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North Choppy Patterson, a 6-0 junior guard, will he shooting his failnons f .iun11p shot fonlight and loomorrow, trying to helpo the Tigers defeat INC and N. C. State. Panerson wis the lIeadinig scorer for Clen. si last year, averaging 16.4 points I per game. (Author of "I Was a'I Loves of L "THE SLOW Illustrated below is the membershil fraternity called Signa PhI Nothinj and get this hideous membership take a pair of scissors and cut out to your dickey. Let me hasten to state that I do Signa Phi Nothing. The only thing is Marlboro cigarettes, as any hoi filtered cigarette with an unfiltere< back and enjoy a full-flavored smo by a choice of soft pack or flip-top week for writing this column. It is difficult to think of any i Signa Phi Nothing. Some peopl< nature; if you are one such I must I of bet ter organizations than Signa] the Mafia, for exampllle. But if you should1( join Signa Pl several warnings. First off, it is th< girls. Second, there is no pledge p mediately goes active. Perhuaps "i term ; there are no meetings, no dI not gaines, no0 dlues, no gripl, andI 1< The only thing Signa Phi Nothii hiave is a fraternity hymn. In fact to a recent meeting of the national whom attendedl). T1he first hymn g iotcha, boo p-boop-a-doop, M!other's making blubber soup. The second hymn is considerabl; A Guernscy's a cowo, A road is a lane, Wl'hen you're eating choto, Remnember the meinl Pending tihe next meeting of the which will never be held, members hymn. Or, for that matter, ,Stardus Perhaps you are asking why ther as Signa Phi Nothing. I will give with which you cannot possibly Jills a well-needed gap. Are you suffering from mnental your thinking? Is ambition eneroa Are your long-cherished misapprel sea of facts? In short, has educati< If so, congratulations. But tell t to itmke an occasional visit back to were not so wise and1( comnposed( were, iln fact, nuttier than a fruitca If you pine for those old familit vapors, join Signa Phi Nothing miomienit, your acin(tanceJllO with fl antd, by ( eorge, we deliver it I . . We, tihe makers of Marlboro, prom we thinmk you'll t hink we <telleer 11 from our new un flitcred king-size Welcome aboard i South Staii Niewierowski, a 6-5 senior arward, will be one of the mainl tays in N. C. State's offei.e to ight whei the Wolfpiaek takes on :lemntl College at 7:30. H1e is ie Captainl of the club, and aver ged 6.3 poits per game last year. RP4 Mugchulim "een-age Dwarf", "The Many lobie Gillis", etc.) RUSH" pin of a brand-new national . To join Signa Phi Nothing pin absolutely free, simply the illustration and paste it not recommend your joining I recommend in this column icst man would who likes a I taste, who yearns to settle ke, whose heart is quickened box and who gets paid every 'eason why you should join h, of course, are joiners iy eii you there are aniy number ~hi Nothing for you to join 1i Nothing, let me give you 3 only fraternity that admits 2riodl; e*ach new mfembIer im naLctive" is a more accuraite ~es, nO0 camp~aigns, no sp)orts, > house. g has that other fraternities two hymns were submitted 9 b oard of directors (none of oes: ~longer: national b)oard of dlirectors, are authorized to sing either 1. e shlold( be such a fraternit y you an answer-an answer lisagree: Signa Phij Nothing health? Is logic distorting ching on your native sloth? iensons retreating before aI mn caught up with you? he truth-wouldn't you like the good old days when you mnd industrious-when you ke? r miasms, those dear, dead andi renew, for a fleeting itility. We promise nothimng, 0 1961 Ma Bhul1m.aa niise smoking pleasure and -both from Marlboro and Philip Morris Commande. Dou Art Wiimnat, a 6-5 ceetr for lhe Gauecock,. will he hlattling lhe in-1 m11 1o ifh.111t anid tomorrow iin 1:harl1-41114. NXhi-.nant1, h lest 14 mn n the fir"t five. carries 4arly ill of the r.en)nling lo.d4 for tie Surrounded 3000. 6 80CM. 141 GERVA/S $7~ ONE DAY STA-N Exclusi * Impala V8 Conver .18 JET- SM( CHEVRO than comi models!!! Every one of the 18 Che' here is priced lower th competitive models.* Pro It Is to fit a Chevy into yc every model gives you smooth ride and dozens of other engineering and styling advantages you can't find In anything else selling at anywhere near the money. *Based on a comparison< suggested retail prices (includi models with 1 18 inch wheeltba Parkrwood V8 4 Door 6 Passenj * Se thw new C'is lehead % A th Is York Laarem-, considered onie ofm the hetter play ers lin the AC:C, goes Cc intlo tonlighl.4ltf-% net inl hopes% of - weainlg np1 Withi cohlorl.. to try aklf defeat the4 Gamwewks, %ho dlo"ned4 them 89-81 inl their la.-I outing. Lamre- is niow being eclebrated its apotntial All-Amiericani.p by SUNSHINE! h, Ah NoWS& A ME '4Of(iLD ! MA5 ar ti 7p eare byb SERVICE ',,,, Lt . . . Use thie location 4 vely at most convenient at ~ ~ 6 Vfte%tli IInrIII Vt byWUNHIN )OTH LET etitive i lcaio v.yat moomparaenble lbeimpala V8 2SDo Bel Air V8 2 Do Biscayne V8 2 0 roesyuee Nomad Six 4 Door 9 Passe Chevy's Jet Nomad V8 4 Door 6 Passi C'HIEt ROI.E T nig Federal tax) tor* eraoeParkwood S x 4 Door 6 Pas 'er Station wagon Brookwood Six 4 Door 6 Pas evirolet carsL Iwn-v (nri'ners nnd itw nmei er Op( UNC Best _n League,'J says Bones WI hen most people think of the e tlaltic Coast Conference's great t1 isketball teains, they think first the I 1956-57 North Carolina am that won :2 straight games id the national chamIllpionship. This year's Tar I feel team,! n-d oil NCA A probation he use of recruiting irregularities, n't win the national title, and on't even p I a y in the ACC urnament in which the champion determ ined. But Coach Bones MeKinney 0)Iml Wake Forest said after thel i- I feels had handed his club al -78 licking last Saturday. "This ay bi the lest basketball team p Atlatic Cot a' 'ast Conference er had." p With this victory, the Tar Ievis I oved u) to second place in the l 11ference, replacing the Deacons. 1 le North Carolinians are now . 2 ill the ACC. I. The Deacons, Who are 9-3 in mIference play, moved (own three aCes firom t lie top position, hieh is lewleaI i) by third liked Duke. The Blue Devils, ho have a 1.-1 ACC record, have -en( defeated in tle colnference ily by N. C. State. The Wolfpack, sporting a 5-5 cord in conference play, holds >wn the fourth position. Coach Cerett (ase h a s always pro iced winners at this institution, Id they could colle out in tile C tollrlallenlt. Fifth position is held by Clem- It m, :-u ill the ACC. The Tigers ive defeated Carolina, Maryland, T Id State. Marylaiid takes the sixth posi- I on with a 3-7 record, followed the Gamecocks, with a 2-8, anding. Virginia holds down the ' !llar spot with their 2-9 record. Tonight, the N o r t h - South olblelleader' at Charlotte be veen Northi Carolina. Carolinia, M11e. and Clemson are only un's inifg laIed I coceri'ng ('C teamis. Tomiorrow night, the D)ouble 'ader' re'eivecs tolp bill ing, while 'ake F'orest and VilIlanova meet Greiensboro, North Carolina. rginia Tfechl entertains Virginia; uike goes to Navy, and George ashinlgton plays host to .\ary ndl. ri Sedanmp ~r Sedan BelA r Sedan Biscayr d Sedan Nomad V8 4Doo n er Stat on Wagon Nomad S x 4 Doc nlger Statr ago Parkwood S x 4 Oc ,enger Station Wagon ParkwoodJ V8 4 Oc senige Stt r Wagon Brookwood V8 4.0 Corteat li)nr IncaI anthnrizd Ci ./S T ( UJNC Out F Weet Gameo 1y1 CARROLL GRAY Assistant Sports Editor North carolina, C,lemon, N. C ate and South Carolina will con nitrate their etimity and vent (.ir. wrath Upoln each other today d1 tomlor-row at the Charlottl liseum during the third annual rth-South Double-header. In Golf Coach Walt Hambrick as announced that all buys in erested in coming out for the olf team should see him in his ffice. Room 108, Field House, 1onday night at 7:30. Those k-ho can't he there get in touch vith him by either phoning or ecing him personally. ACC Parade aer, Schlool Games Pts. Avg. appell, W-F 19 462 2,1.: .ylian. DukV 19 451; 24.0 re.S41. UNC 19 140 23.2 '. UN(C 19 409 21.5 (Uinttan1o. Va. 20 411 20.1 eker. W-F 21 412 1').6 hisniauit. USC 19 366 19.3 ttersonl. Clem. 20 361 18.1 aRId. USC 19 268 14.1 e'w'ski. NCS 17 2%8 14.01 niugkin. Duke 19 265 1:3. I irt, W-F 20 275 13.81 Sttefan), NCS 19 259 13.6 I hison, USC 19 :1356 13.5 ishrouch, Va. 20 263 13.2 ixwell. Clem. 20 251 12.7 dhaffey, Clem. 20 242 12.7 irt, Duke 19 242 12.7 'lleher, Md. 19 239 12.6 Donald, Md. 19 239 12.6 stler. Duke 19 229 12.1 bilnsol, USC 19 229 12.1 TEAM SCORING am A%g. Avg.i ake Forest 81.1 75.8 ike 80.6 68.6 >th Carolina 77.9 66.7 C. State 77.7 73.6, ut0h Carolina 77.4 84.4 rginlia 72.1 85.7 emsn (65.1 70.1 ar'ylaid 65.0 1.5 The Student Council Com itittee on Intramurals an tounced recently that they are naking plans to sponsor a car let golf tournament about dlarch 15. This tournament will w held at th(' Putt -Putt ('arpet iolf course, and the rules that I pplijed toi last year's tourney w ill probably apiply to this one rIso. V8 Sport Coupe V8 4 Door Sedan V8 4 Door Sedan 9 Passenger Station Wagon 6 Passenger Stat on Wagon r 9 Passenger Station Wagon r9 Passenger Station Wagon 6 Passenger Station Wagon amriet dAlenis ight or Blood! -ocks At 9 :er ) in l li- event las4 inceased ~ili-e its iniauguirationi atol ai crowdVi >A rivar-ly 2101n0 enthusmasts is inticipated this y"ar. for the two lay event. The ti glteninlg of the NC i rce in the past ten days la several s pectac u la r upsets kjdds greatl. to tile classi('. A fortnight ago. North Ca ro ina %as tle proud possessor of a atiotial ranking of third place. hen they stopped off at Colum1 >ia fori a "breather." After a -atiher dem1oralizing evening for le Tarliels. they limped back to >Ur sister state licking battle (ls of th shirt end of an 89-81 o:test witi the nation's seven vent h veai. The University of ;u h ( a iol ii a. The ( a rmecoc-ks, ho.ir1 (,gf bI'mSt.ed. dowined the T;ai l I ( -rapins the follow nr . atur,day. (4-61. Clems,)n. a notorious hot-and o4d u1111i11lt. '4ot hot last Friday 1Wht, as the Titers cbased the u(ki-. 14a1 i nIIs f r o iml the COne l, 7. The will upped Clem ol to fifthi place in the conference di dir-opped l1aryland to sixth. N. C. Stat. regarded by many 15 t h- "sleeper" of t h e ACC, Ade-d fuel tio that spark byl nip )Inu thiid-ranked I luke 71 -69. The vin allowed State to remain in he ACC first division and in ilgh cotton they do roam. (The amily of N. C. hasketballers seem 'lt to let any outsider in heifr vlect group. thie first four wing D>uke. North Catolina, Wake oest, an u State in that order,.) Wake Fotest, in a tailspin for he pat t w evks. has IIead oa i l.eev. - tIes" NIl i nney iinking imr th ian his daily Iuta of Pep-i> la case per day). he ll eacons haven' been able to Iuy anything like a win since the ;am11ecOCks scared themi two weeks g( liere in Coluihia. Maryland, uke, and North Carolina hum ded tie once pioud Deacons in he aforlest ated ord(er. (llson and State kickoff the 'ujr-gamie p Mgram Friday night il 7::;. Tle second game of the Vening finds another battle of he (arohas. U NC and USC re f in th' interestitg re mat.h. merrysn-- enlnges part N. SPE (Itiue d from page 61) 5 in a .-zin:g caiuse Sigm-na Nui -an rougihihd over thie Phii Sig.s limi Moor 'ti n fir the w inniers. Zon- 12 w\on its second game ltfeaiting Zine 2 :t4 to 24. Conley [a vyor ha in fir the winners -as Larry Th.mas scoredi 12 for the users. The 1KA.s trounied hlappaf 7: -~ 4 1o4.) as- oldl-tluner Flynn .i'>ely by Hl~ i 'te with 14. Lini wy bage 12 fir l\::lpa Sig. Tie likas kept t her sttrea going with 5-; vi-tor lv ier lie Phi Eps. oung hatrci r ith 1; atid Wiood iml wvithI 1,; ld P4i K A. as Lipman's .1 pioi ints werel hi gh for Phi E-2p. "CHEYENNE" and "MAVERICK" ...Together In a ROUGH, TOUGH and ROWDY HE-MAN ADVENTURE! a WARWESCOPE e LATE SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT Also Starts Sunday CARO INA THEATR