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g gort meddling end of ar Jr with 'Fre' could be intolerabl 9e d ignoranca WAIT: ...0FRE ***sop ...JUNI Leave your winter clo Storage vault for the su plus usual cleaning chai stuff in a large box. storage for your other Nothing to pay until fal our big cold storage va LAUNDRY 8 Main at Blossom - A From the New Men ( .(Author of "I Was a T Loves of AMONG MY E My favorite cousin, Mandolin Glebe boy, has just started college. Toda, which I will reprint here because I I are so much like your own. Mandc Dear Mandolin (he thinks my nI I see by the college paper that yc Marlboro Cigarettes. I think 1lar arettes with real nice tobacco and I want to tell you why I don't snol It all started the very first day I walking across the campus, swinging ing traditional airs like Blue Tail figuration, when all of a sudden I ra looking fellow with a monogram on h me was I a freshman. I said yes. I be a BMOC and the envy of all the said the only way to make these keel a fraternity. Fortunately he happe with him, so he pricked my thumb a me the name of the fraternity or wh pose I'll find out when I go active. Meanwhile this fellow comes aro -.4 the dues, which are $100, plus a $10 meeting, plus a $5 assessment to bu: late, beloved beagle who was the fra I have never regretted joining tI my dearest wish to be a BMOC a crowd, but you can see that it is noi , le ttehuei o' nwbad if I slept at the frat house, but 3 I have rented a roomn which is fl give, but it is not at all the kind of wanted someplace reasonably p rice within easy walking distance of clas and San Francisco and New York. WV in the home of a local costermnonger and uncomfortable-and I don't ev 7 a.m. when my landlord goes out to Well anyhow, I got settled and the was to look for a girl. And I found h beautiful creature standing just undlel ing 385 pounds. I first spied her les the Founder, dozing lightly. I talk< without effect. Only when I mnention< milky little eyes opened, she raised nape, and carried me to a chic Fr Clipjoint where she consumed, ac.cc her own weight in chateaubriand. After dinner she lapsed into a torf rouse her, no matter how I tried. fork, I pinched her great pendulous my cordluroy pants together. But ni I slang her over my shoulder and cam slip>ping several dliscs in the p)rocess. Fortunately, medical care for studlI college infirmary. All I had to pa~y X-ray,s, anaesthesia, forceps, hemost towels, amortization, andl nurses. 'l let me keep the nurses. So, dlear cousin, it is lack of fund that is keeping me from Marlbor Marlboros with their fine blend of pure white Selectrate filter and thei top box. Well, I must close now. My pen afford another. Keep) 'em flying. Yr. cousin Man The hearts of thue makers of Mar11 dolin-and to poor anyone else wJ An. clgar.attee--available in all 5O The whole idea's dangerous! All Ideas Whyg, 6noke worth as e will contaminate dangera all mankind! IHMEN HOMORES IORS thes in our Cold mmer. Just $4.95 ge for all you can Also use hanging woolens and furs. I. Stop by and see Lit. CLEANERS ross the Street s Dormitories Cn-age Dwarf", "The Many Dobie Gillis", etc.) INFOLK a sweet, unspoiled country y I got a letter from him cnow Mlandolin's problems lin writes: inc is Mandolin too), u are writing a column for lhoros are jim-dandy cig Sginger-peachy filter, and ,e them. arrived at college. I was my paper valise and sing Vly and Death and Trans n into this here collegiate is breast pocket. He asked e asked me did I want to in crowd. I said yes. He i things happen was to join med to have a pledge card nd I signed. He didn't tell are it is located, but I sup md every week to collect line for missing the weekly Sa headstone for Spot, the ternity mascot. e fraternity, because it is ad the envy of all the in cheap. It wouldn't be so ou must agree that I can't 'ere the house is. it only grotesquely expen room I was looking for. I :1, clean, comfortable, and ses, the shopping district, hat I found was a bedroom which is dingy, expensive, en get to use the bed till mnong his costers. next thing I did, naturally, r. Harriet, her name is, a seven feet igh and weigh ning against the statue of d to her for several hours d dinner did she stir. Her a brawny arm, seized my ench restaurant called Le rding to my calculations, or from which I could not banged my glass with a owls, I rubbed the legs of >thing worked, and finally ried her to the girls dorm, mnts is provided free at the or were a few extras, like its, scalpels, catgut, linen, hey would not, however, q, not lack of enthusiasm, Cigarettes--dear, good choice tobaccos and their r soft pack and their flip il is wore out and I can't lolin Glebe oro go out to poor Man mo la missing out on our of these U]nited State. 6eih! Ahe Wu see, Of I hope -ven g have e Jou're conceived a S! burned practical at the application 4or stake! 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Go A.FO.T.S Foc ffcrbeoe/aya4 it/ors/o Asa7i oc itt eo e th eopc hae nog whil yo/gt FROT-"nlg ftef ) th irtann spnosoe f #msinte eerhadd -ih no wer op a epr >te iewa fyurewti graml i llsil f i cin e Uiss Air F .O.C Fraterniti Give Resi KAPPA DELTA Kappa Delta has recently electec he following new officers for 1963 President, Peggy Fretwell; Vice resident, Harriett LaBorde; Sec etary, Cynthia O'Dell; Treasurer dartha Scoville; Editor, Libb: eeples; Membership Chairmar olly Richardson; and Assistan 'reasurer, Jane Wands. The following four girls wer ledged during S p r i n g Rush laine Outzs, Mimi Montgomery ;-ry Friar, and Martha Cox. The new officers of the pledge lass are as follows: President ary Friar; Vice-President, Joni iewitt, Secretary, Martha Cox; an< 'reasurer, Cathy Hart. PI BETA PHI As a spring project Pi Beta Ph orority will visit the Pi Beta Ph ettlement School in Gatlinburg 'ennessee. Plans are underway to visit the chool the weekend of May 3-5 pproximately 28 girls will go t< 'Are you a one pat or a two V-7 keeps your hair neat al Naturally. V-7. is the greaseless g with V-7 fights embarrassing dandr your hair neat all day without greas r so from now. ifficer, you'll be a leader on earn, serving your country ying headstart on the tech iture. The U.S. Air Force the world's most advanced velopment programs - and of it. '10 days of graduation, get on OTS from the Profeso es And So ime OfA Gatlinburg. The sorority has char tered a bus for the trip. Pi Phi founded the settlement school as a national project in 1912. Since then, much work has been done to educate mountain children in the Gatlinburg area. In addition to education, the school provides medical care, and is concerned with preserving mountain arts and crafts. In recognition of the fiftieth an niversary, the Smithsonian Insti tute exhibited craft work from the school. A portion of the work was kept for permanent exhibition in the institute. Pi Phi recently initiated its new members. Thirteen girls of the fall pledge class were eligible for initia tion. The new actives are Stephanie Adair, Rose Begg, Brenda Bell, Linda Cannon, Tinx Cushman, Suz anne Henderson, Racheal Johnston. Sara Jones Anderson, Glenn Mill sap, Pat Rossle, Cherry Taylor, Jo Whaley, and Judy Williams. at man? Vitatis with day without grease. Doming discovery. Vitalis? if, prevents dryness, keeps Try Vitalis with V-7 today! Cornell Arms Bring I.D. Card For Special Prices DAVUa / free 3-lettei avalon's pi drip-dry Dac roll-sleeve 14. rorities tivities LAMBDA CHI Epsilon Psi Zeta of Lambda Chi Alpha recently initiated five men into the local chapter. Initiated on January 13, 1963 were the fol lowing: William J. Lawther, White Plains, N. Y.; Hugh S. Bozeman, Charleston, S. C.; and William K. Whitworth, Thousand Oaks, Cali fornia. On March 9, 1963 two men were initiated: Gordon Harrison, St. Sim on's Island, Ga.; and Robert D. Kroeger, McKeesport, Pa. Epsilon Psi Zeta of Lambda Chi Alpha held its Spring elections at its March 11, 1963 meeting. Offi :ers elected for the 1963-1964 year are: President, Wendell Wilson, Taylors, S. C.; Vice-President, Larry Orr, Florence, S. C.; Secre tary, .Jack Langley, N. Augusta. S. C.; Treasurer, Sonny Carter, Florence. S. C.; Ritualist, Jim Perakis, Peabody, Mass.; Social "hairn.an, Skip Copp, Galion, Ohio; Rush Chairman, M i k e Mallison, Pottstown, P a. ; Pledgemaster, Hugh Bozeman, Charleston, S. C. Dr. Edward F. Nolan, of the De partment of English, U.S.C., was reappointed chancellor and advisor to the chapter. At the meeting of March 18. 1963, Dr. Nolan officially installed the new officers. Outgoing presi dent, Roger Chastain, presented president-elect Wilson the gavel of office; the meeting was closed with President Wilson presiding. DELTA SIGMA PI Delta Sigma Pi, international Business Fraternity, pledged 25 boys after spring semester rush. The new pledges of Zeta chapter are K e i t h Self, Doug Cauthen, Bernard Bugg; Robert Wade, Stan Applebaum, Guy Sorrell, David Levine, Paul Tabor, Max Hellman, Charles Altman, Harold Godshall, Frank Gause, Con Whitman, Mike Strange, James Rauton, Dan See gar, Bill Mitchum, George Lourey, Larry Hyatt, Ed Bowen, Sandy Sagum. David Underwood, Steve F orster, Joe Watkins, and Terry Nancock. The D(ha Sigma Pi house ioc:td on College Street. where a party will be held on March 23. Beauty Salon Phone AL 3-0432 ON'S monogram oportioned ron*-n-cotton shirtdress 98