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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 30, 1940
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LALA PALOOZA —A Theatrical Discovery
By RUBE GOLDBERG
MAZIE LATOUR PLOTS TO GET
LALA OUT OF THE SHOW-
LALA PRANCES HOME BELIEVING
SHE IS DESTINED TO GET HER
NAME IN ELECTRIC LIGHTS
TO THINK \ HAD
TALENT AN’ 1 ,
DIDN’T KNOW IT!
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S’MATTER POP-— You Have to Handle Spaghetti Just So
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley
One of Those Personalized Gifts
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POP— Apparently It’s a Ghost Walker
By J. MILLAR WATT
MURDGR?
WHERE'S THE MURDER
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MURDER
WV The Beil Syndicate!'inc.—WNU Service ’
THERES
SOMETHING
CREEPING ABOUT
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By GLUYAS WILLIAMS □ □
STRANGE GAME
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The Bell Syndicate. Inc —WNU Service
An Englishman’s viewpoint of
American baseball—excerpts from
an account in the Ashington Col
lieries Magazine:
“A diminutive person about four
feet high, complete with player’s
uniform including giant jockey cap,
is handing bludgeons around for in
spection.” Yes—it was the bat boy!
He continues: “The fielding is the
liveliest thing imaginable. Those at
the bases and outfield are armed
with a single glove as large as a
frying pan. The balls are skied to
a tremendous height, but I never
saw a catch missed.”
Cheerful News
In a Nutshell
The theater was in an uproar.
‘‘They’re calling for the author,”
said the man responsible for the
play.
The manager grabbed the play
wright and impelled him along the
passage. As he shoved him toward
the curtain he said curtly: ‘‘Well,
just go in front and tell them you’re
_J sorry.’
IfAiy MOBILIZES / H0LLANP MOBILIZES/ &L6IUM miUZE?/
SlVePEM MOBILIZE?/
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HOUSEHOLD
QUESTIONS
Flour sifters and kitchen strain
ers should be dried thoroughly be
fore storing.
* • •
A rubber band wrapped near
each end of coat hangers will pre
vent garments from slipping off
them.
* • •
Rubber plants cannot be fer
tilized too highly. Give each plant
a teaspoon of sulphate ammonia
once a month and do not be afraid
of watering too much. They like
a wet soil.
* • *
Use adhesive tape to mend worn
window shades. Use it, too, to
patch together broken pieces of
bric-a-brac.
* • •
Black shoe polish stains may be
removed by rubbing them with
warm water and soap. Rub brown
stains with alcohol.
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Miss Great Things
Those who apply themselves too
much to little things usually be
come incapable of great things.—
La Rochefoucauld.
GIVE THE AIR TO
SNIFFLES
PENETROJaa
Abandon Mistakes
Any man may make a mistake i
none but rf fool will stick to it.
Second thoughts are best.—Cicero.
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Variable Nature
Nature is a mutable cloud which
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Emerson.
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