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TRAGEDY OF MACGUIKE, PART Dramatis Personae: Macguire, thane of Hoop Donnie Macwalsh, vice-thane of Hoc Ben Jobson, a lord Greed Macblot, a lord Solemn Macblot, the Bad Guy Markedly Macdentist, his vassal The Board The Team A College President Chorus (The Student Body) ACT THREE (Enter Macguire and Donnie Macwi Macwalsh: Dear coach, you must ki Fair golden Denver beckons from tfc And I must follow what my fate deer Full well I know how well you've tau inanus oe tor making me vice-tnaru But to pastures new I went my way To shepherd greater pros, and makt Macguire: I am not deaf unto the ca For once I too was drawn unto the N Whereto I coached the Stilt and mad So go in grace, Macwalsh, and know Will miss you but do understand you Macwalsh: Many thanks, good coac (Exit) Macguire . Now I must pick One of my lords to fill the place left i by fair Macwalsh's leaving hence ai t 11 r* r _ l ; _ a. l l_ _ii L.ei s see: nen jouson is me ueuer n For greed Macblot wants only all th Servant, fetch my lords unto my sig (Ben Jobson and Greed Macblot ent Good lords, you know that fair Mac> And now I must make one of you Vic Ben Jobson, here I give you this goo For well you serve, and many skills Macblot (aside) : I'll to my father S< I shall not let this creep pass over m Although his name be praised in all My father has the pow'r to kick him ACT FOUR (The Board Room) Solemn Macblot: Hear me, fair Boa o f rof TV/f onrfi lirn AfrnrlAnlrn/^ tr?t? c t a iict v i at lvia^guii c uvti iv/uacu inj My beloved heir, to give the vice-the To swarthy Ethiop Jobson, as you ki Let's not act slowly; let's give Fran before he makes my son the water-t Markedly Macdentist: Perhaps yoi For verily, the public will be pissed Tf fair Mflpjjuirp pannwl k fnr cnrp Dear Solemn, if you would do your j And leave the University to us, Perhaps you could improve this cru Macblot: Hie on thee! Hence and be For know you not that your job I cor Now fire Frank or ready to face the Of Solemn Macblot, King of Carolin MM * | |g p IR | I? 1801 Mi S3 HHSHB Colum g%J IHHHS Teli " I _ II >p alsh) low why I do this thing ; le North ees, ight me here, eanon i more cash. 11 you hear, orth lea mint; that I ir trek. h. /oid mon. nan, efame, ht. :er) valsh has left, re-thane. d title, bestow. )lemn hence anon, e. the land, out. rd, for I must say my piece; 3n, inejob now. k the axe, >oy. lr boy knows not of what he does, l ob, iddy state. >0nnp vaccal Irnavpl ltrol? wrath a! See Left Hand, page 11 nMBManMMwnaBHBMn mmmk % feSMfeSISKS fell : wSf- . && l- - * v <> '$>?<: MppwSw 1 Cenfrn *in Street/Jefferson Square t_ _ r* /> ? <*<**#?? oui, oouin Carolina zvzui ephone: (803) 779-8325 REDKEN Dudley Mooi As far as acting goes, Bo Derek makes a smashing debut as Jenny, depicting both the icy and the fiery sides of the character's off-and-on personality. Andrews is also effective, though she's more-thanslightly miscast as the bitchy (and often braless) Sam. TtU If U ? ? ? 1 I 1 J ? 11 3 inwre, I1UWCVCI , WHO IlUlUd the film together and who generates a full 90 percent of the picture's laughs. This role, coupled with his outstanding supporting performance in Colin Higgins' Foul Play last year, brings Moore to the forefront of Hollywood comedy and gives the impression uiat uc vvuiu vy vii uuvuint uic iicai Peter Sellers if the right roles continue to come his way. J"- E.IifcT?Tli MARLON BRAN! ftgSTWICTKP j|j? uno(h ij mouirfs accompanying TPPU fmtn oYaouit guardian ' C urli IAf LAUUOIV^i I re With the exceptions of Manhattan and Starting Over (which are also the best films in general).Ten is the best comedy of ?n- - I?"J ?_? cim ii s aiso Eiuwarus ucoi mm u? several years and shouldn't be missed by anyone. i International He I ?SPEC Pane B ;i 3 p.m. until 1 1 p.m. ^ with this coupon (AIIYou( I Expires Friday, Oct. 12 J103I Assembly Streci I 765-U3U0 amppff' [MBOftiTpTvS^Pf^^Bfi jfiSB? ?>< SH^g DO ROBERT DUVALL MARTIN SIFREDERIC FORREST ALBI LARRY FISHBl INI COLOR? doil DOLBY STEREO |"* I DOOGUBvern^BO" use of Pancakes | 2IAL? !i I akes I Can Eat) $1.19 II I _ '1 t 4167 Devine Street 782-0646 F| an mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm q QHH IEEN?APOCALYPSE NOW ? r % i > i a > ? ^ LKI HALL bAM BUI IUMS JRNF. a* DENNIS HOPPER w HJ OCT 12