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Recent Report Reveals Racket Rings Running (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) was operating 16 small bootleg joints, 'Moon Face' Mutchison operated a rou lette wheel, while 'Louis the Lug' Baker ran the crap tables. Much of the information pertaining to the ring was secured when 'Moocher' Moss, the mind-reader, turned states' evidence. It was whispered in under world circles that the reason for the be trayal of his past associates was that lie had been double-crossed and swindled out of 15 cents during a poker game. The student council is still in session today. Others implicated in the clean-up could not be located since Mouth-piece Merritt would only answer question by "Absolutely, absolutely." -U. 8. a. Harth Accused Of Violating Promise (OONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) very careful to stress that point. and no one has doubted my word. On )r. Gra ham's roll of honor, our name leads all the rest." Commenting on Ilamdur's character, I-Iarth denounced him as an automobile snatcher, a sot, and a triple-threat cigar ette bum, among other things. "I tremble when I think," declared he, "that IIandur is only representative of this older gen eration." After a long search, the athletic di rector's secretary was found reposing be neath a table at the Pig Tail Inn, wear ing an aquamarine concoction that seemed considerable sat-on and repeating the word "when" at frequent intervals. Asked if she wished to make a statement, she gigled. "Bill is nothing to mc but," she said, "a friend!" -U. H. 0. Report That Nudists' Visit Begins Drive (OONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) It was rumored last night that Pretty Boy was offering to give three to one odds that lie would not have another ab sence in his class the rest of the year. As this goes to press no one has taken the bet. 0 0 1936, I.roorr a Mrvas TOs SwLast Dot Dunovant exposing her BVDs s in front of Davis College when she made a dive for Bill Crisp... .Beaufort i Mabry getting slightly drunk at the ZTA dance last week and making love t to the maid (black) who was serving I ... Rhea Haskell entertaining several I lady friends in tenement 20 last week; Judge trying to crash the party.... T. Malphus window shopping on I South Main last week at 1 a. m..... Wade Bush camplaining about signing away his permission to cheat when he ( signed the honor list....Tri Delts s making it a rule that girls dating in the i parlor 'must wear asbestos panties J when dating .... Wilbur Bryan and i Ray Stokes to keep down the fire haz ard.... .Boyd "Hawkeye" Hughes wish- i ing for chickens that had more wings and accessories....Hal Tribble being h sued for breech of promise; he prom- k ised to do more than he is capable of doing.... Hunt Graham 'huntin for a c cure-for Measels....Elize 'Hunt C being chased out of a boy's dormi- o tory; she didn't fit.... Jimmy Acker- tj man proudly displaying a pair of pan- T ties he had taken the night before; he e loesn't believe in even trades... .Fresh- y man Causey hiding under the bed a when he saw his lover's father walk- I ing across the campus, he now wishes f that he had crawled under the bed every time.... a The managing editor going down I with the mumps, we hope .... Frank y Hutto having his mail sent to the Cab- I ins in the Piies....Cantey beating g room rent being ousted by irate stu- a dents.... Dr. I1min asking the librarian / if she had a book of etiquette pertain- s ing to shotgun weddings; he must t< have gotten too near to one of his k -* - : rhe Drink tudents.... A certain professor brag ring about how many girls he had had n his room in one night when he was t student; he must have been hotter han he is now.... Bill Moore asking )ean Bradley to start a sex hygiene ab.... Bill Brockington calling Tenement [9 and asking for himself... . Essie )avis and Helen Stevenson spending ill of there spare time in anatomy lab ...The Engineer's Club, composed of 3askin, Peele, Gardner, and Young tudying the heavenly bodies-yeah, n the windows of 'Pickens street.... immy Wallace and Cecil Meeks start ag a bubble dance in chemistry lab ...dilbert Fulmer asking War ag Webb why all the sinks were rust ng and leaking in LeConte....Hazel urst and Davis distilling 105% whis ey from nails, cottonseed meal and luto water.... Dean Rowe shooting raps with the senior Engineers, with arns and the Gable brothers looking n....Dr. Whitesell drinking concen rated nitric acid for a chaser.... Mary tlackburn playing post office and re civing a special delivery.... Prof. J. , Moore announcing that he will ever give pH problems again.... 'rof. Charles Mercer being a good ellow (its possible).... E. D. Robin on saying we need hot air control round Marvin Armstrong and W. S. "air (its true) ....The extinguished )r. Copenslaver picking the flours for is coat from the State Hospital rounds.... Lib Anderson being called sight, and not a vision .... Clarence ndrews answering the "man wanted" ign at Columbia College and having be carried home.... Whittle and Veathers teaching the Economics L} class for Prof. Tomlin.... Dr. Lips comb cleaning up his office and lab oratory and discovering four cases of XXX... .Bob Feagan foubleheading a dopey, dizzy, dumb, dinky dame.... Arnold Werle telling boob Dunlap that his car was always full anytime he wanted a ride.... Crook Capehart and Burglar Boykin doing everybody up....Doug McKay winning a sail boat race (rowing). --v. . 0. "Trite Tripe Tribble," the reprobate and gallant of the campus boast ing that his story about women under clothing was written from actual ex periences, but upon investigation by the staff it was learned that his sub jects -never wore such articles. Strange was the celebration twenty years ago after a victorious game with Clemson; water works were not yet installed and the little houses behind the big house were burned. The south end of Wade Hampton's horse, which is facing the north, was painted red and labled Clemson. THE CITADEL BULL DOGS will play for a DANCE TONIGHT At The RIDGEWOOD CLUB No Foolin' Hare's a tip-A lot of girls are Home for the Holidays -Snag One And Step Out SCRIPT 75c Be Sure Its Dark Hal Tribble was just saying that a football player told him that it's get ting so Mr. Harth can't give them a pair of shoe strings without the story coming out in the paper. Teetee Moore has ventured .to sa) that it looks like a person at thih school can't get anything withoul everybody finding it out. Which covers a lot of territory, sc watch your step. Compliments of GERVAIS STREET. PHARMACY PHONE 4347 ECONOMY DRUG CO. PHONE 8119 DISTILLER The dishonorable Mr. Hooch. Hooch G. Fulmer, who was just caught by the jug as he was making 50 per cent love with 2 per cent kisses, 90 per cent petting, and 110 proof cow juice. STATE HOUS MAKERS OF SHE Hot Dogs. Se....................5 Hamburgers ............... . . 10C Barbecue ...c........ - Chicken Salad. The Gameoooks are COLUMBIA DAIRIES I Phone 3171 I want my cigai course-I hardly ti enjoys a strong ciga liver me from the flat I find a great de in Chesterfields. The yet they seem to ha and aroma. I enjoy 1 < Satisfy.. just a di you could a.sk for :avan )otor 00. Da1sios tea coit the min" 2H HOUR NRVIO 9 O.S. 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