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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 30, 1940 ■f CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT PHOTOFINISHING DOUBLE-SIZE PRINTS! 8 exp. roll developed, printed. 26c; 16 exp., 40c; reprints,Sc eacb.One- day service. Send negative for free sample. Mailway Photofln- Ibhers, Box 1 IS- B, EvansvHle, I BIG TOP By iED WHEELAN I Tell you \mhat lt> do.hal.! mvra C>OES HER V/IRE AND TRAPEZE ACT IN A few MINUTES’ — <30 TO THE EACV^ Door AND TAIX To HER NATURALLV 3UCTAS IF NOTHING HAf> ^Happened i {< O.K..DAD - THANKS- THAT'S ^UST \HHAT 111 DO MEAN\NHlLE , MVRA , STANDING AT THE BACK DOOR 'WAITING FOR HER MUSIC CUE , WAS COINED By TEX RppER , THE NEW COWBOV STAR WITH BANGS BROS. CIRCUS - •i KvwffMlSS MVRA ,1 HEAR VDRE Boy ^W^T^RIEND. HAL THOMPSON, come BACK ON THUH LOT T'DAV. I SHORE AM LOOKIN * FORWARD TO MEETlN' MM .'! e.v \what right DO you REFER To MR. THOMPSON AS MV'EOy FRIEND ? U iT »r..k Jar Marker SjaBiralr. zm VsJHy.MISS MVRA ,THATS .\WHOT EVER'BOpyToLD ME. NNHEN I ^COINED THE SHOW SAY, 'P I HADNT O' thought that.-w-er mm LALA PALOOZA —A Theatrical Discovery By RUBE GOLDBERG MAZIE LATOUR PLOTS TO GET LALA OUT OF THE SHOW- LALA PRANCES HOME BELIEVING SHE IS DESTINED TO GET HER NAME IN ELECTRIC LIGHTS TO THINK \ HAD TALENT AN’ 1 , DIDN’T KNOW IT! my/M%Zzi \rSSSS4SSfffal f . S’MATTER POP-— You Have to Handle Spaghetti Just So By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley One of Those Personalized Gifts wrrs tm' ui- KIOIS BIRTUOAV TOMORRCW AN’ TW' tVOUNG'UN IS sWMAT ME SHOULD , ORTA GIVE. HIM Vy m. POP— Apparently It’s a Ghost Walker By J. MILLAR WATT MURDGR? 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