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Paternity And
Minority News
Robert Free'em, Sigma Phi Epsilon,
lias been confined to his tooms for the
last few days. His girl's father has
come to town, and he's an expert marksman.
(Bring 'em in dead, Papa.)
John Feeling, Sigma Chi, has discontinued
his habit of having dates at a
Nurse's Home in town. They say he's
too slow, "
Hetty (it never rains but it pours)
Morton, Zeta Tau Alpha, was recently
asked out of the Elite Cafe for making
too much noise.
"Ya, ya," she screamed over her
shoulder as she exited, "I've been thrown
out of lots better joints than this."
("Ksk, Ksk, Betty.")
Bennie Dray Lewis and Elizabeth
Boid, Sigma Kappas, are planning to
visit Washington, Easter. (But he's
dead.)
Alpha Tow and Cow Omega are considering
the formation of a joint chapter.
After all, they might as well.
Betty Parlisle, Tri Squelcha, has gone
home for the week-end with her roommate,
Big Josephine Johnson.
Johnny Bo wand Scrape, Pie Kap Flie,
has finally gone home after trying for
three hours to get his girl to kiss him
Rood night, after waking up the entire
Woman's Building.
John Pumpkin, S. A. P. has suffered
a nervous breakdown trying to decide
whether to be President of the German
Club or crash the W. A. A. He is now
confined to the infirmary.
Kdith Right (or Wrong), Delta Rater,
has as her week-end guest Uncle Fruit.
They had a very cherry time, the old
prunes.
D. I. O.
Weather Bureau^
Weather Forecast: Fairer and
warmer.
Too Gun Pete
This is too-gun Guesette, newly
elected vice officer of the University.
Won In Poker Contest
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Professor* Harry Davis, Emma
Koldpartige, and Mat Baer who represented
the university at an international
poker game in Hollywood recently,
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Wiener Wins
Blushing Bride
Gorgeous Groom Glows
Bev: Burphiaon Unites Elliott
And Wienefeld In Colorful
Ceremony
Friends of Prof. Robert H. Bcnnifelt
and Mrs. Irun Dollard will be glad to
learn that tlicy have finally been married
with "benefit of clergy." The ceremony
was performed with the greatest
display of magnificant splendor, and was
enjoyed by all except the bridegroom.
The impressive ring ceremony, characterized
by its simplicity and sweetness,
was performed by Rev. Burphison, private
tutor of the football team at the
University. Before the nuptial vows
were read, Mr. Maurice Sappison sang
"The Prisoner's Song," and the bridal J
party entered to the strains of Chopins *
funeral march. ?
The bridegroom, who was consoled by
the best man, "Mugs" Bonn, was beautifully
dressed in a lovely sky-blue suit c
with accessories to match, the ensemble c
accentuating to advantage his delicate, 5
girlish figure.
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He wore a dark blue suit, turquois- c
blue sox, a navy-blue tie, a blue-check- d
ered shirt, a blue-tipped hankerchief, t
and a blue face.
The bride was given away by her
daughter, who carried a georgeus bouquet
of June roses in her left hand and
a twelve guage, bolt-action, sawed-ofT,
Remington shot-gun in her right.
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Clemson Cows Couldn't
Catch Catchy Cold ;
We must tell you the story of the dumb !j
book Salesman. Hearing that the authori- '
ties at Clemson Collitch needed some ]
textbooks he immediately rushed up there. !
But he couldn't make a sale because his !
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habits that are the danger
for jangled nerves.
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people put their own inte
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Simmons Sees Some
Simple Spanish Spewed
Accused of subsidising his Spanish
lasses by giving them candy, Dr. R. K.
iimmons of the Spanish department was
uspended from the factdty by the board
f trustees last Tuesday. He was also
barged with hiding his text books and
leclaring that they were stolen in order
hat he would not have to attend classes.
In his defence, Dr. Simmons said that
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