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■ ' ' ' MS PU, «l H - v » ———• Tanioui Humorist Writes Novel Obituary of Traffic. A Mr. Doolry. looking pbllosopblcally oot of bis famous barroom window iu Arcbey road, t«Hs tbe seuders of tbi- ▲merlcou Magaxius for April some of his current uiuslugs on tbe prospective Passing of bis loug establlsbed business In butnor a tritle more i«*tbetlc thau usual, from tb<* fact that tbe subject h* so intimately associated with bis owu livelihood, be sketches tbe rising tide of antl-llquor seutimeut throughout tbe southland, “where King Alcohol,” he declares, has been dethroned, ”ul- thoagh be’s like tb* Jo*k lv Orleens lu Paris, he's lont most lv his authorities, but some iv tb.* old families still re ceive blm quietly in their homes, al though thousands that oust feH ou their uoses befure him now refuse to recognize him in public.” Continuhig !)ls n*fcr«‘uc« to drink «s bis royal highness King Ak*obol f he pictures the poor fallows who at night “are wllti wld lihty that makes tbim thluk tliey’re ls-tt!ier tldu they her thought they were” and graphically de- scrila's their condition “befote and aft er laduy knighted t»y King Alcohol,' with their inevitable subsequent “presentation nt court." Wetting tlown to the more serious possibiliti<*s of ttie “tetnprrauce wuvi ." Mr. Dooley, addressing iiiUMissy, nr,s “The Ominous Siso of the V/^ve.” **A*n' ! tell ye somethin', lilrmissy ( It ain’t goito U* verj long befon ; this here wave lv Prohybltiou comes : up here an’ deluges ye an' me. Anny j day ye may loi.k to M*e an’ s!it»c : > , or more probably books In thk wiody | where ye now ?*i*tt;r stately row Iv 1 bottii-s that ye think are ir:<d \yitu tenqiting dbrink, but rally bare uaw th in' in thiai but th’ wuther I l.Wetl tbim with tb* year alibor th’ big li e. “I WSs cut out be i ifutv to Kell peo I pie things that th-y Hi>>t took beeau e J they made tldui feel supeeryor toother people an* that l:it»*r became a ueces>slty to thhn." How Politicians Now Cli^id the Salocn. litnnlssy. InterJeeilUK an ext lama- tk>n of linretluliiy at this p‘i..t, rive.s Mr. Dooley the text for another item <> In the chronicle of the suinon's impeud- ing doom: /•Do 1 think ‘twill come? I'aHli. I Wild den t W'tudjMi'. 1 see what tit ^iin calls iHirtiuts lv th' limes, Th d.iy‘ Wuh whAi ivry wan that wauled a poH.vtlekal Job asked th" prlv lege iv bangin' a littbygauft Iv himself in me window. But Howaihiys. tie hivens, no wan wants his pitcher hung in n sa loon. • They’re thryitT to get tbim past ed up iu tb churches. They're gcttln’ on to w* “I'll tctl ye a secret lv th' thrade. I’d rather have th’ Father Mathew «*- ciety Udilnd me ttdu th* entire saloon vote.’’ “What Drink Does For a Mon." Thou, breaking through his prv fesslpnal attlnnki.. Mr Lv«>ley voltes the better scfjtlpenta of his heart In these dbaeruing’ words: “l wudden't n iuil W I'rohybltlon did break-throngli. In Ills heart )h’ »hru- ent Pruhy UilmAst in a saloon keeper Btdjur thin anny wan oiw he knows that what's liis meat is everybody •he’s, iiiaen. “Unvin’ long n«.'tcyated with tb’ dhrinhiu’ »:i^.aeg, 1 thuu less iv Ihlui tuore an* umro ivry year. Th’ dhrink makes tbim t< <* fond Iv thin*.Mire* As tne frind *MulltHtney, th’ prfuver. •ays. 'Th’ dhrink kuo»ks th* dot off 'tbcif little i an’‘’t!iey 0 ti:: k«,they’re up per case.’ A man comes in 'u-re whin I'm about ready to pul! down th blinds, leans on th’ cheese nn' J5|ng<* My Bouule Lies Over th' Ocean.' thin rays •What's that If' whia 1 suegist Mist be go bo mu no' kn'liy ends up U* wee|v In' over his throubleH. 1 know what's tb' matter with him. lie's thlnkln’ about blmrelf tso much. 1 know that bis voice sounds like suds escapin' fr’m tb' kiteben sink, an' 1 can lick him In a minyit with an ku pick, na' 1 am Inngbia’ mcvdlf sick over his fam’ly thmubles, but be doesn't think ao. Dlvvlu tb* bit lie's got hlaislkf painted like a combynatlon Iv Melba. Jeffreys an’ tb* two orphans, an' anny- body that don't believe.he'a right is lookin' fr tbrouble. “Faith, If anny Prohy.bltloaist thinks tla pleasant presidin' over this here palace Ir rum he's welcome to th' Job. If 1 was an Insanity expert Instead Iv beta' oa th' level as 1 am. Fd commit half me patients to ao asylum." “But can ye Iver enforce Prohybi- floor naked Mr. Illnatssy. “Wen.” said Mr. Dooley. “Father Kelly says tb* bast they've done so t far M to make dbrtnk wrong to take, hard to get an* turr’ble bad wbln ye get If Mr. Dtofbe’s article Is moat original ly Otaatioted by Cartoonist John T. & ALCOHOL 3 PER CEKT. AVrgftablr IVrpagudmAs- #y L ->CV j! t C<* H - 1 i Infants/Chjidrin Promotes Df^esttonflrwftl- ness and RnhContabisnelkr Opium .Morphine nor.MiaeraL Not Narcotic. Raff afMkSMZZJmm Pjufdio StrJ- Ti f>—r AbUfr&ft- AauStti* teSZiu.. mm 3*4- QprArikmr. kutBymTknzr. Aprrfect nctrtfdy fovfdwflft- tlon, Sour Smraacii.lMarrtoa Worms.(fMnulsioiis.Frv«rislt WSS and LOSS OF SttEP. Facsimile M^naturr rf KEW YORK. MTWU For Infimtg and Children. I The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of ;>Vv/i v wi" • , ; ai 7#^ vaX •w; v Spring styles are not hedged about, or hidden away. * ✓ The new Spring Suits are being shown in all the most glorious productions of artistic tailoring. We hardly think you have ever seen so rich a display of Spring Suits as we have provided this sea son, and thpse who are es pecially hard to fit will find it no effort to g e t what they want from our new stock. We will be pleased to show you and give you an- idea of the latest anil fin est in mode and fabric. V mmmm & mm, S. 17 Cor King Charleston '-Tcjd fz& md 1 lasell sts! y. M t- SHOES! SHOES' I roi offering one of the most complete lines to be shown in Walterboro. I have the latest styles for dress, as well as the old fashion for comfort and ease. In slippers I have the White. Tan, Patent Leather, Vici, Oxfords, plain toe comfort, carpet slippers and in Shoes I have one of the prettiest lines for dress, and for work. I have a plow shoe with a rpnnfc heal, that is light, comfortable and durable, that will .J be a pleasure to ; he man that plows . I will be ^lad to have one and all come and inspect, what 1 have, and be convinced that J. W- CARSON is the man to buy Shoes from. Now these ’shoes are here, but not here to stay. They have pot to po. Men with plengvof raouev can carry their stock over, but mine lias got to be sold and pay for themselves. So you see that l have trot to sell at some kind of a price, and thi<j is enough to convince you that you ca*» save tnoiiev by poinp to J. W. (‘arson for shoes; and while yon are here, will be glad to sl ow you what 1 have in the grocery line. This sale commences now and if v« u can’t Come TODAY. COME SOMK OTHER DAY, liCT COME. S. C Thirty Years •A 0 , • . y* f» ’v - -m* ^ l - c ■> * Rl I* >Y .Carson. m Guarani #vu. uii'.m' tfieFooffi"' Exact Copy of Vrapp^r. THt CEHTa^W COH+AHV tot to ' OWH CITY. mt i iliU u : 11 f i>rnt> < ,VALTi.KliOi;o. - - - M «• • V, •: - ;. . r ••' r y V iSx, m i q.Mg f QcawgraEssaaaQ tJ , i." rfii .. — I n itroke: lira i > fd .mid ib d u i»V).l l.'t. I.UAN- Ni ,;o, ’ AT :i) House,a to H« r » > Ui« iT. A AL1 iilctOl U *l OLL C* 0 lext week. '•■ ~ coccccocc-':-? or rc -tcc*:ca’ ogj 1 .. o u — iJ 1 ’1 H-W. KLKXS? Si p ODENTAL SURGEON 0 , 50dice Hours: 8.30 am M «3B p. m. 3 n. 6 p. Wat It »»*o. n. to Ow 3 J 0000 "Fa r ?‘V ,I mm na: /• BLACK ,-u t - ■ ., :'/k.. l ATLANTA*# MUNICIFAL UK* ; CKIFTt INCRKAtt VlNDKIt FRONtBITION. to r>p>r|s m*J« by ’ CHy NwptoMMr OoUamith «f l ANanto* «m» Martb It, itQg, th* • *Hy win bmw fuUy imooe l "sato to toatto lki« ym»r than . WM ptoalto* far In tha January •anaa In tax- Hb, NHR to on < Tba' ehy'ag la a to/* • t ' EXCURSION RATES To Washington, D. C. and Return Via outhern Railway Company. P On account National Society, Daughters of the American Revolution lo be held at Washington, D. C, April 18, 25, 1908. The Southern Railway announces very low round trip rates, open to the public, tickets to be sold April 16 and 17 with limit good to leave Washington not later than m’dnight April 30. For detailed information, rates and schedules, see South ern Railway Ticket Agents or address, J. M. WALKER „ «* Attdv>ky At La .v • OriCE Cot'HT lkn'-E WALTniliOMO. S. C OrpiOjr OF 0* A. J. Anderson DENTAL SURtiFQN Office I lours: ' , ni - m - O |). Ill , I) p. .11 OPIX)SITL Farmer» au ' M^. inu Lauk WALTEKFORO. «. O A tn^n in IndiRoft diod day before veiterday nt the age of 751, leaving behind him the tradi- Non that he had never had a headache. Poor fellow !—The S;ate. We take pleasure in informing our Irieru’is and patrons tiut in the report of Uv-Seventh Annual Convention of the Rankers Associa tion held last summer at the Isle ot Palms, The Farmers and merchants Cnnk finds a pi c<: on its HONOR ROLL This result has been obtained by the safe and conservative methods ot its management, anil the Hank is justly proud of the distinc tion. ^ Panics in Wall Street do not attect us. We can assure our patrons at all times courteous and liberal consideration. We Invit Yonr Account C 4 *6 computed quarterly in the Savings Depart ment. Banking; can be don© safely by mail. Farmers and Merchants Bank Vvalterboro S. C- Est’d 1 902 Orpital and Surplus $22,500. j t> acu rnoBSt-K At Hyrne’s Store R. W. HUNT. Assistant Gen. Pass. Agent. Atlanta, Ga. J. C. LUSK, Division Pass. Agent. Charleston, S. C Water Uaad ky Haw Yarkara. I The Merry Widow hats are New Yorkers telly uee 1,100.00# YWy beet miDi; but wo nre unde- toot ot water, eepogk to All a trough cided at to whether we like them tO test wide and tea II miles kmc, test deep, . Farmer* mechanics railroaders, labor ers rely oft Dr Thoms' KclactrtoOU. Takas the sun* fot at eats, borna nr braises at ottos. Pkia cannot star where it is bm 1. Y better than the Mary arden variety.—The Slate. WE WORLDS GREATEST SEWIK 8 MACHINE LIGHT RUNNING Or Leekinp to the Future. Small Daughter—Say. mammy, when we ao to beevea. shall we alt oa the clouds or Just oa the blue aky?— Mooceodorfor Blatter. let purs Mood runs yon down—makes to>u an smv victim for orfaail diessams ror.iosk Blond Bi'tor* purifies the blood —surra tbe cause—bolide you op. Are youhrlpicg to devdope Col letos’a wooderlal The CeatofliplaUve Man. He comes met la company, he would not be eeMtary, but late discourse enough with himself; aid his ewa thoughts are bis ensellent playdellowa. He looks not upon e thing as a yawping stranger at novel- tied. but hie search la more mye- nod toward, and be apells eat of earth. He halts his ob- together and makes a lad- of them ill to climb to God.—John >) ,*** .h Ihwa want stthsvd VKnntlBc shuttle. Rotary Cuttis gntos^jsThreyd^jCAqm atOcAJ I SMd* M K«cat«IW« «t 1 Vrw Meuse t» mm*? to •••■. r iMtoatr »«v«t too* oat .Ml VOL .IMIMHlI jk. tMite Yw toa ton Mjj Another lot of Seasonable dry goods, Just in. Chambelain’s Has the Preference. Mr Fred C Hanrahan. a promineur druggist ot Portsmouth. Va.. says. “For the past six ysa<s I have sold aud recommended Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and DUrrh ** Remedy. It it a great remedy and one ot tbe best pat ent medicines 00 the market. 1 handle some others for the same pu osss that P y me a larger profit, but ibis remedy so eure to effect a c-ire, and my cus- to men ao certain to appreciate my re- nomeadiag it to him. inat 1 give it the preference " For sale by John m Klein ■ #mto» — » 9* . Gnat minds have purposes: others have wished. The Republican bouse has deter* mined to investigate the mines. They areldreadj inquiring into cotton mill conditions. Investigation of oondi* toons on the farm and in the kitchen will follow in their na'nral order— Clonmbu State. hrauoe has abont conclude by this time that Gen. Sheridan's re mark about good Indians would ap ply equally wall to Moots. ^ Candidates’ Cards Pulished from now till after the election if brief, for $5.~ per Card. It is not too early to let the “Dear Pee- "V pa’ know that you are a candidate. - t The Press and Standard, §i'i ;.‘v