The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 08, 1979, Page Page 10, Image 10
TRAGEDY OF MACGUIKE, PART
Dramatis Personae:
Macguire, thane of Hoop
Donnie Macwalsh, vice-thane of Hoc
Ben Jobson, a lord
Greed Macblot, a lord
Solemn Macblot, the Bad Guy
Markedly Macdentist, his vassal
The Board
The Team
A College President
Chorus (The Student Body)
ACT THREE
(Enter Macguire and Donnie Macwi
Macwalsh: Dear coach, you must ki
Fair golden Denver beckons from tfc
And I must follow what my fate deer
Full well I know how well you've tau
inanus oe tor making me vice-tnaru
But to pastures new I went my way
To shepherd greater pros, and makt
Macguire: I am not deaf unto the ca
For once I too was drawn unto the N
Whereto I coached the Stilt and mad
So go in grace, Macwalsh, and know
Will miss you but do understand you
Macwalsh: Many thanks, good coac
(Exit)
Macguire . Now I must pick
One of my lords to fill the place left i
by fair Macwalsh's leaving hence ai
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For greed Macblot wants only all th
Servant, fetch my lords unto my sig
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Good lords, you know that fair Mac>
And now I must make one of you Vic
Ben Jobson, here I give you this goo
For well you serve, and many skills
Macblot (aside) : I'll to my father S<
I shall not let this creep pass over m
Although his name be praised in all
My father has the pow'r to kick him
ACT FOUR
(The Board Room)
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My beloved heir, to give the vice-the
To swarthy Ethiop Jobson, as you ki
Let's not act slowly; let's give Fran
before he makes my son the water-t
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For verily, the public will be pissed
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Dear Solemn, if you would do your j
And leave the University to us,
Perhaps you could improve this cru
Macblot: Hie on thee! Hence and be
For know you not that your job I cor
Now fire Frank or ready to face the
Of Solemn Macblot, King of Carolin
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