The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1935, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Domi-Necker
BARNYARD CAST-OUT
Published once u year by (he literary societies of the University of
Sour Carolina
Entered as second class matter at the Post olTice at Columbia, March
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Wink Kyed-Hong Business Manager
Full of Energy Eddite Managing Less
Juddle Granger Circulating Chief
ASSOCIATE CRIMINALS
Prof. Carson, Dr. Stoddard, Dean llelldon Rowe, Slick Seated Merriwedder,
and Dean Road Snddt
JAUNDICE ASSISTANTS
Mister R. G. Helle, with his Y's Rird, Mr. Jock Cliaze, perrennial
registrur, Shag McCradv, Clyde Guffney, Ed Sinnns, and Dean Elluett
CROWING FOR
Share Our Health clubs on the campus. More morons in the Y. M.
C. A., more Germans in the German, more politics on the campus,
more college spirit since prohibition is over, and ditto more sharing
the wealth since the mullet feed llooey sucked the boys in on.
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Hot Man Bell
Hot Man Bell looking the situation over at the
recent mullet dinner given by his friend derr kingfish
Long at the Columbia Hotel. Hot-man is seen
sharing one of Long's seegars. Mr. Bell heartily
advocates the Share Our Wealth program and
states that he will endeavor to get all the Young
Morons Christian Association in behind deer Kingfish's
movement.
New Mess Hall
Due to the popular demand for meals at the
mesh hall, Body Hughes, the manager, in order to
give better service and meet the demand has purchased
this lovely new building for the students.
Mr. Boyd Hughes stated that this type of building
would be very appropriate for the type of meals
he services. Some of the new students who are
going to patronize this new building are Willie
Carpenter, Burney Dunlap, Ed Salamander, (Jacqueline
Emerson) Schnozzle McFadden, Rube
Goldberg, A1 Browning.
Boyd oflice is reached by the elevator on the
north side.
Big Fish Story
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Robert Dunce Baas, noted bull-artis, proves to
his bored listeners that all his dear stories are not
mere falsehoods. The picture above is one of the
three dears mowed down by him in a single shot.
Perhaps if the professah were to go fish in', he*
could get up a good argument with some of the
pupils, who are gifted in the line of telling fishie
stories. Stokes Goolsby may be insulted in the
line of fish.
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Frantic Searc
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foreign country. I saw at some di
tance what I thought was an Engli:
castle. It was there, near the w;
that the very welcome resurrccti<
crew rescued me."
This correspondent has been i
formed that the searchers found Si
ting Still lying asleep against Meltt
Lookout, munching a discarded cig
stub. They finally were able to g
him awake and lug him back to tl
office. The Marshall is contemplatii
writing a book about his travels, ri<
with scenes from lands never befo
discovered. Here's success to him, b
let's hope that he won't ever aga
wander off into barbaric regions. V
would hate to lose our Marshall.
Members of the heroic look-for ere
who arc now wondering why they d
it, are: Wild Bill Howling (cousin
Buffalo), I Am Wiley Brown (as
everybody doesn't know), By G
Howe-de-hi-de-ho (hotcha), Cario
Colina (from Cuba to find the Marshi
. . . disappointment), Jack Crawfi
(sought the Marshall in self-defenst
and practically every other camp
man, (knowing that our dear Ma
shall's successor would never allc
them to beat room rent).
Riot Ensues Over
Measley Little Quarte
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on the way down as they stooped
pick it up.
"Sir," said Babcock haughtily, "hi
I suspected that you were so parsii
onious as to be in such an indigent
nancial state, I should have nev
thwarted your scheme to filch tl
bagatell?this pittance, this pigmy pi
money. Indeed, my good man, I w
be glad to give you a quarter to ti<
you over until your weekly two dt
lars arrive."
"My dear young idiot," replied tl
Number one Hot Man of the Histo
Department, "I could easily buy ai
sell you and think I had found and lc
a match. I reached for the quart
out of curiosity, but from the way y>
broke into a run when you saw
first glitter, you must have been si
fering from malnutrition."
After thus lashing each other v<
bally they began to slug toe to t<
until Short-Circuit Morse came up a
separated them.
When he learned of the cause of
the trouble, Short Circuit gave ca
of them a dime, and all depart
happily.
The quarter? Short Circuit to>
that before stopping the fight.
Causey Assailed Alon
By Buggled Bottle Bug
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with its invigorating spirits. This w
his fall-down. He was quickly jack
up and dismantled.
He would have never lived to t
this story but the booze was so rott
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This is an autobiography by one of the
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esting and heightened to pass without
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Mush-Mush, it must be noted had a
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rc Mush that the last chapter in Bowdcnn's
ut story should finish under the Kalitia
l,n Moon. Mush contended that the vision
was too clear and a darker aspect should
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Other interesting aspects of this au"
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This a very good book that gives the
inside lives of a number of the campus
politicians, "Spot" Mozingo, Bruce Littlejohn,
Basil Whitener, Ira Koger, Richad
ard Foster, Werber Bryan, Stanley Bryn~
ant, Al Brissey, Frost Walker, J. Wiley
fi" Brown, Clyde Gaffney, Luke Williamson,
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"n The above mentioned gentlemen may
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its ')Ut a" l'1C w'1"e ^lcse gentlemen who
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him) for instance. This famous personage
who promised the student body successful
social administration (perhaps
you have heard of them), is so busy cutting
the University appropriation bill,
that he hasn't had time to dabble in anything
else.
Mr. Littlejohn's attempt to make an
impression on the campus may well be
compared with the fly that lit on the bull's
horn. After the fly had bitten the bull
until it bccamc exhausted, the insect asked
the animal if he was hurting him. Where
upon the bull replied that he didn't even
know he was there.
Mr. J. Wiley Brown's theory of politics
can be expressed in the form of a
little ditty: "Late to bed, early to rise,
shake hands like hell and advertise."
The lives of all the campus would-be
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the private meditations of G. Stanley
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