The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, April 29, 1949, Image 9
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
*TME RATE VARIES. LADV. WITH TWS WALK IT'S
NOT SO MUCH WHAT I GET FOR SHOVELIKI' IT
AS WHAT I GET IF / DON'T // *
‘'DOESN'T THIS perfume do
anything to you, alv/in ?"
LITTLE REGGIE
HAVE TO DASH
K OUT TO GET SAUCE FORl^
THE HUGE SPAGHETTIS
.DINNER VCRE HAVING/- ^
By Margarita
MUTT AND JEFF
'mother’s coming tostav^
| AND SHE'LL BE USING VOUR
ROOM' I^WlSrt You’D DO
) SOMETHING TO
'MAKE HER PEEL
' WELCOME/
By Bud FUher
REG’LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes
A GREAT
MISTAKE, MA’AM —
THIS ELECTRIC BROOM
| WILL DO EVERYTHING
’ AN OLD BROOM WIUDO-\
.ONLY TEN TIMES BETTER.'/
JITTER
JITTER AND/ ARE GO/NS TO
TAKE A STROLL WHILE YOU ARE
CHECKING ON NEW PASSENGER'S
By Arthur Pointer
SAY - THIS IS HALLOWEEN
ISN T IT « LET’S HAVE ONE OP
THOSE FALSE FACES WE OUGHT .
. TO DO SOME CELEBRATING' f‘
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SUNNYSIDE
by Clark S. Haas
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VIRGIL
By Len Kleis
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GRANDMA
GRANDMA. WHY MUST YOU
STOP AND TALK WITH THAT
NEIGHBORHOOD CHARACTER
EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM?
By Charles Kuhn
Oh, I cOvE T’ WATCH HIS
COTE lITTlE MUSTACHE I
WiGGlE WHEN HE TALKS-
A young college student was
smoking on the bus. The conductor
asked him: “Don’t you see the sign
that says No smoking?”
“Of course,” replied the bright
young man, “but how can you ex
pect me to observe all your signs?
There’s another that says Wear
Blank Corsets.”
Neat Trick
On a dark and stormy night the
trainman was signaling to the en
gineer when he dropped his lantern
to the ground. Another man pass
ing by tossed it back to him on top
of a boxcar. In a few minutes the
engineer came rushing up.
“Let’s see you do that again!”
“Do what?”
“Jump from the ground to the top
of that boxcar!"
That Fixed ’Em
An old lady of the village was
very angry because she had not
been invited to the picnic her
friends were going to. The day of
the event, the hostess relented and
asked her to come.
“It’s too late,” she snapped,
“I’ve already prayed for rain.”
ALL SMOKED UP
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Remove grease spots from the
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surface of your electric iron by
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rubbing with ordinary corn meal.
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. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS
DRESS-BOLERO FOR SUNNY DAYS
BUHON FRONT IS EASY SEWING
Had Enough
Mrs. Stuyvesant Fish, one of so
ciety's queens at the turn at the
century, was always up to her ears
in the social whirl. Her millionaire
husband, on the other hand, pre
ferred an evening by the fireside.
I Once a week, as a concession to
him, they would have a quiet dinner
at home, without the chattering
presence of scores of guests. On
these occasions. Mr. Fish’s favorite
dish, corned beef and cabbage, was
invariably served.
One nighL when the two were at
dinner, the French maid came in
from the kitchen and gave her
notice.
“But why are you leaving?” asked
Mrs. Fish. *
The girl pointed at the corned
beef and cabbage and turned up her
nose.
“Madam," she replied, “maybe
you can stand this, this food, but I
am not used to such theengsi”
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ft HANDSOME summer style for
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* * •
Pattern No. 8408 Is a sew rite perfo
rated pattern in sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, and
20. Size 14, dress, 5V« yards of 39-inch;
bolero, l 3 /« yards.
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Peace At Last From
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AIETLAfC tha t makes folks
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Thousands now sleep undisturbed because of
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Grandma’s Sayings
Simple tor Seamstress
•PHIS CHARMING frock is so
^ easy to make, you’ll want to
sew several versicns in different
fabrics. It buttons down the front, i
waist and skirt are in one piece.
Note the handy pocket.
Pattern No. 1871 is a sew-rite pattern
for sizes 14. 16. 18, 20; 40. 42 and 44.
Size 16, 4% yards of 39-inch.
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Save soap slivers and when you
have quite a few, melt them down
by boiling in a little water until all
slivers are melted. Simmer away
water until liquid is thick to make
a lathery shampoo.
—•—
To remove an ink stain from
hands or fingers, dip the head of
a match in water, then rub mate!
head on ink spot. After that, wash
hands with soap and water, and
stain will have disappeared.
—•—
Dropping a small piece of char
coal into the flower vase will help
flowers stay fresher longer and re
duce odor from decaying stems.
—•—
When drying garments, if sus
picious that the printed colors will
bleed, dry garments on a hanger
with an old sheet or bath towel
run through sleeves and between
front and back so that surfaces do
not touch.
—•—
If the hot water bottle refuses to
stay in place, sew a pocket on a
bath towel, slip the bottle into
pocket and wrap the towel around
it.
—•—
When using concrete for various
qdd jobs around the house in
winter time, a couple pounds of
salt added to each sack of cement
will prevent freezing.
—•—
Keep baby’s silverware, etc.
handy by building a drawer under
the seat of baby’s high chair.
Fill centers of peach halves with
cranberry sauce and top with
slivers of blanched almonds for an
extra colorful and flavorful
garnish around poultry or turkey
platters.
—•—
Ironing a bias-cut skirt with the
, weave of the cloth minimizes bulg-
' ing at the seams.
—•—
Keep an extra muslin cloth
handy when ironing to slip over
board before ironing garments
which are not fast color: this will
protect ironing board cover from
stain.
St. Joseph
WHEN YOU WANT ASPIRIN AT ITS BEST
QUITS USING
HARSH LAXATIVES
“I was always troubled with con
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AIN'T NO TWO WAVS ’bout It, »
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Young thing from the city: “And
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IN MEMORIAM
A little boy surprised his par
ents by refusing to be scared
Into being good.
“It’s no use telling me the
angels will write it down in their
books if I’m naughty,” he said.
“I might as well tell you they
', think np in Heaven I’m dead.’’
“Bnt why should they think
that?”
“Because I haven’t said my
prayers for a fortnight.”
DOCTORS REPORT
In a recent test
of hundreds of people who
smoked only Camels tor 30 days,
noted throat specialists, making
weekly examinations, reported
NOT ONE SINGLE
CASE OF THROAT
IRRITATION
OVt TO SMOKING-
CAMELS!
SMOKERS REPORT
v 'l MADE MV OWN PERSONAL
30-DAY TEST! NOW
I KH0W-CAMELS
ARE THE MflOEST,
BESr-iASrrNG*
cigarette
I EVER SMOKED!"
CAMELS fir M/toNESS
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