The press and standard. [volume] (Walterboro, S.C.) 1890-current, April 29, 1908, Image 6
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Tanioui Humorist Writes Novel
Obituary of Traffic.
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Mr. Doolry. looking pbllosopblcally
oot of bis famous barroom window iu
Arcbey road, t«Hs tbe seuders of tbi-
▲merlcou Magaxius for April some of
his current uiuslugs on tbe prospective
Passing of bis loug establlsbed business
In butnor a tritle more i«*tbetlc thau
usual, from tb<* fact that tbe subject h*
so intimately associated with bis owu
livelihood, be sketches tbe rising tide
of antl-llquor seutimeut throughout tbe
southland, “where King Alcohol,” he
declares, has been dethroned, ”ul-
thoagh be’s like tb* Jo*k lv Orleens lu
Paris, he's lont most lv his authorities,
but some iv tb.* old families still re
ceive blm quietly in their homes, al
though thousands that oust feH ou
their uoses befure him now refuse to
recognize him in public.”
Continuhig !)ls n*fcr«‘uc« to drink «s
bis royal highness King Ak*obol f he
pictures the poor fallows who at night
“are wllti wld lihty that makes tbim
thluk tliey’re ls-tt!ier tldu they her
thought they were” and graphically de-
scrila's their condition “befote and aft
er laduy knighted t»y King Alcohol,'
with their inevitable subsequent
“presentation nt court."
Wetting tlown to the more serious
possibiliti<*s of ttie “tetnprrauce wuvi ."
Mr. Dooley, addressing iiiUMissy, nr,s
“The Ominous Siso of the V/^ve.”
**A*n' ! tell ye somethin', lilrmissy (
It ain’t goito U* verj long befon ;
this here wave lv Prohybltiou comes :
up here an’ deluges ye an' me. Anny j
day ye may loi.k to M*e an’ s!it»c : > ,
or more probably books In thk wiody |
where ye now ?*i*tt;r stately row Iv 1
bottii-s that ye think are ir:<d \yitu
tenqiting dbrink, but rally bare uaw th
in' in thiai but th’ wuther I l.Wetl tbim
with tb* year alibor th’ big li e.
“I WSs cut out be i ifutv to Kell peo I
pie things that th-y Hi>>t took beeau e J
they made tldui feel supeeryor toother
people an* that l:it»*r became a ueces>slty
to thhn."
How Politicians Now Cli^id the Salocn.
litnnlssy. InterJeeilUK an ext lama-
tk>n of linretluliiy at this p‘i..t, rive.s
Mr. Dooley the text for another item
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In the chronicle of the suinon's impeud-
ing doom:
/•Do 1 think ‘twill come? I'aHli. I
Wild den t W'tudjMi'. 1 see what tit ^iin
calls iHirtiuts lv th' limes, Th d.iy‘
Wuh whAi ivry wan that wauled a
poH.vtlekal Job asked th" prlv lege iv
bangin' a littbygauft Iv himself in me
window. But Howaihiys. tie hivens, no
wan wants his pitcher hung in n sa
loon. • They’re thryitT to get tbim past
ed up iu tb churches. They're gcttln’
on to w*
“I'll tctl ye a secret lv th' thrade.
I’d rather have th’ Father Mathew «*-
ciety Udilnd me ttdu th* entire saloon
vote.’’
“What Drink Does For a Mon."
Thou, breaking through his prv
fesslpnal attlnnki.. Mr Lv«>ley voltes
the better scfjtlpenta of his heart In
these dbaeruing’ words:
“l wudden't n iuil W I'rohybltlon did
break-throngli. In Ills heart )h’ »hru-
ent Pruhy UilmAst in a saloon keeper
Btdjur thin anny wan oiw he knows
that what's liis meat is everybody
•he’s, iiiaen.
“Unvin’ long n«.'tcyated with tb’
dhrinhiu’ »:i^.aeg, 1 thuu less iv Ihlui
tuore an* umro ivry year. Th’ dhrink
makes tbim t< <* fond Iv thin*.Mire*
As tne frind *MulltHtney, th’ prfuver.
•ays. 'Th’ dhrink kuo»ks th* dot off
'tbcif little i an’‘’t!iey 0 ti:: k«,they’re up
per case.’ A man comes in 'u-re whin
I'm about ready to pul! down th
blinds, leans on th’ cheese nn' J5|ng<*
My Bouule Lies Over th' Ocean.' thin
rays •What's that If' whia 1 suegist Mist
be go bo mu no' kn'liy ends up U* wee|v
In' over his throubleH. 1 know what's
tb' matter with him. lie's thlnkln’
about blmrelf tso much. 1 know that
bis voice sounds like suds escapin'
fr’m tb' kiteben sink, an' 1 can lick
him In a minyit with an ku pick, na'
1 am Inngbia’ mcvdlf sick over his
fam’ly thmubles, but be doesn't think
ao. Dlvvlu tb* bit lie's got hlaislkf
painted like a combynatlon Iv Melba.
Jeffreys an’ tb* two orphans, an' anny-
body that don't believe.he'a right is
lookin' fr tbrouble.
“Faith, If anny Prohy.bltloaist thinks
tla pleasant presidin' over this here
palace Ir rum he's welcome to th' Job.
If 1 was an Insanity expert Instead Iv
beta' oa th' level as 1 am. Fd commit
half me patients to ao asylum."
“But can ye Iver enforce Prohybi-
floor naked Mr. Illnatssy.
“Wen.” said Mr. Dooley. “Father
Kelly says tb* bast they've done so t far
M to make dbrtnk wrong to take, hard
to get an* turr’ble bad wbln ye get If
Mr. Dtofbe’s article Is moat original
ly Otaatioted by Cartoonist John T.
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The new Spring Suits
are being shown in all the
most glorious productions
of artistic tailoring.
We hardly think you
have ever seen so rich a
display of Spring Suits as
we have provided this sea
son, and thpse who are es
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it no effort to g e t what
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I roi offering one of the most complete lines to be
shown in Walterboro. I have the latest styles for
dress, as well as the old fashion for comfort and ease.
In slippers I have the White. Tan, Patent Leather,
Vici, Oxfords, plain toe comfort, carpet slippers and
in Shoes I have one of the prettiest lines for dress,
and for work. I have a plow shoe with a rpnnfc
heal, that is light, comfortable and durable, that will .J
be a pleasure to ; he man that plows .
I will be ^lad to have one and all come and inspect,
what 1 have, and be convinced that J. W- CARSON
is the man to buy Shoes from. Now these ’shoes are
here, but not here to stay. They have pot to po.
Men with plengvof raouev can carry their stock over,
but mine lias got to be sold and pay for themselves.
So you see that l have trot to sell at some kind of a
price, and thi<j is enough to convince you that you
ca*» save tnoiiev by poinp to J. W. (‘arson for shoes;
and while yon are here, will be glad to sl ow you what
1 have in the grocery line. This sale commences
now and if v« u can’t Come
TODAY. COME
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outhern Railway Company.
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On account National Society, Daughters of the American
Revolution lo be held at Washington, D. C, April 18, 25,
1908. The Southern Railway announces very low round
trip rates, open to the public, tickets to be sold April 16
and 17 with limit good to leave Washington not later
than m’dnight April 30.
For detailed information, rates and schedules, see South
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A tn^n in IndiRoft diod day
before veiterday nt the age of
751, leaving behind him the tradi-
Non that he had never had a
headache. Poor fellow !—The
S;ate.
We take pleasure in informing our Irieru’is
and patrons tiut in the report of Uv-Seventh
Annual Convention of the Rankers Associa
tion held last summer at the Isle ot Palms,
The Farmers and
merchants Cnnk
finds a pi c<: on its HONOR ROLL This
result has been obtained by the safe and
conservative methods ot its management,
anil the Hank is justly proud of the distinc
tion. ^
Panics in Wall Street do not attect us.
We can assure our patrons at all times
courteous and liberal consideration.
We Invit Yonr Account
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4 *6 computed quarterly in the Savings Depart
ment. Banking; can be don© safely by mail.
Farmers and Merchants Bank
Vvalterboro S. C-
Est’d 1 902 Orpital and Surplus $22,500. j
t> acu rnoBSt-K
At Hyrne’s Store
R. W. HUNT.
Assistant Gen. Pass. Agent.
Atlanta, Ga.
J. C. LUSK,
Division Pass. Agent.
Charleston, S. C
Water Uaad ky Haw Yarkara. I The Merry Widow hats are
New Yorkers telly uee 1,100.00# YWy beet miDi; but wo nre unde-
toot ot water, eepogk to All a trough cided at to whether we like them
tO test wide and tea
II miles kmc,
test deep, .
Farmer* mechanics railroaders, labor
ers rely oft Dr Thoms' KclactrtoOU.
Takas the sun* fot at eats, borna nr
braises at ottos. Pkia cannot star
where it is bm 1.
Y better than the Mary
arden variety.—The Slate.
WE WORLDS GREATEST SEWIK 8 MACHINE
LIGHT RUNNING
Or
Leekinp to the Future.
Small Daughter—Say. mammy,
when we ao to beevea. shall we alt oa
the clouds or Just oa the blue aky?—
Mooceodorfor Blatter.
let purs Mood runs yon down—makes
to>u an smv victim for orfaail diessams
ror.iosk Blond Bi'tor* purifies the blood
—surra tbe cause—bolide you op.
Are youhrlpicg to devdope Col
letos’a wooderlal
The CeatofliplaUve Man.
He comes met la company,
he would not be eeMtary, but late
discourse enough with himself; aid
his ewa thoughts are bis ensellent
playdellowa. He looks not upon e
thing as a yawping stranger at novel-
tied. but hie search la more mye-
nod toward, and be apells
eat of earth. He halts his ob-
together and makes a lad-
of them ill to climb to God.—John
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Another lot of
Seasonable dry goods,
Just in.
Chambelain’s Has the Preference.
Mr Fred C Hanrahan. a promineur
druggist ot Portsmouth. Va.. says.
“For the past six ysa<s I have sold aud
recommended Chamberlain’s Colic,
Cholera and DUrrh ** Remedy. It it
a great remedy and one ot tbe best pat
ent medicines 00 the market. 1 handle
some others for the same pu osss that
P y me a larger profit, but ibis remedy
so eure to effect a c-ire, and my cus-
to men ao certain to appreciate my re-
nomeadiag it to him. inat 1 give it the
preference " For sale by John m Klein
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Gnat minds have purposes: others
have wished.
The Republican bouse has deter*
mined to investigate the mines. They
areldreadj inquiring into cotton mill
conditions. Investigation of oondi*
toons on the farm and in the kitchen
will follow in their na'nral order—
Clonmbu State.
hrauoe has abont conclude by
this time that Gen. Sheridan's re
mark about good Indians would ap
ply equally wall to Moots. ^
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Pulished from now
till after the election
if brief, for
$5.~ per Card.
It is not too early
to let the “Dear Pee-
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pa’ know that you
are a candidate.
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