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f ? 1 PAGE SIX REPARTEE THAT HAD STING n Barber Made Some Little Mistake When He Started to "Kid" the i Youngster In Khaki. It was all the barber's fault. Ha bad no business kidding the young boy. Goodness knows, the man In unlform never said anything to the barber before. This was the way it was: The young soldier was a frequent A visitor at the barber shop on the ave* nue. Hi' didn t have so muih or a beard, but yet tt demanded shaving once In a while. The barber had noticed that the hoy only came in on Saturday evenings. So he said: "Say. son. how's It come you step* In here only on Saturday ^ nights? Don't you need a shave oftener; can't you get have, or won't you " pay union prices?" *'1 The hoy hluslied. "1 got tiie leave ei nil right, and I'.ielo Sam pays mn ca nl>out as often as any hoss harl?er, hut pj you see, I shave myself onee a week, find let you shave me onee a week, u; too." u, "So you're Just on semi-friendly terms with the safety, eh?" urged tlie barber. "Oh, I wouldn't say that," replied the soldier. ' Yon > ! have two girls in In this town. One ! see every Wed* at nesd.iy. Then 1 -have myself. The st other I see every Saturday. Then I s, pay you the fifteen cents. Mary likes the movie soldier type, clean-out, ' tlVIHl-MUn*'!!, IIMIHIMIIIH' U'liOW, 1 S?'0 her on Wednesdays. Ruth thinks she cares for the bloody, serutched-up son P' of battle. I see her on Saturdays. Now you understand?" to "Maybe," laughed the barber, as he pi sharpened his never-ready razor. r< "You'll give Mary my regards to- r night?" ' c'( "Mary!" said the softer. "Mary! Bless you, man, did you think I was sl going to see Mary! Nope. 1 see Ruth l' every Saturday night."?Indianapolis P' News. I pi I n DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT ?? Ist Doughboy Mad Good Job Behind the ? Lines, But He Hated to Mis6 the ^-j i Big Show. K lie was an Atneriean In France In n uniform trudging along toward the front, a husky < hup wearing a worried look on his face. "SllY tin vnii kiinvi* vvhor*! flin \!iit v uttli Is?" Ii'.? asked. ' J* "Hlght <>n the road going straight (i] toward t Senna ny." ^ "Not through fighting yet. are they?" ^ he queried anxiously. o| "Nope; they're never through." tl "You've said It, Ho. You see. I kind of hatted out of look. They sent me off to sehool, and I've missed a lot of XT* the show. I'm on permission now, hut .... . 'I i tlgureu ii| eome op aim iikio aWiii it? V.dth the old <US' ! Oot vjr ei days more before I report for the new , , ., in Job. "What kind of sehool did you no " to?" ? "Horseshoeing sehool. I graduated first olnss horseshoer. Not bad work, but too far haek to get any Hoebes. ' That's the reason I'm spending perm ssi on with the old outfit. I heard they're going right after the Ileinies, K so i on me out to get In on the party. I gotta Isatt it along. So long." He trudged along the dusty road, RpoocUlii; up (n -pilo of his park, to M ?;ii< ii up ivltIt tin- "ouiiU" before the show was all ov'-r. '' ti Misused Donkey. Tlio I'.riti-h trai -| u" I'ukii awl hark a. 11 i- -. >1 ha v I n mi l.-' y P ii<-'uiii!I?\ <|oii i-\s, writ'-- N r- . Iran 11:<i _ in 1. -ill s. In 111tiii t tin- lUmki \ -I'M - lionr ovt i v11u11_ i i . : ill ii' wati-r to tilt- liou-os of I' 1; 11. II iransports \< . ta . ill. marlii'-. In k fiir or?|ii: ;r\ lilo. In war lit* rarri- s ji tlio solilii'i*. In-- kit. mill tlif 1?>iik own nii'iil '>f liiirli-y. Wln-ro Ii I tlio tlotikov i'ViT in ipii i> tin- la putatioii .if f'oiiitf -in|.ill'/ III* is iituialili' itiiltistrious. -mi- t" ?ti"I It was mi a iloiik.y that Malioiiu't wi nt to Inav'-n to It-aru ho will o| (ioil. Tlii' Savior on I'alui Sunday ?'i111 ri'iI .Inrusaloui oil a iloii* koy. Tlio little iiuiniiil's history is ilistitiuitlslii'il, a- hi- iliaraoti-r i- -tuoik lintl his Intollni't sound. Thnt tlio writ. prs >i| fahlcs anil the enncnctits of sayings 11;i\< roiiirivi'l to ruin his fume there is niitliiiK i!i history in Justify. ^ Triumph of American Dyes. Tln? latest <111 i -i111 reports for tlie lis- i eni year which !? !? 1 Willi .linn* show that Hit- Aineriian \|hh'|s ?>i aniline (lv.'S I'lir 1'MV ;i II |< >1111. ft | to *7 I Tills, wln'ii ' impaled with our imports of aniline 11 yes in I'.M I. i~ -. _r i? i I i ant of tin> strides made by American chetiH 1 lata in tin* 'iv situatinti. (lerniany ' i supplied thc-o ciial ilvi . hft'irc tin wiir Hllil Atlti'rti'H I' 'I tli'ifi- 11: 11 <7 Ii-Kt, ?H| a yi tir f?ir tin pi ti 's 1 iila Airi-t JI :i Iliafi'S -11 11 11 III' *:i 111 nil u'S In!' Ilium needs and Is supplying otlii'r na^itri's in lar^e iptant I ties as the i \pnrts ii 11 ate. In the early days of llilfi tin were but seven eompanii s in Anier-a producing colors. Today It is timnted that there are about 1 ">?) concerns in this 11 ii**. Interested in Firearms. When brother r?*t?irn???l from Sunday school, mamma explained to him ttint ho soon would ho old enough to -dug !n tho vosrod oholr und probably would bo accepted as ii mointior, If ho was a good hoy. Sho emphasized tho niatfor of deportment and said some who were good and faithful in attendance got to carry the cross In tho processional, ciliers to carry flowrrs. "I)o any of thorn onrry revolvers?" little brother Inquired. -1- - . - OCTORS ABANDON i HEADACHE TABLETS THAI DEPRESS HEART dopt Aspitone, the New Tablet in Which All Heart Depressimr nii-ilitiac V ^uuuuvo * * t V V UUIIIl'C acted by Heart Toning Agents Physicians and druggists who tvo kept up with recent discovers in medical science are now introtcing to their patients and custom's the now pain re.ieving tablet lied Aspitone, which does not do ess the heart and circulation. They .plain iliat headaches and ncuralas as well as colds and grippe an ually attended by a fatigued heart id circulation and that it is d.iti rous at sucit times to use coal tar uivativos. In fact they are da 111g that all the coal tai derivative *e positively dangerous. even t rong hearts. They say that many iddcn deaths have resulted t'roui iking them and that there is no inger any excuse for taking them icept under the watchful care of a iiysician. It is explained that Aspitono iy at a coal tar derivative, but is contused of vegetable elements, which 'lieve the pain of headaches, neutlgia. toothache, rheumatism )lds, grippe, etc., at the same time tpportlng the heart. It is pre-i icted that Aspitone will take the lace of the coal tar derivatives. Tim roduct is new to this Slate, but lay now he had at the Standard rug Co. and at all leading drug ores in all communities. Adv. IARVFST FRPIM IIKinFR nPCAW !.< > I.V I MWIII UIIULII UUk.nil elp Has Been Proved of Such Value in Industry That It Is Now Carefully Gathered. A pond deul has been written about ie use of the seaweed. kelp, for the roduetlon of potash, and a good deal r extravagant dreaming has been tnulgcd In. However, ttie kelp industry us put itself on a solid and prosperjs footing, and gold In the shape of ?e Indispensable potash Is being Intrusted from the waters of the I'acilic. lie cutters or harvesters are oeean>lna boats aud stay out at sea all the toe, while the barges carry the niac fited kelp back to the wluirf, where It pumped from the holds iuto ferenting tanks. Foreign matter sm b s bolts, nuts, etc., brought In with the idp me removed by electromagnets fore tlu' pumps are reached. Harvesting consists In cutting the Innt about six feet below the surface r ttie wafer. It has actually been ?un?l that this treatment Improves the rowth and stand of the beds to such i extent that they may he cut over !>out every 00 days. The area cut at lev,-lit extend* froin Point Conception ulli to the Mexican line. I ! < pota*li ts all used for chemical imposes. owl tig to it* uniipie purity, ml there I* not enough of it to *upl\ this demand. The total <pmiitit> of ie pin product Is not ^reat enough . tic consider! d serioil*l> for tortili/.or urpoxes. There are. however, a nutncr of re*ldties produced coniainiiik' otasli whh'h amount to ipiile a ton * Greatest Jackplane. A i. a I lie * k'atiti' that the rurrdure of the earth's stirfaee had to |># a ken into consideration In lt? eonitrtudifin, is helm; hullt for the I'nit d States army i* part of the program or the "snlviitfe" of war waste, sayi A'orld's Work. It Is a hinre olaiier . Ml feet Innu, whh'tl !? til he USed ir ho TniuiiifiK'ttiri* <>f trititinllr lathes \ 1i."'li in tarn are for i si' in rli etiornous reliiilnir" |>l:itit whioh the ord uinoe ili'inirtiiii'iil is building Ir "'ranee. Fewer Students. War nixl 'In- indnsirifs made mwi *:iry liy war have had the IT ?-i ot I ; !. '. 11 ir t In* siudi in liodios of Kn.:li~l universities to mi rxii'Dt that will In o ri"U? 111i < \mr. At 'In- I'nivorsdj >f I'.irminchnm. olio of ttio most mod r>m and pmtrrostdvo w?nts of Icitmlnff ii Britain, whore wletitlftc trnlnintt i- t s|'i lit. :i'; i*i" olmilos who re in v. ! !.. ih . :. . I. Indor of >rl r>t.. o iIn \ onr .v or. woo on. English Coifing C.tn?isticti. TCnffH^hroon, when their attention It not . ii . ' 1o"> MSI ,,f I ||,r |l?' (.1 "(lOSIs a f p.: ti . o itoo oi ' Mii i i iv : tHIimmi UHMiif>< rs II' 1 ilinlit 7 'JIMI.IMMI !, ills lll?> nill'lr I1SI of nnn'liilly. Ti f\ -J" > i'ts m Minn* Tin* I'nl'fl S':i?fs l?nr< >u of mire* hns rni'l m iin- <>f it-- officials wnrl uj for three years on n set of rnlev ti suggest for use where clertrleitv li used in mines, and tin* work has beei published f??r circulation among thorn Interested. Utilizing an Antipathy. "Which are vmi ifoln' to ?lo?" askej Meandering Mike, "work or fight?" "T'rn koln' to start In." nnsweret Plodding Pete, "by work In* a little Dnt always makes me feel like fight Id'.' THE LANCASTER GUM TAKES PLACE OF WATER Assuages Thirst, of Soldiers Fighting in Country Where Liquid Was Practically Unobtainable. Of all the varied means of masticatory stimulation which have been resorted to by man In u 11 elimea and ages the great American gum seems least harmful and most helpful. That there Is a physiological demand for sortie masticatory stimulant, says the New York Medical Journal, is shown by the universality of the practice of Chewing. Whether It be the tobacco of the American Indian the betel nut <>f the Hast, the slippery elm bark, the tamarack and the sprue** gum of the down-east Yankee, the s*?et gum of ?ii.> <i... ..i.i..i.. ... M..~? cans, which. In its American adaptation. becomes the great American chewing gum. man has always fe.'t the necessity of chewing something more than his meals. That there is a pii'Ctic.illy useful side for this habit r* evidenced by the orders placed by tho quartermaster of the United States unity for IMMHl.tHtO packages of this standard American dainty. We learn from the war department that the commanding olllcer of a Held artillery regiment, about to embark, stated that 2">0 pounds of ch -winK gum would take the place of hundreds of gallons of drinking water when water was most needed and least readily obtainable. The American Ited Cross recently cabled an order for chewing gum for use In the reconquered territory where the wells had been pois oiled by the retreating Gerinuns. YANKS DO THE "IMPOSSIBLE" For First Time in History Stone Houses Have Been Successfully Moved in France. DeelarinK that is the first time that n Stone house tins hnon mnvml In France, Sergeants Ahe Orlesner and Mike Murphy of Company <* have recently finished a Job of moving a portion at runt ure and have set It down on Its new site. The French said It could not be done und declared that the only way the road could be cleared for the new line of railway track would be to tear the house down. But the servants with their detail of fifteen men started to work with Jacks and rollers and soon had the house movltiK across the fields. News of the fent spread and the authorities sent n photographer from the French Academy of Sciences to record officially the stages of the work. The house was placed upon Its new ?!te without ? craek. It Is believed tlint this demonstration of American ingenuity wl'l save many stations along the lines where the Yankee engineers ar.> building additional trucks and switching yards.?From the Splker France. New Surgical Battle Formation. The French Aid Society for Wounded Soldiers (Soclete Francnlse <le Se rours mix niossos .Miutiilrnft) has dovlsod n now typo of snririonl ninhuInnoo whloh moots tho noodx iirNInc dnrlnir nrtlve mllltnry nporntlons. Tlil? ntnbulrinoo enn ho ndviinood nnd niov.'il liiiok quiokly. hointr ossonthillj rtlfToront from thoso in uso for sonir months. Furthortnoro, It onnhlos thr Mirironiis to rondor spoody, tmmodlntt nnd oomph-to sorvloo to pntlonts wltti PTtollSlVo WOlimN of till' Illor.lX. rthfhr in< n <>r h<-:ol It oonsis|? nf n nutnlot of hirito touts, ono corvinir us n snlh rlo trlmro, n * nond for loon I ndmlnls trntlnn, iinnthor for propnrinu t tif woiirnf d for opornMon. n fourth f"i rndioirniphy; nn oporntlnir tout, oon n><tod with tho storilizor onmlon whloh oont;iln?i two mitoi'hivos, nnd fln.dly, tho ho^pltnlizntlon or wnrf fonts. For triinsporf, tho wholo nut ft' |s ojirrh d In two minimis or truoki Hud two trnllorx. Loeg Record of Work. Miss .less!#' K. Cone of <!ranc1lle M iss;., has worked for more thiin :ii years larking Iftmps on drum* In tin ftftinvllle drum shops, averaging hoops i? dny. She ha* us^ij the sntiu hummer nil the time mid has wort out three handles in the work Afte working from 0 n. in. until .V30 or ( in the evening, she yes home nn< h> f.s her sister on the farm, when til-sides milking the row ami doing oth pi* work, sin- has raised 'J.'i huslo ls o potatoes and has dried henna am canned more than 70 Jars of vegeta hies the last year. British Air Uniform. Ttrltlsh air ministry announce* I London that a Unlit hluo uniform ha l-i i n approved for ollieers. and airnie of the royal air force. Some inoiith li list < !- ? VII !??* 'too ....If* ... mi Im? Kenerally provided. I>tit kind uniform will shortly I?? available, im will trrndually be replaced by blue tin form. When Mr.it Was Cheap. The proprietor of "Sweets," an ol New York Ki\er-dde n-stnurnnt thi li;<L'oiie into bankruptcy, Ray* "Wlien I came here, after the t'lvll wn to help out my father, we used to con and nerve tin- ttnesi steaks in the worl for 0 cents ami make money on then too." Gas Masks for Horses. The war department recently ni nottnced that more than fVftOO r? niasks for horses were belli# turned 01 daily hy the yas defense service at that they are bclnjr shipped at once I France for the use of the animals ei ployed hy the American expedltloual forces. NEWS. LANCASTER. S. C. I AM GLAD PERU Glad to Try Anything '"Three years ago my systen was In a terribly ran down eon dltlon and I was broken out al I over my body. I beRan to be wor rted about my condition and was if I n fl to tee ..I. I..I would rrllfrr me. i'rruna wn recommended to me its a flll? blood remedy and tonic, and soon found that It was worth] of praise. A few bottles ebanaet iny condition materially and In ? short time I wn* all over in j trouble. I owe my restoration ti health and strength to I'eruna 1 ntu Kind to endorse It." Sold flveryvvhere .! 111 ? THEIR TRIBUTE TO FIGHTER Spontaneous Expressions of Admiration From Colonials at Sight of Gallant American Destroyer. The next sunrise fount! us anchored at the entrance to an Kugiish harhor. Ahead and astern, as far as the eye could reach, stretched u line of ships waiting to carry fond Into Kiigland. That is how Kngland is being starved by Germany! And that is how the British and American navies are doing their work ! After several deeply loaded ships had shot In past us we got our pilot and Joined the procession. Hound out In the opposite direction a powerful destroyer of the latest type swept up. three hlnck plumes trailing from her I funnels and n great white hone in her teeth. She was the very spirit of dash and daring, with u ting*' of swank. "I say, that's a tophole," "Look at that," "Absolutely It," "Kipping," was i chorused In the English of the Isles. A big South African nudged me. "Yank, look at that flag." It was the Stars and Stripes. More than all the speeches I had ! heard on the significance of this war to the Anglo-Saxons meant the quick glimpse of that flne ship under thnt flag outward hound to defend the . shores of England. "Come on. Springboks, a good one for the Yanks," yelled the big colonial, and the men who had licked the (?er- | mans tu Kmst Africa and who were going to lick them In France roared the Zulu war cry.?Gregory Mason In Outlook. Move Czar's Body Again. A new ehnpfer to the travels of the dead has been added hy the exhumn* ' j tlon and reinterment of the hody of the former Kmperor Nleholas. Nn* poleon's remains lay for nearly twen* i fy years In St. Helena before removal to the InvniMes. The body of Hnim>sefl the threat lies In Cairo, his heart In !': r?". . 'hrlstnpher Columbus. dead, 1 has traveled almost as far as the I I | Lancasie i m Kverv nWlicr of ; 1 rjj ill t lie ei Mlllt V who * invited to join tli illl Jissociilt loll prill S l>\ improving tlie i n US .MrinlM'iship in " yj in I In- Sunt li < am li? <1 St* ran A ulonn?1 >i 1?? A Sf L? riat ii>n and iim'IiiIk it l adiat<?r cinldrni a ? * A n v olio wishing " jfi i/.rd almnt daiinar tfi < irni tir B. < ravcli, 7 aWRfgfflgfifiBfgfgg TO ENDORSE Was in a EilH j Terribly ! Run Down Condition Wm! ' I MIm Rlcka I,r<?pold, i 28S T,nvco <a? ??? '? mi THE GROW Robustness to ma matter of habit, the ha consistent use of scorn i The energizing proper proved in thousands oi /LJb The habit of using S< ci? ct means 01 duik ll nr weakness is a habit \( Try Soott's Emui ocuii ex. ium -irinriri ri r-i nririnnf IJUUQIJIJOiJIJIJMU JOIN THE r County A A coAn/ifi AH / loouLiuiiun i motor ciir or t rwek ;iik1 e\ is interested in ;iul?mtt?l?iIt* e IiJim-asti r < 'oimty Aul< narily designed to improve . .. i . ? ?iH 1?. llir local association al-o i Una Slate A ut oniohi lc A >> ssocial ion and the Nation I'S arc cut it led to one copy 11< 1 subscript inn t<> 1 lie " Ai [ tu join tile Jissociat inll, \ y b~>, may sreure desire Kditor The Lancaster Nn fiwawisawawifiwifiid FRIDAY, JANUARY 3, 1919. | Blondin's Feat Recalled. In the whirligig of momentona world events it in not atrange that there should pass almost unnoticed a few days ago the fifty-eighth anniversary of Blondin'a exploit of croaaing Niagara gorge on a four-inch tight rope, a feat that still stands as the acme of daring and nerve. One of the thousands of spectators that lined the river bank was the prince of Wales, late King Kdward. This was the first time anyone had crossed Niagara gorge on n rope. Rlondln carried a man on his shoulders on one trip, wheeled a wheelbarrow over on a second trip, and on a third trip car* rted a stove on his balancing rod and fixing It on the rope, cooked cakes and threw them to people in small boats below on the river. Hlondln was after ~~ j ward killed lu Paris. |p He made a test In 18M). nnd In the rw follow! n>; year successfully car,P rled out his feat, October 10, 1800. k, i ,(1 CITATION FOU liETTEltS OF AD,j. I MIX ISTItATIOX. id ' STATE OK SOUTH CAROLINA, <>s County'of Lancaster. n Uy J. 1). Stew man, Judge of Probate. Whereas Alice Jones hath made *n suit lo me to grant her Letters of l>r Administration of the estate and cf<>r fects of Van Jones. These are. therefore, to cite and 1>n admonish all and singular the kin,dred and creditors of the said de[ponuorl flint thov )?n nnrl n nnon r l\n Jforo me, in the Court of Probate, to ho hold at Lancaster on fith Jan., 1919. next, nftor publication tboroo?. " at 11 o'clock in the forenoon, to he show cause, if any they have, why it, the said administration sluould not a- bo erantod. he Given under mv hand, this 20th .1, day of Dec. Anno Domini 1918. "l J. K. STRWMAN, ' 18 Prolate Judtre. TH OF HABIT my is almost entirely a ibit of taking care and the EMULSION ties of Scott's have been f homes nearly everywhere. cott's regularly at trying periods iing up strength and thwarting well worth cultivating. lsion for Increased Strength. IC, LivrviauviUt XT. J? 19*13 utomobile | a = ! mtv man niul woman r 3 s s and liood roads arc r 1 ?111?d >ilc Assi M*ia1 i< ?n. r 3 in??t<.i i11la < ??Ii<Iitions q3 i . i.. i . i i ihiimhs 111< Him rsi 111 > JJji inciatinii, the Aim ri- in al A liti>1110I>iIc A - ih 9 c 4 1 . ? . i > i - ? ? ' " in i in* I > 111 < * ii<*ri<*<(i) M otorist. L Sj $ \liic h will !><? oriiMii11 information from Lc ' Soc'y bJederkranz. Miss I^oopold's ) letter opposite conveys in no uncertain way the gratitude she feels for i'cruna. I.lqnld ntid Tablet Form Fish-Skin Shoes. At the recent exposition of tt clietnlcnl Industries at "New York thei was nn Interesting exhibit of letithi tnnde from the skin of tlslies, shnr porpoise anil tuna fish, which showt It to he as full of good qualities i leather made from the skins of at tnals. Scientists of the Pratt Institute at the I'nlted States bureau of tlsheri have been experimenting with tlsh sk us a substitute for leather, and 11 raw hide of shark* and porpoises t ready Is In commercial use. Porpol: skin rn/.or strops have been used f yenrt?. and other kinds or tl*h leath would have been on the market loi ngo, the scientists any. had It not be< that there was an abundance of re leather. Fined for Throwing Klsse*. Three voung men were fined $ each In Worcester, Mas*., for dlstur Ing the pence, on complaint of tl management of a carpet factory tht by throwing kisses to the girls ei ployed In the mills, they dlstrncted tl attention of the girl* from their wor o that they fell short of 100 per ce efliclency.