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The Domi-Necker BARNYARD CAST-OUT Published once u year by (he literary societies of the University of Sour Carolina Entered as second class matter at the Post olTice at Columbia, March 41, 1M11 1101) AND STAFF Mae West Editoress Wink Kyed-Hong Business Manager Full of Energy Eddite Managing Less Juddle Granger Circulating Chief ASSOCIATE CRIMINALS Prof. Carson, Dr. Stoddard, Dean llelldon Rowe, Slick Seated Merriwedder, and Dean Road Snddt JAUNDICE ASSISTANTS Mister R. G. Helle, with his Y's Rird, Mr. Jock Cliaze, perrennial registrur, Shag McCradv, Clyde Guffney, Ed Sinnns, and Dean Elluett CROWING FOR Share Our Health clubs on the campus. More morons in the Y. M. C. A., more Germans in the German, more politics on the campus, more college spirit since prohibition is over, and ditto more sharing the wealth since the mullet feed llooey sucked the boys in on. YELLOW DAY, EVE, 1935 "T3 w C IB cC +3 X 0> 5; V: cn 3 .SP na 00 3 c o a I * ? . (J ^ w o ec 0) \B 4) ~G 23 fX +- o a > QU tC O bl) O Is 3 g ,2 fe | rB "o H o o Monday and Tuesday raw , j i Matinee 15c III Night 20c Hot Man Bell Hot Man Bell looking the situation over at the recent mullet dinner given by his friend derr kingfish Long at the Columbia Hotel. Hot-man is seen sharing one of Long's seegars. Mr. Bell heartily advocates the Share Our Wealth program and states that he will endeavor to get all the Young Morons Christian Association in behind deer Kingfish's movement. New Mess Hall Due to the popular demand for meals at the mesh hall, Body Hughes, the manager, in order to give better service and meet the demand has purchased this lovely new building for the students. Mr. Boyd Hughes stated that this type of building would be very appropriate for the type of meals he services. Some of the new students who are going to patronize this new building are Willie Carpenter, Burney Dunlap, Ed Salamander, (Jacqueline Emerson) Schnozzle McFadden, Rube Goldberg, A1 Browning. Boyd oflice is reached by the elevator on the north side. Big Fish Story WilmMwK"I (y ST Robert Dunce Baas, noted bull-artis, proves to his bored listeners that all his dear stories are not mere falsehoods. The picture above is one of the three dears mowed down by him in a single shot. Perhaps if the professah were to go fish in', he* could get up a good argument with some of the pupils, who are gifted in the line of telling fishie stories. Stokes Goolsby may be insulted in the line of fish. "COLLI | With Joe Peni Songs Comedy Cantey Causes Frantic Searc (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) foreign country. I saw at some di tance what I thought was an Engli: castle. It was there, near the w; that the very welcome resurrccti< crew rescued me." This correspondent has been i formed that the searchers found Si ting Still lying asleep against Meltt Lookout, munching a discarded cig stub. They finally were able to g him awake and lug him back to tl office. The Marshall is contemplatii writing a book about his travels, ri< with scenes from lands never befo discovered. Here's success to him, b let's hope that he won't ever aga wander off into barbaric regions. V would hate to lose our Marshall. Members of the heroic look-for ere who arc now wondering why they d it, are: Wild Bill Howling (cousin Buffalo), I Am Wiley Brown (as everybody doesn't know), By G Howe-de-hi-de-ho (hotcha), Cario Colina (from Cuba to find the Marshi . . . disappointment), Jack Crawfi (sought the Marshall in self-defenst and practically every other camp man, (knowing that our dear Ma shall's successor would never allc them to beat room rent). Riot Ensues Over Measley Little Quarte (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) on the way down as they stooped pick it up. "Sir," said Babcock haughtily, "hi I suspected that you were so parsii onious as to be in such an indigent nancial state, I should have nev thwarted your scheme to filch tl bagatell?this pittance, this pigmy pi money. Indeed, my good man, I w be glad to give you a quarter to ti< you over until your weekly two dt lars arrive." "My dear young idiot," replied tl Number one Hot Man of the Histo Department, "I could easily buy ai sell you and think I had found and lc a match. I reached for the quart out of curiosity, but from the way y> broke into a run when you saw first glitter, you must have been si fering from malnutrition." After thus lashing each other v< bally they began to slug toe to t< until Short-Circuit Morse came up a separated them. When he learned of the cause of the trouble, Short Circuit gave ca of them a dime, and all depart happily. The quarter? Short Circuit to> that before stopping the fight. Causey Assailed Alon By Buggled Bottle Bug (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) with its invigorating spirits. This w his fall-down. He was quickly jack up and dismantled. He would have never lived to t this story but the booze was so rott that the bugs got drunk and tried tear the building thus allowing o herion to escape. They are the jwftaB' infestation. \ jjl&Jl can be sure tl jW destroying tin J?flj$jl pensive repair W FRE Every inspection made by a exact condition as found. I in TERMi: Guaranteed by E. L. Bruce Individually Bonded by N Look up the above firms ratinj tract. Remember, the ReServ obtaining it. TE] 1312 MAIN STREET SGE I ier Lanny Ross J Lyda Roberti Mai Romance Girls h whats aint 1! is- "I'm No Saint," by John L. Bowden, ^ Hampton. This is an autobiography by one of the eminent Klina boys who hectic life as a rah-rah boy and campus klub sheik n- was thought by prominent publishers, it- Mush and Mush-Mush, to be too inter>n esting and heightened to pass without ar giving the public some peek in on the e* only man who can be trooly said to be Casanova's twentieth century double. Mush-Mush, it must be noted had a difficult time trying to convince partner rc Mush that the last chapter in Bowdcnn's ut story should finish under the Kalitia l,n Moon. Mush contended that the vision was too clear and a darker aspect should end it all, but nevertheless the moon won w, out by a shade as it went down in the id West. Other interesting aspects of this au" tobirography is the crimson covering ed throughout. This attractive feature of ca the book will attract readers everywhere, all says Mush and Mush-Mush, who know sh their psychology. They consulted Prof. :)> Walsh on the situation. us The book can be bought for a quarter, ir" announced Mush, 19 ccnts government tax, six ccnts to cover the paper Bowden used to write his life on. Kalitia Merry Go Round, by D. K. Sturl?i kie (Washington correspondent), Zilch & Zilch, New York, 275 p. 15c. This a very good book that gives the inside lives of a number of the campus politicians, "Spot" Mozingo, Bruce Littlejohn, Basil Whitener, Ira Koger, Richad ard Foster, Werber Bryan, Stanley Bryn~ ant, Al Brissey, Frost Walker, J. Wiley fi" Brown, Clyde Gaffney, Luke Williamson, a,,d Wesley Walker being stressed in full lis length. "n The above mentioned gentlemen may well be looked upon as gamblers who c continually have something up their ) sleeves, moan their losses, and swear vengeance, but all the while continue to ,ie gamble among themselves. ry iid We hear of public declarations of the >st sta,,(l f?r? explanations of why they do certain things, threats as QU what they will do to certain people, its ')Ut a" l'1C w'1"e ^lcse gentlemen who ^ represent particular cogs in the wheels are able to assemble themselves together in order that the old machine might roll their hand-picked wheel horses back into 3C' political offices. n d all ch ?AVOID D ed Every Bridge Player Should ok JUST OUT: THE LAWS 01 Le 50 Cents >ps CULBERTSON'S RED BO as . 0(1 New Playing Cards Fo en THE STATE ] to 1224 Mai >ur Flying Ants Are TERMITES re-productive type or sexual adults, swai When you see them swarming around yo lere is at least one colony of Termites at ; timbers in your property. Don't wait, ii s. Write or Call For a :e inspect NO COST OR OBLIGATION trained and experienced man. A true wri /estigate (very carefully) the firm offering \T f IS POSITIVELY 1^8 1 /V and BON ,ur 0ffe Co., Memphis, Tenn. ational Surety Corporation, New Yor] g in Dun & Bradstreet. They guarantee fu 'ice and Helreatment are as necessary as rminix comp; COLUMBIA rhytfack Oakie -Helen Mack ry Brian ?An All American Musics I THE LIBRARY We will take Spot Mozingo (no, let's you take him?the campus is tired of him) for instance. This famous personage who promised the student body successful social administration (perhaps you have heard of them), is so busy cutting the University appropriation bill, that he hasn't had time to dabble in anything else. Mr. Littlejohn's attempt to make an impression on the campus may well be compared with the fly that lit on the bull's horn. After the fly had bitten the bull until it bccamc exhausted, the insect asked the animal if he was hurting him. Where upon the bull replied that he didn't even know he was there. Mr. J. Wiley Brown's theory of politics can be expressed in the form of a little ditty: "Late to bed, early to rise, shake hands like hell and advertise." The lives of all the campus would-be politicians are given in full, even down to the private meditations of G. Stanley Bryant. \Q "Passing Red Lights Again, Eh! I aentencc you to have JT your eye* examined at vt ll once. Good vision means greater safety to ? yourself; your loved ones...and to others." let us examine your eyes DeSouza OPTICAL CO. 1433 Main Street Charleston Office: 277 King St. ISPUTES? Have The New Official Laws 1 CONTRACT BRIDGE, 1935 \ a Copy OK OP CONTRACT, $2.00 r Bridge And Pinochle BOOK STORE in Street rming to spread jwjpjjft ur property you work eating and IftflEnV t may cause cx'ION J? tten report is furnished showing i Termite eradication. 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