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Burp ( 4 Burpers Burp For Burping Five Gals Consumed Much Water Dranken, Prunken, Swallowed (At Last) During Heated Arguments, Burp! Resolved that Burp Control should be controlled, was the query of a fiery ttisscl which took place in the Hen House * between J. Wiley Brown and Luke Williamson, affirmative, and May South, High Passion and Diamond Lie, Yeufrigid Burp Society. Five gallons of water was consumed in the grapple. Pullets flew fast and furious, while Gamecocks struggled on the sideline, not game enough for westy hens, Williamson, passionate orator of the old antebellum days when Burp Control was unheard of as a bashful adolescent at a tea-party, waxed furious in behalf of Burp Control being Controlled. His most famous argument and speech was: Give it Liberty and Burp Control. J. Wiley Brown upheld his colleague in (hat;?"All is vanity and the sins of the fathers are visited unto the children to the third and fourth generation!" Caught? o Wp^W 6 ^ Pantsy (or Hallie) Booth, bonny fc* bouncing sylvan attendant in the May r;i Queen Court Catching Bouquets thrown at our recent soverign?Yeah and how are your measles? o 5 "So take pity on the generations to be, ^ and give it Burp Control." The negative came back with "Burp Control should not be Burped. Where would they be in the Middle ages when inevitable lines began to creep across their faces as a result of Burp Control, when that other horrible menace called piforce, would be the inevitable of inevitables? Where would the famous and world honored Oedipus complex be with 1'iirp Control ? The judges were as follows: (Because the audience didn't follow?burp) Square-deal Baker, Non-committal Chase, and Bctween-Betwixt Bradley, all burp judges who burped forth their decision which was burped. (Note?note?note? also burp*). Dean fl-ring-my-clothes Ellyot, could not burp her decision on account of not being holy convinced by any arguments on Burp Control, she could not beer the situation. She said, "It is better to burp and bear the shame, than never to burp and bear the pain." (Exchange). from HEEL to NUNN BUSH SPORT SHOES $6.50 & $7.50 EDGERTON sport shoes $5.00 MARSHALL'S 1636 Main Street L . i.Vi'.n &?'. 1 " 1 1 1 ???t??? Control Is Fa > Carosinian Staff ' TOh&MWWW Staff of the "Carosinian" snapped by an alert pitcher taker just after they had been kicked out of school on the grounds that they had stolen much of the "Carosinian" material from the Piedmonti Churchman and the Baptist Courier. We Nominate For Posterity s The Liggett & Myers Tobacco Company Plant, St Manufacturers of fine smoking and plug chewii "Yes sir.. itjust i your mouth wa> M/y<HE next time you go old ri A out to St. Louis, I wish "A you could just go to this it jus factory and see how they water make Granger Rough Cut. that tc "I tell you it beats any- out ol thing you ever saw to watch them age and condition that St. Lo clean; CjTranS the <S) 1954. Liggett tc My*m Tobacco Co. . wi ..'?I.' -v- ' < 4. ivored / ???????? tUgjjMa sn ^^Hv9MlfHMME|HgB?j (MUHHk', | . ,H- ^ Chapter house of the local chapter of Billy floor exploded; ten thousand men were lef( Brown Buries Sti Batch Of Bull Fo Not having used his vocal organs in so (|cnt long a time one of the most gifted arm- ncxt weavers on the campus has become totally sourc dumb. Those who have known Mr. Junior ^ Willy Brown for some time will not be ( surprised at this, lie has always con- ros( tended that talking is the crudest of all 1 10 ? means of communication, and has never 1 been heard to say over two or three words a month. ^ ^ Since he has become thus afflicted, Mr. Om?c Brown has asked that his friends waste Proct; no sympathy on him, as he will in no ^ wa wise be handicapped, but will be perfectly happy in his newly-found solitude. l'lc 8 It is said that he descends from North- Pr< ern Indians, and owes his distaste for con- the I versation to this ancestry. nicdi* pe Kentucky Burley. nd aroma?well sir, t makes your mouth to get a good whiff of )bacco when it comes ^ f those hot ovens. ^erything about that ^ uis factory is just as ^ as your own kitchen." 'er Rou ) pipe tobacco that the pipe tobacco 1 Tflis rage is Free iversity ht away when a still on the ground Helliott Hastenes Hard Hitchkiking "Dad" Helliot, familiarly known as Vimee Simple McKerosene, traveling epresentative of the Muffler Earmuff -o., paid a brief visit of two years to the .'niversity campus last week. I was much pleased at my reception," eclared Simple, as he is familiarly known n three collegians scattered over the enire United States. "I made just one short talk of only six ours," Pappy declared, "and when I got ip to make my second speech I was very leased to see that every member of the tidience was wearing one of the patented luffler Earmuffs." As an act of appreciation the entire Indent body contributed to buy Pappy lelliot a railroad ticket to Tibuctoo. * sensible package 10 cents Lit 9 like it ty (In i Burned 9 H fl sots everywhere which moved rigl t homeless. idents Expelled For Secret Sin j ur well known members of the stulx>dy will be asked to leave school week, it was learned from reliable ^ :cs early to-day. r icse four men, Jimmy' Frailsford, ( y Borehead, Hey-hey Clarkson, and ^ (Jo-Jo) Balker were found to be iflficers of a secret society and, ac- d ig to tbe constitution, secret societies ii aimed from the campus. ' t is organization, which was called rummy Delta Kapper, carried on li edings under a veil of heavy silence, u s only by accident that Judge Blank- p secret operative No. 47, discovered a roup. > ?sident Taker ordered O. D. K. to Jniversity infirmary to under-go a s :al examination. 1 K&\f iii pill irwl p I ^ < ^jjjl if ^ INIIIhI gh o s MILD hat's COOL .folks seem ft