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Ravini'Rout With Slandi II oili i~oiJ ~j7Z I C12> ?E~ :A Fl. looo V, 12d I z, 'eeu eq llbsosaO L6 pteu eqlt aq;:edzoe; 2UT41101Aq iqupnl aletu il anollJ -Ino uinA Iuatu uoetualj 4"J"S"1 vu Aof ou st 0e0ag1 ing ' lnlos uoapllga e.eqmeuzos puy 'But -g2nsl 0as ueuz aaagMAeuzos pud~, P01104"atee a~Ii~0UO ~8q;s3 PelleA ~ ~ *po~ ~'naeuA 91'as h Tangles ,rer- Soon Gives Cherce [f Weepons It was announced, today that 3i11 Routh, Carolina's champion >f justice and cusser-outer of slanderers, will duel the writer of ;he "Carolina Clodhoppers" ar .icle in rebuke of same at an aarly date. The author that sign ad "Radcliffe College", to his ar .icle will face "Ravin' and Rant in'" Routh before a sellout crowd of 19, including the press, some older, in the Shanghai Coliseum soon. The location was picked because of its neutral position and the fact that the Washingtonian may not be able to raise carfare for the trip. In the event he does, Routh probably won't be able to make it. "Ah will give him his cherce of weepons," declares "B'attling Bill," who is priming for the clash by getting up before noon, taking alcohol rubdowns . internally, and flexing his muscle on dates. "If he's leetle, we'll use baseball bats, and if he's big, we'll use sling shots," says Brave Bill, the local Claghorn. "And if he's a she, ah prefers wrestling!" "Dogpatch style!!" The rivalry began when the Radcliffe College "Damyankee" called South Carolina Women "in sipid." "Ah looked it up in a dick shunary," claims Routh, "which said it means 'flat.' And if there's one thing our girls ain't, it's 'flat'!!! " The most recent blow to our hero's Southern pride was another article stating South Carolinians are "Clunkheads." To which the "Protector" shouts, "If my head looks like a 'Clunk', I'll eat it! where's my hamhock? If there's anything ah cain't stand, it's a one-course meal!" Routh has stated that his sec ond for the duel will be "Old Granddad." "When he's around, I always ask for seconds. I'd like to make him my fiftieth too, if the dool lasts thet long. Or I do." Tickets for the great conflict are being sold by Bill Routh, and all proceeds will go to his second. "A worthy cause ef ah ever seed one," says you know who. 1.s1 f? e sseno;o Aq patep s lu eq siewsset ;o syupuq t-y o ~ onsiqu o alsd Compliment. ef Columbia Hot At The Regular ] Of Student Couu Yesterday, A Co Appointed To Ri At the regular meeting dent Council yesterday, a tee was appointed to re' student constitution in tl ten years. The committee is schec meet every five days and in constant touch with from where orders will be daily. It was also announi Mohandas Ghandi woulc with the student group. Council voted unanimo band the wearing of zoot the main campus. Studei be required to remove 9 ticles before crossing tt campus, and for the char eral temporary buildings established at various poii action was taken in accor< petition signed by Bened lege students and the o4 of Sims. After a hot debate, voted six to five to req students to take on courses twice before gri The original resolution c a legislative act requiu alumni to register for the but the compromise was after Rep. Sol Blatt, me the Board of Trustees, i at the meeting. Blatt said that for the establishing the courses Carolina graduates, the ui could obtain six hundred ary buildings. FOR IN( Sa (A Prod Se' TE (ig puq U JOAIWIA!f ~UU - V. B. Does It Again R-K-O Radio Studios announced yesterday that after a three-year search they had found the lead ing man for their production of "The Egg and I"-Vernon Sloan. Louis B. Warner, director of ncil photography at the bankrupt studio, said that production would in. begin immediately on the Carolina wise campus. All equipment is sched uled to arrive by nooit tomorrow of Stu- aboard the battleship "Missouri" commit- which will tie up at the Congaree ise the wharf. ie next Sites selected on the campus for the filming of the 600 hun luled to dred million dollar production, in is to be clude the Natatorium for all Moscow, scenes on the Mediterranean. received Warner announced that Prof. Al ed that bert Einstein had come to the I serve relative conclusion that the water in the pool contained the same usly to amount of hydrogen as that of suits on the famed sea. its will Salvador Dali released a state uch ar- ment to Divided Press in which e main he said that it was his opinion ige sev- that the pea-green color was the will be- nearest to that of the Mediter its. This ranean to be found on the face of 1 l with a the world. ict Col- Warner, in commenting on the :cupants virtues of his new Valentino, said: "Sloan has the box-office appeal Council of Lassie, the dramatic ability of uire all the Three Stooges, and a combina entation tion of the facial expressions of duation. Pluto,' Greta Garbo, and Virginia lIed for O'Brien." ing all Sloan made no comment con course, cerning his belated fame other reached than to point his long, tapering, mber of lily-white finger to the onyx stone ippeared in the ring on his left hand and cryptically shout: "On the set, cost of Warner boy, on the set." for the iiversity -ssau;ool ;o Atlod lunsn tempor- s; suiujuteu aut.uuq eqyj "sxaaaO pa;sno aq; o; 2utsnloq Aasaodwa; THE BEST E CREAM try encken's uct of Richland Dairies) 'ved on the campus By LE CANTEEN TheoA J CET1u3 WH~W'AopmafO XX~A (i llv ,sw4.L) 0041ag itsg ?M~~ 8ut2uts taq;o log0 ;sutg32s 2utusai~ aaaM AQq; )Jag; " t 'saA 'xao0s s,u0)osKag no013 8utpna;o0d eo; 2tq euo pus .zBq e41 .xano eui2ugq san2uo; spuaags9 01 uao; sassaip 's0aau; tta41 ut umop .ituq !aaam A aq; iiagyJ *s?oauooi a0141 09041 ;nq ;;o ina. psq 4Spoqgefaan aaAO SUM ;t iagM "tuopusa ; ats ag; q4 4n110q4 +nai; aaaq ;0 sai;;oq p3ug 'aatp sp.iga ;o 95[3aP 's0ant-A;ao; 'sKasf~ 913i B ut poutof I pogLzaa "aJ! -Jo; SU3M tAogs 04y i nxaid-agiost 3011339H ut ;gSt~j ieunq 13 q;M 330 I! uaqj, ~"aaaq anloA juiap pus doi IngS5 .. ooo P[o pa) n3q-; n3q '2ut "aagggi~q no0B MVi,, q;tM iiauq auiga sPllgo) s3 40119 satup A;;iu a03 ,&idaa daugs Ma; 13 ;noq;tns j532 a 2utaq ;ou '0111; """ ,4 Pus;s1] "n3uun 'xoq ;oous a41 ut sA? qaundi Y A3; ansq 10 911331 sate; 0 ano ;o10 asou ai;t 2Uunut;s atioI do ij, nio4 ;nq 'sAo3xsyq is3 )jaom at;aaq e aa;;g3 un;3 0111!1 s 2utnsq noB Plum ;uo 14OM%AX, 'Pa;ao;aa sPilgC usa3([ 44l"i!2 011119H aaaq--13[ooi 1 pautof 1010131134 aapuad Ai;-as1q e ; ;nq atuos00 siq; uaqM ;usu2tp -ut aa41131 auisaaq A041 punoas1 Sutaaduxuas ;o Aeuanuof ssaipua (y lui)uo3) 413.LS3UIIIV SUIIH3 paaa;;0 0ansq 9101011 gtgwnioa pun3 uo;dtun3H OPu3M 04y "papnio0uoaI 2utaq ;o ssaaoad 041 ut st sai;;oq 103 saaq;o.i ASaiuagaS q;iM 1;311 -uoa 13 pus SlIUM 041 U11913 01 pa -aapio uaaq 0ansq s109s3.1 puu3snloq 0ani "agtua;daS Aq di tuaq; usaia 01 aa0p.io ut pug itady Aq 019307A [!A% uatu liv "0angai ;snui sot;tuaa -13i1 0S "dioq a03 DSfl 01 pauIfi &[igan;g11u 'aauaainaoo0 equ3un;Io;un1 slq; Aq ssaiauioq ;jai 's1112 agy~ Ju0an a;s3un;ao0un1 us3 4119 IUU Legislature Many Dool BurpExclaii Maids, Bars, Fas (Urp Included In Coul (Bur The Legislature of the State of South Carolina announced late ast week that 50 millions of dol ars will be alloted to the Uni ersity of South Carolina for a ;erious expansion program. Legislator Q. Sheeley Burp, from the 198% district made the ioyous proclamation to the world mnd he said, when approached by your reporter, "ah-h-h, Burp . .." [n a later interview an authori tative spokesman said that many provisions would be carried with the bill. To mention a few: All bars in the city would be author ized to sell liquor to all university atoodents and members of the fac ulty, by merely presenting their athletic cards; every night club in the burg of Columbia, will be pen as long as there is one Caro lina stooodent in same; the wom en's dormitories will be open at all times, enabling the "young CHILDS ARRESTED (Continued 1) was revealed at a press conference today when Police Chief Camp bell related the following tale for publication: "Last night we received a call from a nearby respectable estab lishment known as the "Bloody Bucket", and the need for immedi ate investigation brought our alert police force to the scene in two hours. As we strolled through the front door things seemed rather peaceful so we took a seat and ordered a couple of short beers. Everything was quiet except for some nut who was dancing around the place on his toes singing "In dian Love Call" at the top of his voice. All of a sudden some dame lets out with a wild "yippeeee" as she swings to the ceiling from which she proceeds to hang from her toes while waving a bottle of White Lightning and calling on the nearby music combination to hit up a tune. Curiosity brought us to ask a few drunks who weren't paying too much atten tion, what the lovely gal's name was. 'Oh her,' came the reply, 'That's just some bird by the name of Childs from the local univer sity . . . letti'n off a little steam after a hard week at the salt mines.' Anyway this character Jackson didn't seem to care too much for his company's conduct so he began to chase her. Around and around they went; hopping from one table to the other yelling 'BEAT HELL OUT OF CLEMSON'! This wasn't so bad, but it seems this dame Pender tried to get in on the show. When the two raving maniacs happened over to the bar on their (Are you keeping up with us?) S2A SSalatWO SShee uo-d S Rules s To Fools us, Ah,Burp' hion Shops All De Grace I!! ) things" (and here the House, and Senate all sighed at the count of three) to stay out as late as they so desired; and lastly, each Greek Letter Fraternity on the campus will be allowed the use of one of the major (?) hotels as their house for the period of one year. The bill has many other items of note that were impossible to catch at the time. It is interesting to imagine the results of such a bill as this. The citizens of the state are all heartily for the meas ure and all gave the Governor their unamimous vote of confi dence. J. Hogjowls Collards, staunch patriot of Greens county, stated that (and we will qu-ote), "Why come there bin so much cuttin' the foo, 'bout this bill? Ah don't see where we can go wrong iff'n them book larnin' chillin' gets jest what they want. When they's old nuf to go to coll-itch, they's old nuff to know their own min." Mr. Collards has a very attractive daughter in the University at this time. The campus will be completely renovated during the summer. Special architects will be flown in, with their entire crews of con tactors and laborers, via a popu lar airline (that's hasn't had a serious crash in the last three weeks) to take over the project. Next fall an entire set of new buildings will greet the returning Gamecocks. Each dorm, made of the most modern and "zooty" ma terials will have such features as: carpeted hallways, maid service, bars at the end of each man's hail, beauty parlors, free for the women, at the extreme end of each hail, Sak's Fifth Avenue, Peck and Peck plus many other fashionable women's shops will be represented in each dorm and prices will be slashed to a minimum and finally popular "name" bands will go on the air three times a day. Classes will be kept at the same par, but students will be allowed 500 cuts in each subject per half term. The bill will go into effect im mediately. The codine, please Gloria!!! 1427 MAIN ST. H 8snlOH 0.L Juvember U-ta-ta, 19?? uoIos