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USCAp~prop sOPL vuoga 4994s uTU' egg OIQvII e" sxEaav'd clUOa?I ;o sauidag .JO 9818S .od "O:) UOis!Aiayp 2 OipBHl sr11auJUg aas The Inkybaiter After six months in the rock Hot Henrietfa and her erst while companion, Que Stick McQue decided to matriculate at the U.S.C. again. She and Que Stick had passed out in sacks on Pawley's Island in the latter part of the summer and were mailed in by officers of the State Board of Health who had mistaken them for sacks of fishmeal. They were not discovered until a house party of QA's broke in during Christmas holidays looking for Eva's. After five hours argu. ment with the QA's they finally proved their identity and returned to their Alma Mater. The CminusCminusCminuses, who had long mourned ovei their lost sister were jubilated. They immediately decidet upon a full week of rejoicing, and it being 10 o'clock at the time, they sidpatched six pledges to John's for gin (the3 gave up whiskey for Lent). The pledges were appalled. A sign on the door said "Be back in six months, Truman calls!' They returned downhearted and sober to the sorority roon where they all fell into mournful consultation. A decisioi was reached and they called upon the Bosom Buddies ASEs With a noble effort, six cases of whiskey and three packs o: reefers were produced. In such an emergency, the Gran( Council said it would be all right to drink whiskey and th< party proceeded. They left for the Blue Moon Tuesday night and ended ui in the Palmetto Club Saturday when the Catastrophe struck Hot Henrietta and the girls were whooping it up in a corne: booth when in walked Flukie the Flask, to- whom she wa pinned. As Flukie had not heard from H. H. in 6 months, h< naturally assumed her to be mad with him so he was wit] his new girl, Lumpy Curves, a devastating Phi Pi H. H. wa furious. She spealed forth a line of profanity that woul4 have done a Converse Girl justice. F. F. listened uncon cernedly and said in a gentlemanly manner, "What are yoi doing here, you old bat?" At this H. H. got maudlin anm Flukie got drunk. After an hour or two Hot Henriett. straightened up, took another drink and mourned, "Aftel having loved you and cared for you all this time this i how you treat me!' "Ah, Go to Bed," said Flukie. At this Hot Henrietta flei into his arms. "You do love me. I knew it." Happily the rF united lovers sauntered out to view the moon and the rF joicing girls ,killed another fifth in honor of the gloriou occasion. The Critics. Speak Tonight-April 1FIS NIH CRTSHA The University Players LS IH' RMEEO Will Present tetw har' aetpa A New Version of Sophocles' Long "O BROWDMNY Expectant Tedaai aao aoj "A G 0 N Y"stdn (or "The Greeks Had No Word HE'SWATEYAY For It") By Jean Garbage"GR UD GAFNE from an idea by Sophocles AGETATESadwa Adapted from the play by Heath-moeshhamstrdhee cliffe Robespierre-as translated ct r fcneln t"T from the Syrian by Kathleen Win- UinDiyDlyDiy sor-based on the motion picture TRUH ial on u version of Darryl Hitehock from hdbe itn natc. -a radio commercial by O'Sullivan.AK -ClmiSteRcod Here's what advancw reports say of "Agony":"TUY dSNtie"K "INIMITABLE! YOU'LL NEV- vls h aeok ER SEE ANYTHING LIKE IT! UDUTDL,TEGE I should hope not."-The Green- AEIA RM F0 "A VVID,VITALY HMAN T NGYT YerITIC News PLAYhasbeenbooedathAne T IGGEOS SCEMIERY. oF attractionby~themagentoevr tsw effectr' wast arre follw "gony"-N Y. oon Tsoe peoplei ong the sag Caroi THE UDINCE AVETH ET UDE GARFINKELe] AUTHR HI JUSDESERT "WEA D R ES VER 40hatL also fewvegeale. moTe, E IT Tha matrede aekl Hodgs Ties.erthofgconealn Sutr-Ta AT :30P. .-HAR. EDS "IT' CREALLY WOEW AT 11-DULL.veLs,The TmconCk. er "o~UND OUTEL,TEGE AMERICAN DRAMRUOF 0 vile hiterChate. IME has1otenpodcdy "A IVI, VTALYwUAN p o PLA ha ben bokeOasth next f attrctioUbythe anagmen to JU~ riati on "We Don't Need "A Cow And A F Clemson Room" B The University of South Caro- the lina's $550,000 appropriation for try 1947 was today transferred to adw Clemson College, by action of the thre General Assembly, aftjr President a c Norman M. Smith appeared be- Cler fore the legislature and begged but for the change. non "We don't need the money at ger Carolina," he told the lawmakers. tick "There's nothing we could use it for except maybe to add cocktail lounges to every dormitory, and beei to install a night club on the roof han of the new library. Or maybe to in buy a gross or two of diamond- and studded cigarette holders for Dr. me. Havilah Babcock." thir "Please," he implored the leg- this islators, as the perspiration ran lil i down his face and dripped onto an ed old, soiled Navy hat on the floor, it, i "Please give our appropriation to hirr Clemson! They need the money bed to buy more cows and football d players. That's our motto here at tur, this great state university-'A pro cow and a football player in every in room at Clemson!' Let them have boy e ) L pur AmIa~q paui r 8 :S4 R1 Capu Reprsenttie 818 Henderson St. Phone 8488 On Dspl.. Uniersity Cnteen IS rrans.I The Money, De ootball Player In acomes CarolinaI better things of life. Let them than to beat us in football!" The repoi iral indulged in a leer, while utes e senators on a table top led the i heer for the Gamecocks. A all p nson alumnus rose to protest, Chec was quickly silenced as Ver- Af ("Boy") Sloan stuck his fin- its n down the man's throat and tory led his esophogus. Mrs. ne senator, said to have once Chrih i a minister, stood on one . Th d, waved his feet in the air orat front of the speaker's stand, bath gurgled, "Thash okay with were Thash fine. Give 'em any- the ig they want. Only, lesh get each h over with so I can go get a flora Irink. I'm DRY!" And he pull- Soft out a parched tongue to show box, is one of the page boys pulled com! out of the hall and put him to perc on the governor's desk. Puni ,fter a roll call, the Legisla+ by t 3 voted to give Carolina's ap- was priation to Clemson, and threw casic Sims College besides. "Those tee-. s up at Clemson need more coed CNV~dC uoos inq ".". uo3in.i u! aq I!M iO o03 autg pio a3!?OAJ inl E sP1OH -uosVas agp ;o 014 ~ a AqitXsea 3t a)JEW A3TitgroJTAJ0s Ipjs-3p1g3 pioq s,31 "UEw33J Aq; ldog~? awospurq Slyp s3g3Eal uTV39 3po3:-aumoD A HIA)IHS ONI1IVS801OH e@oIsTAo erred dares Smith, Every Aotto cows!" one 'House member is ted to have said. Ten min after the motion was passed, rirls at Sims had their bags acked and had already called ker cabs. ter the legislature adjourned, embers were invited to a vic- a celebration in the university E en, which was in charge of ii Arney Childs and Professor topher FitzSimmons,' III. e room was tastefully dec d with coeds in two-piece ing suits. Pinball machines thrown at random around ] wall, too. The centerpiece on table was composed of lovely I decorations of Four Roses. music filtered from the juke and a three-piece Negro 1 o swatted out rhythms while ied on the soda counter. h and cookies were served he coeds, and each legislator given a momento of the oc in-a baby tiger, a Gamecock hirt, and their pick of the 3. xIVW 6011 DA 03i au!ii paJos-aJqnop I C Burnett's Drug Store Corner Main and College Only One Block From The Campus FOR DELIVERY PHONE ...1 ToClemisow "lgZta -O-O-os 9"I noA 'Aqu 'eut; eq lugl ~UOM uagq Put ?8M eq1 ut 40. tin poq )u esnuaeq ,cgMAuv o1 atqs sq Il,,aeq put 1ugM &eq; 1eg p pug ON of Aeuotu gZnoue sluepoolse ql ent8&lgeqgqozd IIIM LIeUeAOO eq1 pue s,Me;ana ou puv sessgta ou eae eaagl~ put 11M eauguoa1 o4 Bpoqtuos puno; svq ApoqAaIee pue pue eq1 ,t 1no uoM stq eautuogi "4M eqti l ; fi utgloO "aaagl r;8ta1 qznoue eq plnogs~ lgql 'aaqloag "aauog gglm eae; talul IiI 8ugou " s xnoq ldtuoad 'sasselo "auto Aoc uae 0f enutluoo) lip& Aaq1 ti"1S "apunst lueai put luas uaaq eq MaJana .xo3 9no fit '001 luq 'oN .o8 " " aelleq p, &ql gql~ Pt;t s,egs ;eq; tutq 11e; Pug aau;3 atlaeug aeq JOAO itu :e1.TJ 00, q[;M tq 1t 3iool % eAvq 1,useop eqs "eauum DU0; s202p ;eeM seati asul~i of onluoaU0 Atu eqs ,ON ';;o Aogs g1loZ s,ags lgg puv ,iooq dtgaas, t sputuaep Moout q; uo ssupa "as u lggl paaaqutatua eqs lug uivAW igt; eq1 al put 1agms u gltM duai of aA q l,useop eqs MoN "aaqlo gpe 1i pae Aaagls 8utool put '8utg3ts aat ?aql. uoos put ;no uo p ioM 13 uua asql aao;aq tuaql ;o ploq s51e3jlauog "ua xu papnlaas u ut goueq t s;sea8ns ealdtual stq 1u Sutsind 5antluu gliM 'eq 05 "eat1t IvtuU iuv luo eq1 ;o 311ul puu lis o1 eptaap Aegl '~"dao3-aouvu3 V-g1iao-4v7IO A t i atil ;0 autsola eq1 of mp gsga ?puaxr ou st aaagl aouis put ' (daaaa noL 's,utuioM) caolttuazop atil 9Aval Aeq j "aAa SuT1de ?uleq v uo aidnoo a3IvL :llnsaa 1gZitu siql 'iiaM ;no W1aoM xaglg ;0 uuld* GIFTS FOR GRADUATION ONLY 15.00 Genuine leather and hand tooled ladies' shoulder and under arm bags available in three different shades and two sizes. ANY DESIGN Designs including over two hundred already drawn by the bag designers. ~7J7e ~?an een is the only place in SOUTH CAROLINA that sells this type of ladies' bags. On display now in The Canteen eq1I sanoa aaq 931u1. eaznluN tul lai o1 atuil atql s MoN " sauo edutia 30 qlaap alaldtuoa u put 'saganoo 1;os saotu (e-s-s 0. "q; "qj 2U9..ST sIUqT "Xa) atgntu 1IOg IOuI 'iqtRionIII eio