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North
Choppy Patterson, a 6-0 junior
guard, will he shooting his failnons f
.iun11p shot fonlight and loomorrow,
trying to helpo the Tigers defeat
INC and N. C. State. Panerson
wis the lIeadinig scorer for Clen.
si last year, averaging 16.4 points I
per game.
(Author of "I Was a'I
Loves of L
"THE SLOW
Illustrated below is the membershil
fraternity called Signa PhI Nothinj
and get this hideous membership
take a pair of scissors and cut out
to your dickey.
Let me hasten to state that I do
Signa Phi Nothing. The only thing
is Marlboro cigarettes, as any hoi
filtered cigarette with an unfiltere<
back and enjoy a full-flavored smo
by a choice of soft pack or flip-top
week for writing this column.
It is difficult to think of any i
Signa Phi Nothing. Some peopl<
nature; if you are one such I must I
of bet ter organizations than Signa]
the Mafia, for exampllle.
But if you should1( join Signa Pl
several warnings. First off, it is th<
girls. Second, there is no pledge p
mediately goes active. Perhuaps "i
term ; there are no meetings, no dI
not gaines, no0 dlues, no gripl, andI 1<
The only thing Signa Phi Nothii
hiave is a fraternity hymn. In fact
to a recent meeting of the national
whom attendedl). T1he first hymn g
iotcha, boo p-boop-a-doop,
M!other's making blubber soup.
The second hymn is considerabl;
A Guernscy's a cowo,
A road is a lane,
Wl'hen you're eating choto,
Remnember the meinl
Pending tihe next meeting of the
which will never be held, members
hymn. Or, for that matter, ,Stardus
Perhaps you are asking why ther
as Signa Phi Nothing. I will give
with which you cannot possibly
Jills a well-needed gap.
Are you suffering from mnental
your thinking? Is ambition eneroa
Are your long-cherished misapprel
sea of facts? In short, has educati<
If so, congratulations. But tell t
to itmke an occasional visit back to
were not so wise and1( comnposed(
were, iln fact, nuttier than a fruitca
If you pine for those old familit
vapors, join Signa Phi Nothing
miomienit, your acin(tanceJllO with fl
antd, by ( eorge, we deliver it I
. .
We, tihe makers of Marlboro, prom
we thinmk you'll t hink we <telleer 11
from our new un flitcred king-size
Welcome aboard i
South
Staii Niewierowski, a 6-5 senior
arward, will be one of the mainl
tays in N. C. State's offei.e to
ight whei the Wolfpiaek takes on
:lemntl College at 7:30. H1e is
ie Captainl of the club, and aver
ged 6.3 poits per game last year.
RP4 Mugchulim
"een-age Dwarf", "The Many
lobie Gillis", etc.)
RUSH"
pin of a brand-new national
. To join Signa Phi Nothing
pin absolutely free, simply
the illustration and paste it
not recommend your joining
I recommend in this column
icst man would who likes a
I taste, who yearns to settle
ke, whose heart is quickened
box and who gets paid every
'eason why you should join
h, of course, are joiners iy
eii you there are aniy number
~hi Nothing for you to join
1i Nothing, let me give you
3 only fraternity that admits
2riodl; e*ach new mfembIer im
naLctive" is a more accuraite
~es, nO0 camp~aigns, no sp)orts,
> house.
g has that other fraternities
two hymns were submitted
9
b oard of directors (none of
oes:
~longer:
national b)oard of dlirectors,
are authorized to sing either
1.
e shlold( be such a fraternit y
you an answer-an answer
lisagree: Signa Phij Nothing
health? Is logic distorting
ching on your native sloth?
iensons retreating before aI
mn caught up with you?
he truth-wouldn't you like
the good old days when you
mnd industrious-when you
ke?
r miasms, those dear, dead
andi renew, for a fleeting
itility. We promise nothimng,
0 1961 Ma Bhul1m.aa
niise smoking pleasure and
-both from Marlboro and
Philip Morris Commande.
Dou
Art Wiimnat, a 6-5 ceetr for
lhe Gauecock,. will he hlattling lhe
in-1 m11 1o ifh.111t anid tomorrow iin
1:harl1-41114. NXhi-.nant1, h lest 14
mn n the fir"t five. carries 4arly
ill of the r.en)nling lo.d4 for tie
Surrounded
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defeat the4 Gamwewks, %ho dlo"ned4
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UNC Best
_n League,'J
says Bones
WI hen most people think of the e
tlaltic Coast Conference's great t1
isketball teains, they think first
the I 1956-57 North Carolina
am that won :2 straight games
id the national chamIllpionship.
This year's Tar I feel team,!
n-d oil NCA A probation he
use of recruiting irregularities,
n't win the national title, and
on't even p I a y in the ACC
urnament in which the champion
determ ined.
But Coach Bones MeKinney
0)Iml Wake Forest said after thel
i- I feels had handed his club al
-78 licking last Saturday. "This
ay bi the lest basketball team
p Atlatic Cot a' 'ast Conference
er had." p
With this victory, the Tar Ievis I
oved u) to second place in the l
11ference, replacing the Deacons. 1
le North Carolinians are now .
2 ill the ACC. I.
The Deacons, Who are 9-3 in
mIference play, moved (own three
aCes firom t lie top position,
hieh is lewleaI i) by third
liked Duke. The Blue Devils,
ho have a 1.-1 ACC record, have
-en( defeated in tle colnference
ily by N. C. State.
The Wolfpack, sporting a 5-5
cord in conference play, holds
>wn the fourth position. Coach
Cerett (ase h a s always pro
iced winners at this institution,
Id they could colle out in tile
C tollrlallenlt.
Fifth position is held by Clem- It
m, :-u ill the ACC. The Tigers
ive defeated Carolina, Maryland, T
Id State.
Marylaiid takes the sixth posi- I
on with a 3-7 record, followed
the Gamecocks, with a 2-8,
anding. Virginia holds down the '
!llar spot with their 2-9 record.
Tonight, the N o r t h - South
olblelleader' at Charlotte be
veen Northi Carolina. Carolinia,
M11e. and Clemson are only
un's inifg laIed I coceri'ng
('C teamis.
Tomiorrow night, the D)ouble
'ader' re'eivecs tolp bill ing, while
'ake F'orest and VilIlanova meet
Greiensboro, North Carolina.
rginia Tfechl entertains Virginia;
uike goes to Navy, and George
ashinlgton plays host to .\ary
ndl.
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r Sedan Biscayr
d Sedan Nomad V8 4Doo
n er Stat on Wagon Nomad S x 4 Doc
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,enger Station Wagon ParkwoodJ V8 4 Oc
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1y1 CARROLL GRAY
Assistant Sports Editor
North carolina, C,lemon, N. C
ate and South Carolina will con
nitrate their etimity and vent
(.ir. wrath Upoln each other today
d1 tomlor-row at the Charlottl
liseum during the third annual
rth-South Double-header. In
Golf Coach Walt Hambrick
as announced that all buys in
erested in coming out for the
olf team should see him in his
ffice. Room 108, Field House,
1onday night at 7:30. Those
k-ho can't he there get in touch
vith him by either phoning or
ecing him personally.
ACC
Parade
aer, Schlool Games Pts. Avg.
appell, W-F 19 462 2,1.:
.ylian. DukV 19 451; 24.0
re.S41. UNC 19 140 23.2
'. UN(C 19 409 21.5
(Uinttan1o. Va. 20 411 20.1
eker. W-F 21 412 1').6
hisniauit. USC 19 366 19.3
ttersonl. Clem. 20 361 18.1
aRId. USC 19 268 14.1
e'w'ski. NCS 17 2%8 14.01
niugkin. Duke 19 265 1:3. I
irt, W-F 20 275 13.81
Sttefan), NCS 19 259 13.6 I
hison, USC 19 :1356 13.5
ishrouch, Va. 20 263 13.2
ixwell. Clem. 20 251 12.7
dhaffey, Clem. 20 242 12.7
irt, Duke 19 242 12.7
'lleher, Md. 19 239 12.6
Donald, Md. 19 239 12.6
stler. Duke 19 229 12.1
bilnsol, USC 19 229 12.1
TEAM SCORING
am A%g. Avg.i
ake Forest 81.1 75.8
ike 80.6 68.6
>th Carolina 77.9 66.7
C. State 77.7 73.6,
ut0h Carolina 77.4 84.4
rginlia 72.1 85.7
emsn (65.1 70.1
ar'ylaid 65.0 1.5
The Student Council Com
itittee on Intramurals an
tounced recently that they are
naking plans to sponsor a car
let golf tournament about
dlarch 15. This tournament will
w held at th(' Putt -Putt ('arpet
iolf course, and the rules that
I pplijed toi last year's tourney
w ill probably apiply to this one
rIso.
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V8 4 Door Sedan
V8 4 Door Sedan
9 Passenger Station Wagon
6 Passenger Stat on Wagon
r 9 Passenger Station Wagon
r9 Passenger Station Wagon
6 Passenger Station Wagon
amriet dAlenis
ight
or Blood!
-ocks At 9
:er ) in l li- event las4 inceased
~ili-e its iniauguirationi atol ai crowdVi
>A rivar-ly 2101n0 enthusmasts is
inticipated this y"ar. for the two
lay event. The ti glteninlg of the
NC i rce in the past ten days
la several s pectac u la r upsets
kjdds greatl. to tile classi('.
A fortnight ago. North Ca ro
ina %as tle proud possessor of a
atiotial ranking of third place.
hen they stopped off at Colum1
>ia fori a "breather." After a
-atiher dem1oralizing evening for
le Tarliels. they limped back to
>Ur sister state licking battle
(ls of th shirt end of an 89-81
o:test witi the nation's seven
vent h veai. The University of
;u h ( a iol ii a. The ( a rmecoc-ks,
ho.ir1 (,gf bI'mSt.ed. dowined the
T;ai l I ( -rapins the follow
nr . atur,day. (4-61.
Clems,)n. a notorious hot-and
o4d u1111i11lt. '4ot hot last Friday
1Wht, as the Titers cbased the
u(ki-. 14a1 i nIIs f r o iml the
COne l, 7. The will upped Clem
ol to fifthi place in the conference
di dir-opped l1aryland to sixth.
N. C. Stat. regarded by many
15 t h- "sleeper" of t h e ACC,
Ade-d fuel tio that spark byl nip
)Inu thiid-ranked I luke 71 -69. The
vin allowed State to remain in
he ACC first division and in
ilgh cotton they do roam. (The
amily of N. C. hasketballers seem
'lt to let any outsider in
heifr vlect group. thie first four
wing D>uke. North Catolina, Wake
oest, an u State in that order,.)
Wake Fotest, in a tailspin for
he pat t w evks. has IIead
oa i l.eev. - tIes" NIl i nney
iinking imr th ian his daily
Iuta of Pep-i> la case per day).
he ll eacons haven' been able to
Iuy anything like a win since the
;am11ecOCks scared themi two weeks
g( liere in Coluihia. Maryland,
uke, and North Carolina hum
ded tie once pioud Deacons in
he aforlest ated ord(er.
(llson and State kickoff the
'ujr-gamie p Mgram Friday night
il 7::;. Tle second game of the
Vening finds another battle of
he (arohas. U NC and USC
re f in th' interestitg re
mat.h. merrysn-- enlnges part
N. SPE
(Itiue d from page 61)
5 in a .-zin:g caiuse Sigm-na Nui
-an rougihihd over thie Phii Sig.s
limi Moor 'ti n fir the w inniers.
Zon- 12 w\on its second game
ltfeaiting Zine 2 :t4 to 24. Conley
[a vyor ha in fir the winners -as
Larry Th.mas scoredi 12 for the
users. The 1KA.s trounied hlappaf
7: -~ 4 1o4.) as- oldl-tluner Flynn
.i'>ely by Hl~ i 'te with 14. Lini
wy bage 12 fir l\::lpa Sig. Tie
likas kept t her sttrea going with
5-; vi-tor lv ier lie Phi Eps.
oung hatrci r ith 1; atid Wiood
iml wvithI 1,; ld P4i K A. as Lipman's
.1 pioi ints werel hi gh for Phi E-2p.
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and
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