The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1936, Page Page Ate, Image 12
Recent Report Reveals
Racket Rings Running
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was operating 16 small bootleg joints,
'Moon Face' Mutchison operated a rou
lette wheel, while 'Louis the Lug' Baker
ran the crap tables.
Much of the information pertaining to
the ring was secured when 'Moocher'
Moss, the mind-reader, turned states'
evidence. It was whispered in under
world circles that the reason for the be
trayal of his past associates was that lie
had been double-crossed and swindled out
of 15 cents during a poker game.
The student council is still in session
today. Others implicated in the clean-up
could not be located since Mouth-piece
Merritt would only answer question by
"Absolutely, absolutely."
-U. 8. a.
Harth Accused Of
Violating Promise
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very careful to stress that point. and no
one has doubted my word. On )r. Gra
ham's roll of honor, our name leads all
the rest."
Commenting on Ilamdur's character,
I-Iarth denounced him as an automobile
snatcher, a sot, and a triple-threat cigar
ette bum, among other things. "I tremble
when I think," declared he, "that IIandur
is only representative of this older gen
eration."
After a long search, the athletic di
rector's secretary was found reposing be
neath a table at the Pig Tail Inn, wear
ing an aquamarine concoction that seemed
considerable sat-on and repeating the
word "when" at frequent intervals. Asked
if she wished to make a statement, she
gigled.
"Bill is nothing to mc but," she said,
"a friend!"
-U. H. 0.
Report That Nudists'
Visit Begins Drive
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It was rumored last night that Pretty
Boy was offering to give three to one
odds that lie would not have another ab
sence in his class the rest of the year.
As this goes to press no one has taken
the bet.
0
0 1936, I.roorr a Mrvas TOs
SwLast
Dot Dunovant exposing her BVDs s
in front of Davis College when she
made a dive for Bill Crisp... .Beaufort i
Mabry getting slightly drunk at the
ZTA dance last week and making love t
to the maid (black) who was serving I
... Rhea Haskell entertaining several I
lady friends in tenement 20 last week;
Judge trying to crash the party....
T. Malphus window shopping on I
South Main last week at 1 a. m.....
Wade Bush camplaining about signing
away his permission to cheat when he (
signed the honor list....Tri Delts s
making it a rule that girls dating in the i
parlor 'must wear asbestos panties J
when dating .... Wilbur Bryan and i
Ray Stokes to keep down the fire haz
ard.... .Boyd "Hawkeye" Hughes wish- i
ing for chickens that had more wings
and accessories....Hal Tribble being h
sued for breech of promise; he prom- k
ised to do more than he is capable of
doing.... Hunt Graham 'huntin for a c
cure-for Measels....Elize 'Hunt C
being chased out of a boy's dormi- o
tory; she didn't fit.... Jimmy Acker- tj
man proudly displaying a pair of pan- T
ties he had taken the night before; he e
loesn't believe in even trades... .Fresh- y
man Causey hiding under the bed a
when he saw his lover's father walk- I
ing across the campus, he now wishes f
that he had crawled under the bed
every time.... a
The managing editor going down I
with the mumps, we hope .... Frank y
Hutto having his mail sent to the Cab- I
ins in the Piies....Cantey beating g
room rent being ousted by irate stu- a
dents.... Dr. I1min asking the librarian /
if she had a book of etiquette pertain- s
ing to shotgun weddings; he must t<
have gotten too near to one of his k
-* - :
rhe
Drink
tudents.... A certain professor brag
ring about how many girls he had had
n his room in one night when he was
t student; he must have been hotter
han he is now.... Bill Moore asking
)ean Bradley to start a sex hygiene
ab....
Bill Brockington calling Tenement
[9 and asking for himself... . Essie
)avis and Helen Stevenson spending
ill of there spare time in anatomy lab
...The Engineer's Club, composed of
3askin, Peele, Gardner, and Young
tudying the heavenly bodies-yeah,
n the windows of 'Pickens street....
immy Wallace and Cecil Meeks start
ag a bubble dance in chemistry lab
...dilbert Fulmer asking War
ag Webb why all the sinks were rust
ng and leaking in LeConte....Hazel
urst and Davis distilling 105% whis
ey from nails, cottonseed meal and
luto water.... Dean Rowe shooting
raps with the senior Engineers, with
arns and the Gable brothers looking
n....Dr. Whitesell drinking concen
rated nitric acid for a chaser.... Mary
tlackburn playing post office and re
civing a special delivery.... Prof. J.
, Moore announcing that he will
ever give pH problems again....
'rof. Charles Mercer being a good
ellow (its possible).... E. D. Robin
on saying we need hot air control
round Marvin Armstrong and W. S.
"air (its true) ....The extinguished
)r. Copenslaver picking the flours for
is coat from the State Hospital
rounds.... Lib Anderson being called
sight, and not a vision .... Clarence
ndrews answering the "man wanted"
ign at Columbia College and having
be carried home.... Whittle and
Veathers teaching the Economics
L}
class for Prof. Tomlin.... Dr. Lips
comb cleaning up his office and lab
oratory and discovering four cases of
XXX... .Bob Feagan foubleheading a
dopey, dizzy, dumb, dinky dame....
Arnold Werle telling boob Dunlap
that his car was always full anytime
he wanted a ride.... Crook Capehart
and Burglar Boykin doing everybody
up....Doug McKay winning a sail
boat race (rowing).
--v. . 0.
"Trite Tripe Tribble," the reprobate
and gallant of the campus boast
ing that his story about women under
clothing was written from actual ex
periences, but upon investigation by
the staff it was learned that his sub
jects -never wore such articles.
Strange was the celebration twenty
years ago after a victorious game with
Clemson; water works were not yet
installed and the little houses behind
the big house were burned. The
south end of Wade Hampton's horse,
which is facing the north, was painted
red and labled Clemson.
THE CITADEL BULL
DOGS
will play for a
DANCE TONIGHT
At The
RIDGEWOOD CLUB
No Foolin'
Hare's a tip-A lot of girls are
Home for the Holidays
-Snag One And Step Out
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Be Sure Its Dark
Hal Tribble was just saying that a
football player told him that it's get
ting so Mr. Harth can't give them a
pair of shoe strings without the story
coming out in the paper.
Teetee Moore has ventured .to sa)
that it looks like a person at thih
school can't get anything withoul
everybody finding it out.
Which covers a lot of territory, sc
watch your step.
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