The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, January 03, 1919, Page PAGE SIX, Image 6
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PAGE SIX
REPARTEE THAT HAD STING n
Barber Made Some Little Mistake
When He Started to "Kid" the i
Youngster In Khaki.
It was all the barber's fault. Ha
bad no business kidding the young
boy. Goodness knows, the man In unlform
never said anything to the barber
before. This was the way it was:
The young soldier was a frequent A
visitor at the barber shop on the ave*
nue. Hi' didn t have so muih or a
beard, but yet tt demanded shaving
once In a while. The barber had noticed
that the hoy only came in on
Saturday evenings.
So he said: "Say. son. how's It come
you step* In here only on Saturday ^
nights? Don't you need a shave oftener;
can't you get have, or won't you "
pay union prices?" *'1
The hoy hluslied. "1 got tiie leave ei
nil right, and I'.ielo Sam pays mn ca
nl>out as often as any hoss harl?er, hut pj
you see, I shave myself onee a week,
find let you shave me onee a week, u;
too." u,
"So you're Just on semi-friendly
terms with the safety, eh?" urged tlie
barber.
"Oh, I wouldn't say that," replied
the soldier. ' Yon > ! have two girls in
In this town. One ! see every Wed* at
nesd.iy. Then 1 -have myself. The st
other I see every Saturday. Then I s,
pay you the fifteen cents. Mary likes
the movie soldier type, clean-out, '
tlVIHl-MUn*'!!, IIMIHIMIIIH' U'liOW, 1 S?'0
her on Wednesdays. Ruth thinks she
cares for the bloody, serutched-up son P'
of battle. I see her on Saturdays.
Now you understand?" to
"Maybe," laughed the barber, as he pi
sharpened his never-ready razor. r<
"You'll give Mary my regards to- r
night?" ' c'(
"Mary!" said the softer. "Mary!
Bless you, man, did you think I was sl
going to see Mary! Nope. 1 see Ruth l'
every Saturday night."?Indianapolis P'
News. I pi
I n
DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT ??
Ist
Doughboy Mad Good Job Behind the ?
Lines, But He Hated to Mis6 the ^-j
i Big Show.
K
lie was an Atneriean In France In
n uniform trudging along toward the
front, a husky < hup wearing a worried
look on his face.
"SllY tin vnii kiinvi* vvhor*! flin \!iit v
uttli Is?" Ii'.? asked. ' J*
"Hlght <>n the road going straight (i]
toward t Senna ny." ^
"Not through fighting yet. are they?" ^
he queried anxiously. o|
"Nope; they're never through." tl
"You've said It, Ho. You see. I kind
of hatted out of look. They sent me
off to sehool, and I've missed a lot of
XT*
the show. I'm on permission now, hut
.... . 'I
i tlgureu ii| eome op aim iikio aWiii it?
V.dth the old <US' ! Oot vjr ei
days more before I report for the new
, , ., in
Job.
"What kind of sehool did you no "
to?" ?
"Horseshoeing sehool. I graduated
first olnss horseshoer. Not bad work,
but too far haek to get any Hoebes. '
That's the reason I'm spending perm ssi
on with the old outfit. I heard
they're going right after the Ileinies, K
so i on me out to get In on the party. I
gotta Isatt it along. So long."
He trudged along the dusty road,
RpoocUlii; up (n -pilo of his park, to M
?;ii< ii up ivltIt tin- "ouiiU" before the
show was all ov'-r. ''
ti
Misused Donkey.
Tlio I'.riti-h trai -| u" I'ukii awl
hark a. 11 i- -. >1 ha v I n mi l.-' y
P
ii<-'uiii!I?\ <|oii i-\s, writ'-- N r- .
Iran 11:<i _ in 1. -ill s. In
111tiii t tin- lUmki \ -I'M - lionr ovt i v11u11_
i i . : ill ii' wati-r
to tilt- liou-os of I' 1; 11. II iransports
\< . ta . ill. marlii'-. In k
fiir or?|ii: ;r\ lilo. In war lit* rarri- s ji
tlio solilii'i*. In-- kit. mill tlif 1?>iik
own nii'iil '>f liiirli-y. Wln-ro Ii I tlio
tlotikov i'ViT in ipii i> tin- la putatioii .if
f'oiiitf -in|.ill'/ III* is iituialili' itiiltistrious.
-mi- t" ?ti"I It was mi a iloiik.y
that Malioiiu't wi nt to Inav'-n to It-aru
ho will o| (ioil. Tlii' Savior on I'alui
Sunday ?'i111 ri'iI .Inrusaloui oil a iloii*
koy. Tlio little iiuiniiil's history is ilistitiuitlslii'il,
a- hi- iliaraoti-r i- -tuoik
lintl his Intollni't sound. Thnt tlio writ.
prs >i| fahlcs anil the enncnctits of sayings
11;i\< roiiirivi'l to ruin his fume
there is niitliiiK i!i history in Justify. ^
Triumph of American Dyes.
Tln? latest <111 i -i111 reports for tlie lis- i
eni year which !? !? 1 Willi .linn* show
that Hit- Aineriian \|hh'|s ?>i aniline
(lv.'S I'lir 1'MV ;i II |< >1111. ft | to *7 I
Tills, wln'ii ' impaled with our imports
of aniline 11 yes in I'.M I. i~ -. _r i? i I i ant
of tin> strides made by American chetiH 1
lata in tin* 'iv situatinti. (lerniany ' i
supplied thc-o ciial ilvi . hft'irc tin wiir
Hllil Atlti'rti'H I' 'I tli'ifi- 11: 11 <7 Ii-Kt, ?H|
a yi tir f?ir tin pi ti 's 1 iila Airi-t
JI :i Iliafi'S -11 11 11 III' *:i 111 nil u'S
In!' Ilium needs and Is supplying otlii'r
na^itri's in lar^e iptant I ties as the
i \pnrts ii 11 ate.
In the early days of llilfi tin were
but seven eompanii s in Anier-a producing
colors. Today It is timnted
that there are about 1 ">?) concerns in
this 11 ii**.
Interested in Firearms.
When brother r?*t?irn???l from Sunday
school, mamma explained to him ttint
ho soon would ho old enough to -dug
!n tho vosrod oholr und probably would
bo accepted as ii mointior, If ho was a
good hoy. Sho emphasized tho niatfor
of deportment and said some who
were good and faithful in attendance
got to carry the cross In tho processional,
ciliers to carry flowrrs.
"I)o any of thorn onrry revolvers?"
little brother Inquired.
-1- - . -
OCTORS ABANDON i
HEADACHE TABLETS
THAI DEPRESS HEART
dopt Aspitone, the New Tablet
in Which All Heart Depressimr
nii-ilitiac V
^uuuuvo * * t V V UUIIIl'C
acted by Heart Toning Agents
Physicians and druggists who
tvo kept up with recent discovers
in medical science are now introtcing
to their patients and custom's
the now pain re.ieving tablet
lied Aspitone, which does not do
ess the heart and circulation. They
.plain iliat headaches and ncuralas
as well as colds and grippe an
ually attended by a fatigued heart
id circulation and that it is d.iti rous
at sucit times to use coal tar
uivativos. In fact they are da 111g
that all the coal tai derivative
*e positively dangerous. even t
rong hearts. They say that many
iddcn deaths have resulted t'roui
iking them and that there is no
inger any excuse for taking them
icept under the watchful care of a
iiysician.
It is explained that Aspitono iy
at a coal tar derivative, but is contused
of vegetable elements, which
'lieve the pain of headaches, neutlgia.
toothache, rheumatism
)lds, grippe, etc., at the same time
tpportlng the heart. It is pre-i
icted that Aspitone will take the
lace of the coal tar derivatives. Tim
roduct is new to this Slate, but
lay now he had at the Standard
rug Co. and at all leading drug
ores in all communities. Adv.
IARVFST FRPIM IIKinFR nPCAW
!.< > I.V I MWIII UIIULII UUk.nil
elp Has Been Proved of Such Value
in Industry That It Is Now Carefully
Gathered.
A pond deul has been written about
ie use of the seaweed. kelp, for the
roduetlon of potash, and a good deal
r extravagant dreaming has been tnulgcd
In. However, ttie kelp industry
us put itself on a solid and prosperjs
footing, and gold In the shape of
?e Indispensable potash Is being Intrusted
from the waters of the I'acilic.
lie cutters or harvesters are oeean>lna
boats aud stay out at sea all the
toe, while the barges carry the niac fited
kelp back to the wluirf, where It
pumped from the holds iuto ferenting
tanks. Foreign matter sm b
s bolts, nuts, etc., brought In with the
idp me removed by electromagnets
fore tlu' pumps are reached.
Harvesting consists In cutting the
Innt about six feet below the surface
r ttie wafer. It has actually been
?un?l that this treatment Improves the
rowth and stand of the beds to such
i extent that they may he cut over
!>out every 00 days. The area cut at
lev,-lit extend* froin Point Conception
ulli to the Mexican line.
I ! < pota*li ts all used for chemical
imposes. owl tig to it* uniipie purity,
ml there I* not enough of it to *upl\
this demand. The total <pmiitit> of
ie pin product Is not ^reat enough
. tic consider! d serioil*l> for tortili/.or
urpoxes. There are. however, a nutncr
of re*ldties produced coniainiiik'
otasli whh'h amount to ipiile a ton
*
Greatest Jackplane.
A i. a I lie * k'atiti' that the rurrdure
of the earth's stirfaee had to |>#
a ken into consideration In lt? eonitrtudifin,
is helm; hullt for the I'nit d
States army i* part of the program
or the "snlviitfe" of war waste, sayi
A'orld's Work. It Is a hinre olaiier
. Ml feet Innu, whh'tl !? til he USed ir
ho TniuiiifiK'ttiri* <>f trititinllr lathes
\ 1i."'li in tarn are for i si' in rli etiornous
reliiilnir" |>l:itit whioh the ord
uinoe ili'inirtiiii'iil is building Ir
"'ranee.
Fewer Students.
War nixl 'In- indnsirifs made mwi
*:iry liy war have had the IT ?-i ot
I ; !. '. 11 ir t In* siudi in liodios of Kn.:li~l
universities to mi rxii'Dt that will In
o ri"U? 111i < \mr. At 'In- I'nivorsdj
>f I'.irminchnm. olio of ttio most mod
r>m and pmtrrostdvo w?nts of Icitmlnff ii
Britain, whore wletitlftc trnlnintt i- t
s|'i lit. :i'; i*i" olmilos who re
in v. ! !.. ih . :. . I. Indor of >rl
r>t.. o iIn \ onr .v or. woo on.
English Coifing C.tn?isticti.
TCnffH^hroon, when their attention It
not . ii . ' 1o">
MSI ,,f I ||,r |l?' (.1 "(lOSIs
a f p.: ti . o itoo oi ' Mii
i i iv : tHIimmi UHMiif>< rs
II' 1 ilinlit 7 'JIMI.IMMI !, ills lll?> nill'lr I1SI
of nnn'liilly.
Ti f\ -J" > i'ts m Minn*
Tin* I'nl'fl S':i?fs l?nr< >u of mire*
hns rni'l m iin- <>f it-- officials wnrl uj
for three years on n set of rnlev ti
suggest for use where clertrleitv li
used in mines, and tin* work has beei
published f??r circulation among thorn
Interested.
Utilizing an Antipathy.
"Which are vmi ifoln' to ?lo?" askej
Meandering Mike, "work or fight?"
"T'rn koln' to start In." nnsweret
Plodding Pete, "by work In* a little
Dnt always makes me feel like fight Id'.'
THE LANCASTER
GUM TAKES PLACE OF WATER
Assuages Thirst, of Soldiers Fighting
in Country Where Liquid Was
Practically Unobtainable.
Of all the varied means of masticatory
stimulation which have been
resorted to by man In u 11 elimea and
ages the great American gum seems
least harmful and most helpful. That
there Is a physiological demand for
sortie masticatory stimulant, says the
New York Medical Journal, is shown
by the universality of the practice of
Chewing. Whether It be the tobacco of
the American Indian the betel nut <>f
the Hast, the slippery elm bark, the
tamarack and the sprue** gum of the
down-east Yankee, the s*?et gum of
?ii.> <i... ..i.i..i.. ... M..~?
cans, which. In its American adaptation.
becomes the great American
chewing gum. man has always fe.'t the
necessity of chewing something more
than his meals. That there is a pii'Ctic.illy
useful side for this habit r*
evidenced by the orders placed by tho
quartermaster of the United States
unity for IMMHl.tHtO packages of this
standard American dainty. We learn
from the war department that the
commanding olllcer of a Held artillery
regiment, about to embark, stated that
2">0 pounds of ch -winK gum would
take the place of hundreds of gallons
of drinking water when water was
most needed and least readily obtainable.
The American Ited Cross recently
cabled an order for chewing
gum for use In the reconquered territory
where the wells had been pois
oiled by the retreating Gerinuns.
YANKS DO THE "IMPOSSIBLE"
For First Time in History Stone
Houses Have Been Successfully
Moved in France.
DeelarinK that is the first time that
n Stone house tins hnon mnvml In
France, Sergeants Ahe Orlesner and
Mike Murphy of Company <* have recently
finished a Job of moving a portion
at runt ure and have set It down on
Its new site.
The French said It could not be done
und declared that the only way the
road could be cleared for the new line
of railway track would be to tear the
house down. But the servants with
their detail of fifteen men started to
work with Jacks and rollers and soon
had the house movltiK across the
fields. News of the fent spread and
the authorities sent n photographer
from the French Academy of Sciences
to record officially the stages of the
work.
The house was placed upon Its new
?!te without ? craek. It Is believed tlint
this demonstration of American ingenuity
wl'l save many stations along
the lines where the Yankee engineers
ar.> building additional trucks and
switching yards.?From the Splker
France.
New Surgical Battle Formation.
The French Aid Society for Wounded
Soldiers (Soclete Francnlse <le Se
rours mix niossos .Miutiilrnft) has dovlsod
n now typo of snririonl ninhuInnoo
whloh moots tho noodx iirNInc
dnrlnir nrtlve mllltnry nporntlons. Tlil?
ntnbulrinoo enn ho ndviinood nnd
niov.'il liiiok quiokly. hointr ossonthillj
rtlfToront from thoso in uso for sonir
months. Furthortnoro, It onnhlos thr
Mirironiis to rondor spoody, tmmodlntt
nnd oomph-to sorvloo to pntlonts wltti
PTtollSlVo WOlimN of till' Illor.lX. rthfhr
in< n <>r h<-:ol It oonsis|? nf n nutnlot
of hirito touts, ono corvinir us n snlh
rlo trlmro, n * nond for loon I ndmlnls
trntlnn, iinnthor for propnrinu t tif
woiirnf d for opornMon. n fourth f"i
rndioirniphy; nn oporntlnir tout, oon
n><tod with tho storilizor onmlon
whloh oont;iln?i two mitoi'hivos, nnd
fln.dly, tho ho^pltnlizntlon or wnrf
fonts. For triinsporf, tho wholo nut
ft' |s ojirrh d In two minimis or truoki
Hud two trnllorx.
Loeg Record of Work.
Miss .less!#' K. Cone of <!ranc1lle
M iss;., has worked for more thiin :ii
years larking Iftmps on drum* In tin
ftftinvllle drum shops, averaging
hoops i? dny. She ha* us^ij the sntiu
hummer nil the time mid has wort
out three handles in the work Afte
working from 0 n. in. until .V30 or (
in the evening, she yes home nn<
h> f.s her sister on the farm, when
til-sides milking the row ami doing oth
pi* work, sin- has raised 'J.'i huslo ls o
potatoes and has dried henna am
canned more than 70 Jars of vegeta
hies the last year.
British Air Uniform.
Ttrltlsh air ministry announce* I
London that a Unlit hluo uniform ha
l-i i n approved for ollieers. and airnie
of the royal air force. Some inoiith
li list < !- ? VII !??* 'too ....If* ...
mi Im? Kenerally provided. I>tit kind
uniform will shortly I?? available, im
will trrndually be replaced by blue tin
form.
When Mr.it Was Cheap.
The proprietor of "Sweets," an ol
New York Ki\er-dde n-stnurnnt thi
li;<L'oiie into bankruptcy, Ray*
"Wlien I came here, after the t'lvll wn
to help out my father, we used to con
and nerve tin- ttnesi steaks in the worl
for 0 cents ami make money on then
too."
Gas Masks for Horses.
The war department recently ni
nottnced that more than fVftOO r?
niasks for horses were belli# turned 01
daily hy the yas defense service at
that they are bclnjr shipped at once I
France for the use of the animals ei
ployed hy the American expedltloual
forces.
NEWS. LANCASTER. S. C.
I AM GLAD
PERU
Glad to Try Anything
'"Three years ago my systen
was In a terribly ran down eon
dltlon and I was broken out al
I over my body. I beRan to be wor
rted about my condition and
was if I n fl to tee ..I. I..I
would rrllfrr me. i'rruna wn
recommended to me its a flll?
blood remedy and tonic, and
soon found that It was worth]
of praise. A few bottles ebanaet
iny condition materially and In ?
short time I wn* all over in j
trouble. I owe my restoration ti
health and strength to I'eruna
1 ntu Kind to endorse It."
Sold flveryvvhere
.! 111 ?
THEIR TRIBUTE TO FIGHTER
Spontaneous Expressions of Admiration
From Colonials at Sight of
Gallant American Destroyer.
The next sunrise fount! us anchored
at the entrance to an Kugiish harhor.
Ahead and astern, as far as the eye
could reach, stretched u line of ships
waiting to carry fond Into Kiigland.
That is how Kngland is being starved
by Germany! And that is how the
British and American navies are doing
their work !
After several deeply loaded ships
had shot In past us we got our pilot
and Joined the procession. Hound out
In the opposite direction a powerful
destroyer of the latest type swept up.
three hlnck plumes trailing from her
I funnels and n great white hone in her
teeth. She was the very spirit of dash
and daring, with u ting*' of swank.
"I say, that's a tophole," "Look at
that," "Absolutely It," "Kipping," was
i chorused In the English of the Isles.
A big South African nudged me.
"Yank, look at that flag."
It was the Stars and Stripes.
More than all the speeches I had
! heard on the significance of this war
to the Anglo-Saxons meant the quick
glimpse of that flne ship under thnt
flag outward hound to defend the
. shores of England.
"Come on. Springboks, a good one
for the Yanks," yelled the big colonial,
and the men who had licked the (?er- |
mans tu Kmst Africa and who were
going to lick them In France roared
the Zulu war cry.?Gregory Mason In
Outlook.
Move Czar's Body Again.
A new ehnpfer to the travels of the
dead has been added hy the exhumn*
' j tlon and reinterment of the hody of
the former Kmperor Nleholas. Nn*
poleon's remains lay for nearly twen*
i fy years In St. Helena before removal
to the InvniMes. The body of Hnim>sefl
the threat lies In Cairo, his heart In
!': r?". . 'hrlstnpher Columbus. dead,
1 has traveled almost as far as the
I
I
| Lancasie
i m Kverv nWlicr of ;
1 rjj ill t lie ei Mlllt V who
* invited to join tli
illl Jissociilt loll prill
S l>\ improving tlie i
n US .MrinlM'iship in
" yj in I In- Sunt li < am
li?
<1 St*
ran A ulonn?1 >i 1?? A
Sf
L? riat ii>n and iim'IiiIk
it l adiat<?r cinldrni a
? * A n v olio wishing
" jfi i/.rd almnt daiinar
tfi < irni tir B. < ravcli,
7 aWRfgfflgfifiBfgfgg
TO ENDORSE
Was in a EilH
j Terribly
! Run Down
Condition
Wm! '
I MIm Rlcka I,r<?pold,
i 28S T,nvco <a? ??? '? mi
THE GROW
Robustness to ma
matter of habit, the ha
consistent use of
scorn i
The energizing proper
proved in thousands oi
/LJb The habit of using S<
ci? ct means 01 duik
ll nr weakness is a habit
\( Try Soott's Emui
ocuii ex. ium
-irinriri ri r-i nririnnf
IJUUQIJIJOiJIJIJMU
JOIN THE
r County A
A coAn/ifi AH
/ loouLiuiiun
i motor ciir or t rwek ;iik1 e\
is interested in ;iul?mtt?l?iIt*
e IiJim-asti r < 'oimty Aul<
narily designed to improve
. .. i .
? ?iH 1?.
llir local association al-o i
Una Slate A ut oniohi lc A >>
ssocial ion and the Nation
I'S arc cut it led to one copy
11< 1 subscript inn t<> 1 lie " Ai
[ tu join tile Jissociat inll, \
y b~>, may sreure desire
Kditor The Lancaster Nn
fiwawisawawifiwifiid
FRIDAY, JANUARY 3, 1919.
| Blondin's Feat Recalled.
In the whirligig of momentona
world events it in not atrange that
there should pass almost unnoticed a
few days ago the fifty-eighth anniversary
of Blondin'a exploit of croaaing
Niagara gorge on a four-inch
tight rope, a feat that still stands as
the acme of daring and nerve. One
of the thousands of spectators that
lined the river bank was the prince
of Wales, late King Kdward. This was
the first time anyone had crossed Niagara
gorge on n rope. Rlondln carried
a man on his shoulders on one
trip, wheeled a wheelbarrow over on a
second trip, and on a third trip car*
rted a stove on his balancing rod and
fixing It on the rope, cooked cakes and
threw them to people in small boats
below on the river. Hlondln was after
~~ j ward killed lu Paris.
|p He made a test In 18M). nnd In the
rw follow! n>; year successfully car,P
rled out his feat, October 10, 1800.
k, i
,(1 CITATION FOU liETTEltS OF AD,j.
I MIX ISTItATIOX.
id ' STATE OK SOUTH CAROLINA,
<>s County'of Lancaster.
n Uy J. 1). Stew man, Judge of Probate.
Whereas Alice Jones hath made
*n suit lo me to grant her Letters of
l>r Administration of the estate and cf<>r
fects of Van Jones.
These are. therefore, to cite and
1>n admonish all and singular the kin,dred
and creditors of the said de[ponuorl
flint thov )?n nnrl n nnon r l\n
Jforo me, in the Court of Probate, to
ho hold at Lancaster on fith Jan.,
1919. next, nftor publication tboroo?.
" at 11 o'clock in the forenoon, to
he show cause, if any they have, why
it, the said administration sluould not
a- bo erantod.
he Given under mv hand, this 20th
.1, day of Dec. Anno Domini 1918.
"l J. K. STRWMAN,
' 18 Prolate Judtre.
TH OF HABIT
my is almost entirely a
ibit of taking care and the
EMULSION
ties of Scott's have been
f homes nearly everywhere.
cott's regularly at trying periods
iing up strength and thwarting
well worth cultivating.
lsion for Increased Strength.
IC, LivrviauviUt XT. J? 19*13
utomobile |
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mtv man niul woman r 3
s
s and liood roads arc r 1
?111?d >ilc Assi M*ia1 i< ?n. r 3
in??t<.i i11la < ??Ii<Iitions q3
i
. i.. i . i i
ihiimhs 111< Him rsi 111 > JJji
inciatinii, the Aim ri- in
al A liti>1110I>iIc A - ih
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in i in* I > 111 < *
ii<*ri<*<(i) M otorist. L Sj
$
\liic h will !><? oriiMii11
information from Lc
' Soc'y bJederkranz. Miss I^oopold's
) letter opposite conveys in no uncertain
way the gratitude she
feels for i'cruna.
I.lqnld ntid Tablet Form
Fish-Skin Shoes.
At the recent exposition of tt
clietnlcnl Industries at "New York thei
was nn Interesting exhibit of letithi
tnnde from the skin of tlslies, shnr
porpoise anil tuna fish, which showt
It to he as full of good qualities i
leather made from the skins of at
tnals.
Scientists of the Pratt Institute at
the I'nlted States bureau of tlsheri
have been experimenting with tlsh sk
us a substitute for leather, and 11
raw hide of shark* and porpoises t
ready Is In commercial use. Porpol:
skin rn/.or strops have been used f
yenrt?. and other kinds or tl*h leath
would have been on the market loi
ngo, the scientists any. had It not be<
that there was an abundance of re
leather.
Fined for Throwing Klsse*.
Three voung men were fined $
each In Worcester, Mas*., for dlstur
Ing the pence, on complaint of tl
management of a carpet factory tht
by throwing kisses to the girls ei
ployed In the mills, they dlstrncted tl
attention of the girl* from their wor
o that they fell short of 100 per ce
efliclency.