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the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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I DONTT KNOVI.X
DIDN'T SEE MVRA
THIS MORNIN' i
THE SMOVU WILL
CERTAINLV BE A
LOSER IF THAT
BIS "BULL-
GOES ”
VEH.I’D rather
SEE THE OLD MAN
DROP'SILK" AN
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DIRECTOR
p. . T .. -v, ^SURE HE DOES , BUT HE TRIES To
BUI SILK _ *v ) y^ ovw HVERVONE ELSE? BUSINESS,
TOO !! I PONT —
TRUST THAT J°- O
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KNOWS HIS
BUSINESS
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LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Needed a Bath Anyway
By RUBE GOLDBERG
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BOUNCING ,
BULLFROGS!
THE TELEGRAM’S
ON FIRE*
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WHAT’LL I DO?
WHAT’LL I DO?
OH-OH —
SERVANTS
"BATH
this
TOOTHBRUSH
FOR
Butlers
ONLY
QUICK, "A'* DEAR VINCE —
EFFINGHAM-
READ
THIS —
I AIN’T
GOT MY ,
GLASSES!
GONZALES AN
IMPOSTOR-LEFT
ENOUGH RUBBER
CHECKS HERE
TO START TIRE
FACTORY -OWES ME
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=7-7 $wa95 FOR CLOTHES
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Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
S’MATTER POP— On the Wild Parlor Frontier!
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INDIAN
BeU Syndicate.—WNU Service.
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
Every Year at This Time
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By J. MILLAR WATT
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ON TW& OTTW&R SIDE OF
THIS DOOR
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By C. M. PAYNE
Cheerful News
CHILD FALLS f|?OM
1W«?P STORY
W/NDOW
pii/e HUimes
in HOTEL RRE
fWHO SEBVICK>
AUTOS CRASH H€AOCH
EIGHT INJURE P
1H2EE INJOCED WHEN
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TOWN LEI/ELEP
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THOUSANDS PIE
IN AIR. RAIP
MP.WIIL STONE HAS
^EEM PPOMOTEPTc?
manager OF the
WESTERN BRANCH
STORES
WRONG HOUgR
Book Agent—Is your mother at
home?
Small Boy (swinging on gate)—
Yes, sir.
Book Agent (after knocking a doz
en times)—I thought you said your
mother was at home.
Small Boy—She is too, but
don’t live in this house.
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And There’s a Difference
He—What do you think of women
in politics?
She—Embarrassing. You can’t be
sura whether a bashful man is going
to propose to you or merely ask you
for a vote.
At the Dance
She—I simply adore that funny
step. Where did you pick it up?
He—Funny step, nothing! I’m los
ing my garter.
Soon Over
She—Major, did you get that scar
during an engagement?
Major—No—the first week of my
honeymoon.—Stray Stories.
LAYER CAKE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
THSCOUEPS FRESHlV-
&AKED LAYER CAKE
Oil PAN1RV SHELF
IRoYS oof to HAU ANP
CALLS UP TO MOTHER
KMEW SHE WoOLDN’f
LET HIM, AND 50 ISH'f
Disappointed.
pokes to SEE WHETHER
IT'S HARD TROST1N6
OR SOFT
VEPV SOFT! UCKS
F1N6ER
Bril Syndicate. Inc
FiMJ>5 A FEW-STRAY
CRUMBS AND BITS OF
FROSfite
TRIES To SMOOTH OV/ER
TELL-TALE F1N6ER MARK
WHERE HE POKED THE
FROST1N6.
DECIDES HE’U SET INTO
TROUBLE IF HE STAYS A-
round That cake, and
LEAUES, L1CK1NG FlNOERS
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
POULTRY
BRED FOR PRODUCTION: Dacks
RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chicka
SOLD BY QUALITY: Turkeya
STARTED CHICKS: Palleta
MILFORD HATCHERY ^kefvUle P^o*
A BIT OF
FUN
Disadvantage
Boogy—Truth is stranger than
fiction.
Woogy—Yes, but it’s seldom so
well expressed.
Wise Fellow
Speaker—The man who gives in
when he is wrong is a wise man,
but the man who gives in when
he is right is
Voice From Audience—Married.
Notice in a doctor's surgery:
“Ladies in the waiting room will
please not exchange symptoms.
It getsi. the doctor hopelessly
mixed."
Competent Judge
Two burglars had broken into a
tailor’s shop and were busy sort-
ing out some suits when one of
them saw one marked $65.
“Bert, look at the price of that
one," he said. “Why, it’s down
right robbery, ain’t it?"
Casas Belli
Officer—Can you describe your
assailant? .•
Victim—Of course I can; that's
what he hit me for—describing
him. • ' •
Two's company—three's a film
plot.
Difference in Inches
Little Tommy was asked the
difference between prose and poet
ry. He pondered a while and then
said: “There was a young man
named Rees, who went into the
sea up to his ankles.
“That’s prose," he said, “but if
the water had been a few inches
higher, it would have been
poetry."
GOOD FOR
MALARIA!
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It helps you feel better fast.
Thousands take Grove’s Tasteless
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children take it without a whimper.
Don’t suffer! At first sign of Ma
laria, take Grove’s Tasteless Chill
Tonic. At all drugstores. Buy the
large size as it gives you much
more for your money.
Two Tasks
It is one thing to show a man
that he is in error, and another to
put him in possession of truth.—
Locke.
- . 1 Relax over-worked ana
Tired Itired muscle®. Rub
1 Muscles J Penetrof^ry’it today!
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