ivlBi /
“You were intoxicated last
night,” she saicL
“Why, darling, I was nothing of
the sort”
“If you weren’t, tiien who put
all the adhesive tape on the bath
room mirror?”
HARDLY WORTH IT
Goins of Thought
Wouldn’t H b*v0 been nice if
nature bad arranged for human
beings to be tadpoles for the first
four years of life so they would*/1
be forever pestering their parents
for a drink of water during those
years?
No one ever forgets a kind act
when be performs it himself.
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TAsryME
A Kentucky rookie met a brisk
second lieutenant
“Mawnin’,” drawled the rookie
pleasantly. 1
The outraged looie teed off on a
lecture on military courtesy with
emphasis on saluting.
“Lawdamighty” replied the rook
ie when he was through. “If Fda
knowed you was gonna carry on
like that, I wouldn’t of spoke* to
you at all!”
Tough Lack!
During the making of the mov
ing picture, “The Penguin Pool
Murder,” the -director was showing
a visitor around. As they gazed,
at the perifcuin, the director said:
“The bird is hired, of course,
and we pay $150 a week for him.”
A little extra standing near by
remarked quietly:
“And I had to be born a hu
man!” :v-o:V, . / .
—
Same Thing
Two battered old wrecks of hu
manity were sitting together on a
bench in the city park, when one
informed his neighbor, “I'm a man
who never took advice from any
body.”
“Shake, old fellow,” qaid the
other, *Tm a ; man who followed
everybody's advice.”
Fair Query
Youth: “Did any one ever tell
you how wonderful you are?”
Miss: “No,T don’t think anyone
ever did.”
Youth: “Then I’d like to know
where you got the idea.”
Indisputable Proof
’Twas dawn when the new fath
er whispered to his wife: “It must
be about time to get up.”
“How can you tell?”
“The baby’s gone to sleep.”
Harrying It Up
He: “Every time I kiss you it
makes me a better man.”
She: “Well you needn’t try to get
to heaven in one night!”
INCOGNITO
At a club in Hollywood a young
author was introduced to a film
critic. The writer’s first picture
had just been shown, and he im
mediately asked the critic for his
opinion of it.
“It was very refreshing,” re
turned the critic.
“Say, that’s swell,” beamed the
author. “Did yt>u really find it so
refreshing?”
“Absolutely,” was the reply. “I
felt like a new man when I woke
up!”
Barber: “You say you’ve been
here before? I don’t remember
your face.”
Customer: *T don’t doubt that.
It’s healed now!”
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DOAN’S
Rhetorical Retort
The boys were arriving back at
the fraternity house after the sum
mer vacation.
“What have you been doing this
summer?” one asked another.
“Working at my dad’s office. And
you?”
*Tve been loafing, too.”
Simple Wants
“I must tell you that my daugh
ter can bring her husband only her
beauty and her intellect.”
“I don’t mind — many young
couples have sterted in a very
small way.”
REASON ENOUGH
A man was filling out an ap
plication blank for a job, and
came to the question: “Have
you ever been arrested?” His
answer was “No.”
The next question, intended
for those who answered the pre
ceding question in the affirma
tive, was “Why?” Neverthe
less, the applicant answered it
with, “Never got caught”
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