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?-j Paternity And Minority News Robert Free'em, Sigma Phi Epsilon, lias been confined to his tooms for the last few days. His girl's father has come to town, and he's an expert marksman. (Bring 'em in dead, Papa.) John Feeling, Sigma Chi, has discontinued his habit of having dates at a Nurse's Home in town. They say he's too slow, " Hetty (it never rains but it pours) Morton, Zeta Tau Alpha, was recently asked out of the Elite Cafe for making too much noise. "Ya, ya," she screamed over her shoulder as she exited, "I've been thrown out of lots better joints than this." ("Ksk, Ksk, Betty.") Bennie Dray Lewis and Elizabeth Boid, Sigma Kappas, are planning to visit Washington, Easter. (But he's dead.) Alpha Tow and Cow Omega are considering the formation of a joint chapter. After all, they might as well. Betty Parlisle, Tri Squelcha, has gone home for the week-end with her roommate, Big Josephine Johnson. Johnny Bo wand Scrape, Pie Kap Flie, has finally gone home after trying for three hours to get his girl to kiss him Rood night, after waking up the entire Woman's Building. John Pumpkin, S. A. P. has suffered a nervous breakdown trying to decide whether to be President of the German Club or crash the W. A. A. He is now confined to the infirmary. Kdith Right (or Wrong), Delta Rater, has as her week-end guest Uncle Fruit. They had a very cherry time, the old prunes. D. I. O. Weather Bureau^ Weather Forecast: Fairer and warmer. Too Gun Pete This is too-gun Guesette, newly elected vice officer of the University. Won In Poker Contest % Professor* Harry Davis, Emma Koldpartige, and Mat Baer who represented the university at an international poker game in Hollywood recently, ?? ' i. IT ftu'<x I, . Wiener Wins Blushing Bride Gorgeous Groom Glows Bev: Burphiaon Unites Elliott And Wienefeld In Colorful Ceremony Friends of Prof. Robert H. Bcnnifelt and Mrs. Irun Dollard will be glad to learn that tlicy have finally been married with "benefit of clergy." The ceremony was performed with the greatest display of magnificant splendor, and was enjoyed by all except the bridegroom. The impressive ring ceremony, characterized by its simplicity and sweetness, was performed by Rev. Burphison, private tutor of the football team at the University. Before the nuptial vows were read, Mr. Maurice Sappison sang "The Prisoner's Song," and the bridal J party entered to the strains of Chopins * funeral march. ? The bridegroom, who was consoled by the best man, "Mugs" Bonn, was beautifully dressed in a lovely sky-blue suit c with accessories to match, the ensemble c accentuating to advantage his delicate, 5 girlish figure. o He wore a dark blue suit, turquois- c blue sox, a navy-blue tie, a blue-check- d ered shirt, a blue-tipped hankerchief, t and a blue face. The bride was given away by her daughter, who carried a georgeus bouquet of June roses in her left hand and a twelve guage, bolt-action, sawed-ofT, Remington shot-gun in her right. u. . o. Clemson Cows Couldn't Catch Catchy Cold ; We must tell you the story of the dumb !j book Salesman. Hearing that the authori- ' ties at Clemson Collitch needed some ] textbooks he immediately rushed up there. ! But he couldn't make a sale because his ! books were written in English. < " pHi ! Watch out signs Other people notice them when you don't?little r habits that are the danger for jangled nerves. And remember, right or people put their own inte tions on them. So it pays to watch your COSTLIER TOB/. Camels arc madi TOBACCOS thi TUN ^ >'.v /. vk . ;> ???? ** * V ? "" . Off I. 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In his defence, Dr. Simmons said that METROPOL "THE OLD THE STUDENTS' 1520 MAIN STREET ^###############################^ CAROLINA DR"5 Phone 8156 "IF IT CAN BE CLEAN The Canteen and G p.E YOU - y* & for the telltale } of jangled ne ?even Get enough sleep?fresl lervous reation?and make Ca * signal cigarette, particularly a steady smoker, wrong, For remember, Can rpreta- lier tobaccos never ja nerves?no matter how nerves, smoke.. 1 ccos 2 from finer, MORE EXPENS in any other popular brand of < Eay | CAMEL CARAVAN with C IN! Thursday at 10 P. M.t E.S.I .'-il-k. -ii ^ jl* c ci xv a He x icer j|^ (, f i club of the Alpha Belta Pie soriety j ine. The student activities building is is their new house mother. j the choclates were given him by an old flame of his and that he had given them to the pupils in order to see if they contained poison. I u. a. o. Paramount Theatares j i Notice: Due to the length of j "Little Women" there will be no J shorts. (Signed) The Management. ? 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