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- BUI ^'BBHBMP ^i=j^=jRHuBpH mammSm This edition of File 13 marks the 24th and final column of this kind for the remainder of eternity. We've taken some good-natured stabs at the parking situation, General ~ ?: _: _ *?a - uihuico, uunudisiruiurs, cuucnes, eating places on campus, recommended college courses to take, George Rogers, the local bookstores and many others and we hope during the course of the writings that some people have found their sense of humor (or lack of it). It is only fitting that the "Final File" be dedicated to our production staff the backbone of the newspaper. Production staffs are notorious for having the lowest, unintelligent, underpaid, overworked, worthless, crass bunch of characters with the scruples of apathetic, whiskey-guzzling winos. The Gamecock production statt is a little bit different. They're worse. It is inconceivable how eight of the most despicable characters ever assembled on God's earth could all unite in one place but it goes on all the time and the sad part is that it Writers Ser from page 11 GECKLE FELT that part autographed of the problem was that something sr*v 0 ~l students don't read in as much a kid general and have not read buy the books anything by the writer who is to autograph it speaking in particular, believe is that Geckle feels however that college I saw this should not be a deterrent and William Ft to attendance because part and I didn'i of the function of the series is autographs." to get students interested in For students new writers. Geckle also attend the t added that having an writers serie Graduation is May 1 mSOUTHE^ !" ...to talk with someone who caies m Problem pregnancy counseling Abortion counseling and services v?> Free pregnancy & birth control service Trained counselors Speakers tor school & civic groups Abortion counseling & services 1"Confidential Contact Wit, Someone Who Cares" 254 4368 24 1 6 1 4 Two Notch Rd. Answei /dfT btjNDgggfe happens in the production of our newspaper. Every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday they stagger in, each bumping into a desk and falling down. Then, with the $56 K-Mart stereo blasting Slim Whitman, they go about their business ? of screwing up. It's bad enough when they try to make up vulgar headlines and draw mustaches on all the picture faces we print, but they will deliberately try to get the paper into lawsuits by printing fictitious stories about USC administrators. THEIK NAMES should not even be listed but in order to place the blame fully, they are: Bill, Mark, Fenton, Pat, Wanda, Ann, Kathv anH If thpv ennnr) nhnnvinnc that's because they are. It makes the whole third floor of Russell House shudder when one of them stumblesintothe den of iniquity otherwise known as "the production room." Each one of them is twisted. Bill, suprvncnrJlir fhn n??r ? ifiAM puovuijr pi i uv nuii inaiia^ci , spcuua no spare time printing up pictures of himself in hopes that one urthem will turn out good. ies in retros\ book is portunity to meet such cial. "I'm just writers as Joseph Heller and as anybody. I Kurt Vonnegut, and jourand get them nalist Tom Wolfe was . What I can't missed. when I was in As for the future, Geckle Robert Frost mentioned the possibility winner speak t get their ; who didn't wo previous * s, the oi)6 *> ? _ < . ? ! 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