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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C. *TME RATE VARIES. LADV. WITH TWS WALK IT'S NOT SO MUCH WHAT I GET FOR SHOVELIKI' IT AS WHAT I GET IF / DON'T // * ‘'DOESN'T THIS perfume do anything to you, alv/in ?" LITTLE REGGIE HAVE TO DASH K OUT TO GET SAUCE FORl^ THE HUGE SPAGHETTIS .DINNER VCRE HAVING/- ^ By Margarita MUTT AND JEFF 'mother’s coming tostav^ | AND SHE'LL BE USING VOUR ROOM' I^WlSrt You’D DO ) SOMETHING TO 'MAKE HER PEEL ' WELCOME/ By Bud FUher REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes A GREAT MISTAKE, MA’AM — THIS ELECTRIC BROOM | WILL DO EVERYTHING ’ AN OLD BROOM WIUDO-\ .ONLY TEN TIMES BETTER.'/ JITTER JITTER AND/ ARE GO/NS TO TAKE A STROLL WHILE YOU ARE CHECKING ON NEW PASSENGER'S By Arthur Pointer SAY - THIS IS HALLOWEEN ISN T IT « LET’S HAVE ONE OP THOSE FALSE FACES WE OUGHT . . TO DO SOME CELEBRATING' f‘ JT*' SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. Haas yU-Htef \ll ///. ^ - VIRGIL By Len Kleis vm GRANDMA GRANDMA. WHY MUST YOU STOP AND TALK WITH THAT NEIGHBORHOOD CHARACTER EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM? By Charles Kuhn Oh, I cOvE T’ WATCH HIS COTE lITTlE MUSTACHE I WiGGlE WHEN HE TALKS- A young college student was smoking on the bus. The conductor asked him: “Don’t you see the sign that says No smoking?” “Of course,” replied the bright young man, “but how can you ex pect me to observe all your signs? There’s another that says Wear Blank Corsets.” Neat Trick On a dark and stormy night the trainman was signaling to the en gineer when he dropped his lantern to the ground. Another man pass ing by tossed it back to him on top of a boxcar. In a few minutes the engineer came rushing up. “Let’s see you do that again!” “Do what?” “Jump from the ground to the top of that boxcar!" That Fixed ’Em An old lady of the village was very angry because she had not been invited to the picnic her friends were going to. 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One nighL when the two were at dinner, the French maid came in from the kitchen and gave her notice. “But why are you leaving?” asked Mrs. Fish. * The girl pointed at the corned beef and cabbage and turned up her nose. “Madam," she replied, “maybe you can stand this, this food, but I am not used to such theengsi” IGNORES THEM For Sun Seekers ft HANDSOME summer style for ** all sun seekers that’s as femi nine as can be. Soft scallops trim the bodice top and edge the pert bolero. * * • Pattern No. 8408 Is a sew rite perfo rated pattern in sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, and 20. Size 14, dress, 5V« yards of 39-inch; bolero, l 3 /« yards. The Spring and Summer FASHION will delight you with its wealth of sewing material; special designs, fashion news, free pattern printed inside the book. 25 cents. Peace At Last From PERSISTENT ITCH! No wonder thousands teased by itchy tor ment bless the day they changed to Resinol. 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After that, wash hands with soap and water, and stain will have disappeared. —•— Dropping a small piece of char coal into the flower vase will help flowers stay fresher longer and re duce odor from decaying stems. —•— When drying garments, if sus picious that the printed colors will bleed, dry garments on a hanger with an old sheet or bath towel run through sleeves and between front and back so that surfaces do not touch. —•— If the hot water bottle refuses to stay in place, sew a pocket on a bath towel, slip the bottle into pocket and wrap the towel around it. —•— When using concrete for various qdd jobs around the house in winter time, a couple pounds of salt added to each sack of cement will prevent freezing. —•— Keep baby’s silverware, etc. handy by building a drawer under the seat of baby’s high chair. 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