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A McCormick messenger, mccormick. s. c.. Thursday, july is, 1939 •9 the Whole Family BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN I iHlLE MVT?A V44S READING HAL'S l^TTCR,'BUTCH” IanD* FUP " V/ERE MAKING UP IN • CLOWN ALLE? " V/ONPER \WHATTHEy J?eClDEP To VO ABOUT I DONTT KNOVI.X DIDN'T SEE MVRA THIS MORNIN' i THE SMOVU WILL CERTAINLV BE A LOSER IF THAT BIS "BULL- GOES ” VEH.I’D rather SEE THE OLD MAN DROP'SILK" AN , GET A MEW EQUESTRIAN DIRECTOR p. . T .. -v, ^SURE HE DOES , BUT HE TRIES To BUI SILK _ *v ) y^ ovw HVERVONE ELSE? BUSINESS, TOO !! I PONT — TRUST THAT J°- O ioy. - BUTCH KNOWS HIS BUSINESS FLIP " •• Fruk Uf »Ufk«T ijiBi—. *• ,11, LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Needed a Bath Anyway By RUBE GOLDBERG r BOUNCING , BULLFROGS! THE TELEGRAM’S ON FIRE* lie WHAT’LL I DO? WHAT’LL I DO? OH-OH — SERVANTS "BATH this TOOTHBRUSH FOR Butlers ONLY QUICK, "A'* DEAR VINCE — EFFINGHAM- READ THIS — I AIN’T GOT MY , GLASSES! GONZALES AN IMPOSTOR-LEFT ENOUGH RUBBER CHECKS HERE TO START TIRE FACTORY -OWES ME ]C =7-7 $wa95 FOR CLOTHES 1 (SIGNED) HORACE BLOOT ^ Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. S’MATTER POP— On the Wild Parlor Frontier! ^S) & . T3ACK, maw! Smack INDIAN BeU Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Every Year at This Time MULE.V BATES SHOULD ORTA LEAve THET DAMDEUONJ VAJINJE ALOME- HE KNJOVUS VUMAT HIT DOES TO HIS HAV FEVER ! •» •.k/ ^rnJLJ: a W4 Jt- *' , L»s!LLx' | Ff; "‘"'•.Jt, Lih, POP— Turn About By J. MILLAR WATT IP io KNOWN WMAT WAS ON TW& OTTW&R SIDE OF THIS DOOR 151 III -I WOULDNT HAVEr ANSWEREQ THE , BELL ! AND IF I’D KNOWN I wouldn’t WAVE RUNG IT! 4 I T iliiiillii iv> m I Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. By C. M. PAYNE Cheerful News CHILD FALLS f|?OM 1W«?P STORY W/NDOW pii/e HUimes in HOTEL RRE fWHO SEBVICK> AUTOS CRASH H€AOCH EIGHT INJURE P 1H2EE INJOCED WHEN U6>HmN6 STRIKES T0FE TOWN LEI/ELEP PY TD&NADO THOUSANDS PIE IN AIR. 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