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__S_C GETS $50,0000 Ravin' Rout With Slandi a oil R~ I PLOsI ___ ___ ___ __ - - t ITJ 1ri2 x I64 sii i "Bat.1q;-9AjeM; 4Cq do 0.13 noC ;t 'epvwz eq jjtM 931aes anLO "L961 'L jtady '1vpuoyq But;ae;s aa!A.es pcew eq jjtb eae0q1 :nduwva eq; uo ~-;no0 utM ;g2CU uostuajj '"[)s"n ;e iof ou st 0.aq;1 ing 'anogs uoapjta 0.eaegMwos puy -g2nvj 0.1v uew eae4Mewos Puy,, peioaC ~'[fj1ppuoM s; 'aaead~, "poojq .ae -t; Buidwnd &x;1ua uv q;tiM uoswss ;xeu not;tedwuoa a{at2eoaaa;1eut ut sealuvga .1jeq; ;o suwao; Buptwoj ut eijods 'gaavaosaa eq; pa;dwoa1d 1341 OAOUI 8aq1 eut;;eao; 'uotstntp vutj -0oi3a qnlos ;o A;tsae0Atuf 'saa;gBt; -Kaop~ ;o Aaoos ueataawUv eq j ~xu ewe8 je3q;~o Butuado 0g; Bq ;oasvw v eAvq o; .aopio ut-1e21; uosweoI v pug 31aoaawv! vuUjoav3 v--sjoogas oM; 041 ;o s;oasvwl e41 990.1a 01 s;uawtaeodxao sae v8J0 unmuIanJOun 9Q4 JVkIQ]A11 n 041 Til h Tangles ?rer Soon Gives Cherce Df Weepons It was announced, today that Bill Routh, Carolina's champion )f Justice and cusser-outer of slanderers, will duel the writer of he "Carolina Clodhoppers" ar ticle in rebuke of same at an early date. The author that sign ad "Radcliffe College", to his ar ticle will face "Ravin' and Rant In'" Routh before a sellout crowd of 19, including the press, some older, in the Shanghai Coliseum Boon. The location was picked because of its neutral position and the fact that the Washingtonian may not be able to raise carfare for the trip. In the event he does, Routh probably won't be able to make it. "Ah will give him his cherce of weepons," declares "B'attling Bill," who is priming for the clash by getting up before noon, taking alcohol rubdowns . internally, and flexing his muscle on dates. "If he's leetle, we'll use baseball bats, and if he's big, we'll use sling shots," says Brave Bill, the local Claghorn. "And if he's a she, ah prefers wrestling!" "Dogpatch style!!" The rivalry began when the Radcliffe College "Damyankee" called South Carolina Women "in sipid." "Ah looked it up in a dick shunary," claims Routh, "which said it means 'flat.' And if there's one thing our girls ain't, it's 'flat'!!! " The most recent blow to our hero's Southern pride was another article stating South Carolinians are "Clunkheads." To which the "Protector" shouts, "If my head looks like a 'Clunk', I'll eat it! where's my hamhock? If there's anything ah cain't stand, it's a one-course meal!" Routh has stated that his sec ond for the duel will be "Old Granddad." "When he's around, I always ask for seconds. I'd like to make him my fiftieth too, if the dool lasts thet long. Or I do." Tickets for the great conflict are being sold by Bill Routh, and all proceeds will go to his second. "A worthy cause of ah ever seed one," says you know who. .oL m 1og0pun og uos CompUmens V of I Columbia Hotel yea sea ing kt The Regular Meet ""' Of Student Council ph Yesterday, A Com. be; Appointed To Revise a At the regular meeting of Stu- ab lent Council yesterday, a commit tee was appointed to revise the student constitution in the next ten years. fol The committee is scheduled to dr meet every five days and is to be cl in constant touch with Moscow, sc< from where orders will be received W daily. It was also announced that be Mohandas Ghandi would serve re with the student group. in Council voted unanimously to an band the wearing of zoot-suits on th the main campus. Students will be required to remove such ar- m< ticles before crossing the main he campus, and for the change sev- th eral temporary buildings will be- ne established at various points. This ra action was taken in accord with a th petition signed by Benedict Col lege students and the occupants vi of Sims. After a hot debate, Council of voted six to five to require all th students to take orientation ti< courses twice before graduation. PI The original resolution called for 0 a legislative act requiring all alumni to register for the course, cc but the compromise was reached tf after Rep. Sol Blatt, member of li the Board of Trustees, appeared in at the meeting. ci Blatt said that for the cost of V. establishing the courses for the Carolina graduates, the university could obtain six hundred tempor- sa ary buildings. p; FOR TH IN ICE ( tra (A Product of Ric Served on shi By THE CAl Vo.u IXXT, 80JNo. q 5/8 JOA!I0Of 1I0!Od~ . B. Does It Again I-K-O Radio Studios announced terday that after a three-year rch they had found the lead man for their production of ie Egg and I"-Vernon Sloan. ,ouis B. Warner, director of tography at the bankrupt dio, said that production would rin immediately on the Carolina npus. All equipment is sched- - d to arrive by noon tomorrow qal )ard the battleship "Missouri" o.e ich will tie up at the Congaree tuo arf. '.U Sites selected on the campus 'sp r the filming of the 600 hun- .ta ed million dollar production, in- a.a ide the Natatorium for all un. mes on the Mediterranean. uat arner announced that Prof. Al- ma rt Einstein had come to the 'sp lative conclusion that the water -xa the pool contained the same -.sa iount of hydrogen as that of s,a e famed sea. 2u Salvador Dali released a state- Zt mnt to Divided Press in which Znt said that it was his opinion -.ta at the pea-green color was the 'sp arest to that of the Mediter- sAl nean to be found on the face of s e world. -at Warner, in commenting on the of rtues of his new Valentino, said: asi ,loan has the box-office appeal no Lassie, the dramatic ability of s e Three Stooges, and a combina- pu )n of the facial expressions of un uto,4 Greta Garbo, and Virginia Mc Brien." -q Sloan made no comment con- pa rning his belated fame other v an to point his long, tapering, -u y-white finger to the onyx stone 2u the ring on his left hand and yptically shout: "On the set, arner boy, on the set." -ssaujoolo jo Raiod iunsn Pa t sutalutsar auuJolq aq, "8jaa0 tic ,sno aql of 2uisnoq Aas.iodtual 2t ao -u an o0 01 lit E BEST IREAM sl 111 at at at 9 1S ~en s u! liland Dairies) 2i at u' * campus o TEEN ai -1 -t J! p~flUfhIO3 'JI1O-)fO sO~~JpL he Ch .2Ui OJ ( 11Vw uwqL) 004ag jjgg aM~, 2ul2uls 10410 a0 Isulg2s 2utunal 0aanM ?1.gl '41 " " 'm Sa 'xa0os s,uos'iosp a; 8uipnaiload a01 2 q auo pu, 1 a41 1aan SulBunq sanelO eaa49 01 uaol sassaap 'saos3 41i ut uA%op alsg !oM aaa% 4aq qy41auo aaagU0 00141 Z94 nq ;30 tpnq4c?pogLaana~ aaAo 8M It IMA "topuga is ais 041 genol0 [3 aaaq ;o soliloq pusla'mop 1U0 30 s)jaap '0an1;-4Clao; 'mlas elq sg ut pauiof 4CpogLaaa "at;!a su SUMg M0qy 04 snlOd-aslos 11UH u! 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Included In Coup (Burp! The Legislature of the State of thin south Carolina announced late Sena last week that 50 millions of dol- thre tars will be alloted to the Uni versity of South Carolina for a so d serious expansion program. Lett Legislator Q. Sheeley Burp, will from the 198% district made the the joyous proclamation to the world how and he said, when approached by T] your reporter, "ah-h-h, Burp . . ." of i In a later interview an authori- catc tative spokesman said that many to i provisions would be carried with bill the bill. To mention a few: All stat bars in the city would be author- ure ized to sell liquor to all university thei stoodents and members of the fac- den( ulty, by merely presenting their stau athletic cards; every night club stat in the burg of Columbia, will be "Wl open as long as there is one Caro- cutt lina stooodent in same; the wom- don en's dormitories will be open at iff'r all times, enabling the "young jest old CHILDS ARRESTED old (Continued 1) dau was revealed at a press conference tim today when Police Chief Camp- , bell related the following tale for ren publication: Spe "Last night we received a call from a nearby respectable estab- in, lishment known as the "Bloody lar Bucket", and the need for immedi- ser ate investigation brought our alert we police force to the scene in two N hours. As we strolled through the buil front door things seemed rather Ger peaceful so we took a seat and the ordered a couple of short beers. teri Everything was quiet except for car some nut who was dancing around bar the place on his toes singing "In- hal dian Love Call" at the top of his wor voice. All of a sudden some dame hal lets out with a wild "yippeeee" Pe as she swings to the ceiling from aol which she proceeds to hang from in her toes while waving a bottle of slaf White Lightning and calling on the nearby music combination to the hit up a tune. Curiosity brought us to ask a few drunks who par weren't paying too much atten- 50( tion, what the lovely gal's name ter was. 'Oh her,' came the reply, 'That's just some bird by the name me of Childs from the local univer sity . . . letti'n off a little steam .. after a hard week at the salt mines.' I.Anyway this character Jackson didn't seem to care too much for his company's conduct so he began to chase her. Around and around they went; hopping from one table to the other yelling 'BEAT HELL OUT OF CLEMSON'! This wasn't so bad, but it seems this dame Pender tried to get in on the show. When the two raving maniacs happened over to the bar on their (Are you keeping up with us?) Se A SS8|8WuO . SSheel UO-j St ules To Fools ,Ah,Burp' )n Shops All I!) De Grace rs" (and here the House, and Lte all sighed at the count of e) to stay out as late as they esired; and lastly, each Greek er Fraternity on the campus be allowed the use of one of major (?) hotels as their e for the period of one year. le bill has many other items tote that were impossible to h at the time. It is interesting magine the results of such a as this. The citizens of the e are all heartily for the meas and all gave the Governor r unamimous vote of confi :e. J. Hogjowls Collards, Lnch patriot of Greens county, ed that (and we will qu-ote), y come there bin so much in' the foo, 'bout this bill? Ah 't see where we can go wrong i them book larnin' chillin' gets what they want. When they's nuf to go to coll-itch, they's nuff to know their own min." Collards has a very attractive ghter in the University at this D~. he campus will be completely )vated during the summer. cial architects will be flown with their entire crews of con :ors and laborers, via a popu airline (that's hasn't had a ous crash in the last three ks) to take over the project. fext fall an entire set of new dings will greet the returning 'ecocks. Each dorm, made of most modern and "zooty" ma als will have such features as: peted hallways, maid service, s at the end of each man's , beauty parlors, free for the nen, at the extreme end of each l, Sak's Fifth Avenue, Peck and k plus many other fashionable nen's shops will be represented each dorm and prices will be shed to a minimum and finally ular "name" bands will go on air three times a day. lasses will be kept at the same , but students will be allowed cuts in each subject per half m. 'he bill will go into effect im diately. 'he codine, please Gloria!!! 1427 MAIN ST. 8snlOH Oj Juvembher Um-a-ta, 19? lobsC