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Coach. r~. Pictured above is a member of Caro lina's coaching staff that has been holding out on us. An inquiring re porter found yesterday that he is a member of the old Kentucky stock that first invented the rocking chair and' the fan. This family of blue bloods have always been known for the woman-hating sons they turn out. In this case, Donnovan is a black sheep. He had so many girls when be came to Carolina that he was forced to bring Soily and Rammum with him to beat them off. This illustrious member of this aris tocratic family of Muckallisters will soon be transferred to Columbia Col lege where he will conduct a gym class of girls interested in the art of self defense. He will also teach art to the students. Since he has been at Carolina, this person has kept his colorful back ground a secret and his many friends will be glad to know that he is a mem ber of the Big Dogs. It seems that while a young boy, Coach -ran away from home because his parents re fused to allow him to practice his violin lessons on the house. He has continued his work on this instrument to this day and any passerby can hear him playing classical numbers after midnight. After leaving home, this person of whom we are supposed to be gum beating about, gradually went down $10.00 FREE :-: FREE for every vote for Short Grunt Gardner FOR DOG CATCHER Wingfield's Drug Store -Phone 3144 1433 Main Street --D elivye r i es M ade QUALITY IN 3's ::in fabrics ::in styling ::in tailoring MEN'S SUITS $14.75 Sport Suit wins Spring's pop ular award I Easy-action sport backs, pleated or panelled!i Single or double breasted models in the season's finest fabrics . . . smartest patterns! 17urthc LUCKY! H. WILLTARD DAVIS, 4 Dumbell, who recently i the best of a bad job and nounced his engagement t< luscious chemist, Maggie E son of Blarneyville. Pre Eater r Shawl Robelot rated numbc man on the hop-scotch team v day kicked off the squad a flagrant breaking of the strict ing rules laid down by Coach Looney. The extent of his r meanor may be judged by the above. "Our hop-scotchers mus strength and self-control," do Looney, "only the strictest di keep our men in shape for this nous sport." Robelot in telling of his d< declared with tears in his ey was a waitress who lured me restaurant.... the woman tempt and I did eat. Mother warn against women like this." --o. S. V. the ladder and finally ended becoming a football coach. I intrpduced at Carolina the nev guards which can he used o times of emergency. These are made of canvas and can tached upon leaving. His silk L which soften the hearts of tl ponents upon carressing them a great improvement. He came, he saw and he ran why not? Every man out fi football squad weighed ove plounds and all were former players who were brought here up) laundry. Tfhese boys have rolledl in education school wher are being easily passed by Mc FREEMAN SHOES $5.00 Brown-Gray-Blue-.Whit New-Buck With Heavy Crepe Sol Wide Range White an Perforated Shoes NOW ON DISPLAY $5.00 to $6.50 COPELAND Co 1409 Main Street BUCK'S BARBER SHOP ALL HAIR CUTS-25 CEl' With Charlie & Monroe Ba 1205 Lady Street Just Back of National L Store Business Trainir is Essential to Everyone,J ticula.rly College Men Women. Day, Night, Special Classes. Draughon's Business Colleg4 1118 Samter Street Telephones55 ss a 6n rs Caret SILLY BI Great were the honors besto, was crowned the chief pencil ] This great and esteemed posit discovering the principal of the This base literature was found The Damelock and reprinted in censored by even the dance hal: Thief So what ! The world's mos nade Saturday afternoon by Coach an- impression on the midgets at the hours, this mighty man of mu 'imp- and when he attained his goal, mad dash down Main Street a direct result of this. Did you know that Harold that he only wears on special forthcoming about these garme that they have a border of fin remember, Mr. Sooner, to draw Duck Stamman has recently ciety Of American Bareball Coi Flat-head Stamman is known and mouthings about the great rackets have been issued to hi in case the blue ink holds out. Everyday Occurrences: Bill vate courtz and giving all the ,as to- Usurp Can't Very Well play fter a Bridges strums on his guitar o air. train Barrel Jack Crawford giving his c nis-de- contest to the many freshmen I picture Willy Roll juggling three ter t have to the customers that Camels di :clared always brings down the house et cat the new corn pads that are not stren- Rolly Golly Bell playing hop, colored lad1 that performs in 1 wnFal this, that great dual personali !s, "It against Jack,Face. into a Pooch Wagon hitting himself ed me, ball bat whi e attempting to sl ,d me the favorite ame of golf. His moth balls. The Roos rs Klub was disbi up ha Grease Mat son, when some of v sin mie Flatme ) declared it unec mly in Cola if he ii dulged in athleties. Zuards Joe Cama has been elected )e de- team that h s won many trophi louses meet at Bee sburg next tomori ie op is also tem altho he has mastered the C Sil Fetne is the new mei And Only religio is hymns and spiri >r his To end tl is crazy crap, let r 200 into our ha ids while at the . ::oilege :o take 1a3. all en- "O'', the ba1 e they *Without 1 Faller. Of that o 1David Pc Ted Pet4skey, former coach a contract ~o play cricket with national fugme because of the that protrijde out from beneati Fred1 M e intosh is the new visit to Co ch~ Bagner Tuesda e rived from ?the sale of tobacco B arjery (Collins won the .Wc test last w ek by darning a pal Billie DoJrean Weeds is the baseball teamn. (He enjoyed packed galPery. Spinich and sub)jects. Pray'ere/yce Tay3lor is the ne and will g ye instructions in ti niesday t'o lie weaker sex, pros ISon Mec'allister lhas his fee --Prank Soi(ly has his smack anm TIherc is one thing that all while readling this column. Th sCOAOCH PAULEY .A ,0 -ED'S TO Fl brs Coach Firanik Pauley and his in wrestl'ng will give an exh.ibitil hallet da rcing and acrobatic sturt Lquor the Field House tomorrow nigh the bene it of the whiskey-for-u weight-c ildren fund, it was nou nced early this week. Coac Pauley himself will b. cenitral igure in the program will giv exhibitions of his skill < ~r- trapeze bars. He was heard t< an this wee that he had been trai nir and this ever t for some time and. th had gott n his weight rede.ced mere 27 for the gala occ asion a side ;line, Pauley is s.ellin~ broken t apeze bars as kindling, It is ru nred that he sells twoi : loads a ay. 17 L,ewis Lbor, a member of ithe wIll also e on han,4to en i... r At Co SAYINGS r SLINKY ved upon this column when the author pusher on the Mountain View Weekly. ion was awarded yours truly upon his local high school reading trashy novels. to be taken from a certain column in book form. This book has been severely I girls. t disappointed person was exemplified Frank Pauley who failed to make an the new carnival in town. For three sele foughn to get next to the midgets he was .mnubbed by the pee wees. His fter Jack Crawford's lap dog was the Sooner has two sets of red drawers )ccasions ? Little information has been nts, but it has been strangely rumored e lace. How do we know? You must your shades upon retiring. been elected to the Gum-Beaters So tehes which has its origin in Daeusville. internationally for his loud reports eleven he is' going to turn out. New a squad and stirrups will be provided Harth playing tennis on his two pri Ladies a treat by wearing shorts. ,. ing hands with Uncle Fruit whiil Mr. Atside the window. Romance is in the ombined fan dance and snake eating uddled around him in the Prim House. mis bails in the canteen to demonstrate i not affect the nerves. His second act when lie demonstrates to thea Marshal necessarily for the feet. skip and jump with Willie, the dusky lhe canteen. After becoming tired of ty, R. P. Bello, ran the two mile run 'in the back of the head with his base tow a little girl in shorts how to play tennis racket is now reposing with the mnded last night by its president, More its members, (Willie Harth and Sam nstitutional to give a student a Coca the captain of Carolina's new checker s and will compete in the international 'ow. Joel uses the hunt and peck sys 'ulbertson system of how to serve. ber of the Tomato brothers' quartet. tuals are sung. Lis copy a portion of a letter that fell une German five years ago ingt week never gleams >ringing me dreams Id reservoir 'zry iMeans.'' of golf at the Puniversity, has signed P. C. (Poor Coolies). He has attained graceful contours of his shapely legs his snickers. dingier on the cage team. He paid a y~ night and discussed the benefits de in the orient. men 's International Sewing Circle con r of socks with a piece of ebewing gum. latest addition to the Hlouse, of David his first shave Tuesday night before a the art of lov~e making are his favorite w bass singer in the FlameSocks Bands ie art of fencing any night ercept Wed ided1 they are weak cnoug,h to. handle. tfall; Clutch iRammun has his faceball; I thmis- writer has no inspiration. spo.rts lovera always eagerly look for at is the end of it. lID HIS WRESTLING IATURE_BENEFIT FUND class crowd( with his skill and grace. Hi! n of first number will be his interpretatior taon of thme "Little Prairie Flower." This n.der- wilt be followed by the "Rosebu< an Dance" in which he will be assiste< by Vincent Kelly who charms every the one with his mincing and gracefu is lhe movements. n tlie The highlights of the evening will be > say a contest between Pauley and Mor< g fo.r Ice Mattison to determine the mos at he graceful dancer of the two. Each on, to a of these charming men will be allowe< As to chose a number to give as his solb the act. Matty will give an interpretatlo, wood. of a Mocking bird with sound defects ruck. Pauley dressed in a blue. tissite papei costume and blue bonnet tied demure class, ly beneath his chin, will dance as th< t the typIcal sweeth~eart of SIrma Chi. Proposed This is a picture of the proposed &e Collich. In this new edifice the J which they did not possess in the of to wooden supports instead of nailed ern eleotric lights will be installed if persuaded to run a line to the town. it has not been confirmed by any o1 be a shower installed in the buildi though it is doubtful that this radi Kay Detta usually cleanse themselv time when swimming is in vogue, tl fioials may be narrow-minded and more contact with water. Mascot Currie Farnum was elected captain of the All-Sot team at the University of South Carolina at a recent meeting of the board of the sot directors. d Mr. Farnum was taken to the State t( Hospital yesterday following an attack of big-headiness, it was announced by G Mrs. Addle Madder at the Wallace p Thompson Infirmary yesterday. ft Had this happened to Bob Johnson 1r or Bud Alexander the State Hospital h could not have held their heads, it D was announced by Seven Crown Mur- si chison head of the Department for A sots at the Punibursity. o Farnum will return from the hospi- tl tal next week or a funeral will be held instead. Before entering the sick house he was seen tearing up the walk to Davis College. "I cannot see why one should not be permitted to tear up a walk in order to make a class on time," stated Francis W. Wilkins in chapel yesterday. You'll Get A Kick Out Of Us! In Broadway's Hit Of Hits .. . A Pefumnen PId(wt Sill. CROSS? ETlEl, MRRAN CIIARUE RUGLS IDA LUPINO GRACE BRADLEY STARTS THURSDAY COMING MONDAY! Clark Gable-Jean Barlow Kmna Loyin "WIIF3 vs. IZORUTARY"| Buidi3j 1d house for Clemson Ajjioulture angle Ears will have privileges d one. Baskets will be attached to the wall as heretofore. Mod. the federal government can be It has been rumored, although the authorities, that there will ag for cleansing purposes. Al. sal step will be taken sinoe the es at least once in the summer xere is a possibility that the of think that the stewedanti need Heep Big Chief Chief Snake in the Grass Myers has mnned the vestments of his ancestors pose for this photograph which was ade especially for this edition of the mpty Bottle. The many features of rass's countenance are strikingly dis fayed in this pitcher. As a special vor to those who may be interested Indian Lore, he will give an ex ibition of the war dance of his na ve tribe at Chapel next Wednesday. r. Francis W. Bradley has been in :rumental in arranging this program. small admission of two straight pins r four bent ones will be charged for e performance to defray expenses, HONEY ND oN 1 :e1 Smokes Sweet Stays Sweet ISTHIlG ELSE HlAS ITS FLAVOR Ao. Imsperi.l YeN. Belb $1.50 Solves youar PROBLURMS A SMART CARTER CUBE FILLED WITH FINEST FOUNTAIN PEN INK A NEW DESK STAND THAT FITS YOUR POCKET OR DESK PEN DOTE FOR .39c The State Comnpany