The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1934, Page This Page Is Free, Image 3
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Burpers Burp
For Burping
Five Gals Consumed
Much Water Dranken, Prunken,
Swallowed (At Last) During
Heated Arguments, Burp!
Resolved that Burp Control should be
controlled, was the query of a fiery ttisscl
which took place in the Hen House
* between J. Wiley Brown and Luke Williamson,
affirmative, and May South,
High Passion and Diamond Lie, Yeufrigid
Burp Society. Five gallons of
water was consumed in the grapple.
Pullets flew fast and furious, while
Gamecocks struggled on the sideline, not
game enough for westy hens, Williamson,
passionate orator of the old antebellum
days when Burp Control was unheard
of as a bashful adolescent at a
tea-party, waxed furious in behalf of
Burp Control being Controlled.
His most famous argument and speech
was: Give it Liberty and Burp Control.
J. Wiley Brown upheld his colleague in
(hat;?"All is vanity and the sins of
the fathers are visited unto the children
to the third and fourth generation!"
Caught?
o Wp^W
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^ Pantsy (or Hallie) Booth, bonny
fc* bouncing sylvan attendant in the May
r;i Queen Court Catching Bouquets
thrown at our recent soverign?Yeah
and how are your measles?
o
5 "So take pity on the generations to be,
^ and give it Burp Control."
The negative came back with "Burp
Control should not be Burped. Where
would they be in the Middle ages when
inevitable lines began to creep across their
faces as a result of Burp Control, when
that other horrible menace called piforce,
would be the inevitable of inevitables?
Where would the famous and
world honored Oedipus complex be with
1'iirp Control ?
The judges were as follows: (Because
the audience didn't follow?burp)
Square-deal Baker, Non-committal Chase,
and Bctween-Betwixt Bradley, all burp
judges who burped forth their decision
which was burped. (Note?note?note?
also burp*). Dean fl-ring-my-clothes
Ellyot, could not burp her decision on
account of not being holy convinced by
any arguments on Burp Control, she could
not beer the situation. She said, "It is
better to burp and bear the shame, than
never to burp and bear the pain." (Exchange).
from HEEL to
NUNN BUSH SPORT SHOES
$6.50 & $7.50
EDGERTON sport shoes
$5.00
MARSHALL'S
1636 Main Street
L . i.Vi'.n &?'.
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Control Is Fa
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Carosinian Staff
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Staff of the "Carosinian" snapped by an alert pitcher taker just after they
had been kicked out of school on the grounds that they had stolen much of
the "Carosinian" material from the Piedmonti Churchman and the Baptist
Courier.
We Nominate For Posterity s
The
Liggett & Myers Tobacco Company Plant, St
Manufacturers of fine smoking and plug chewii
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your mouth wa>
M/y<HE next time you go old ri
A out to St. Louis, I wish "A
you could just go to this it jus
factory and see how they water
make Granger Rough Cut. that tc
"I tell you it beats any- out ol
thing you ever saw to watch
them age and condition that St. Lo
clean;
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Chapter house of the local chapter of Billy
floor exploded; ten thousand men were lef(
Brown Buries Sti
Batch Of Bull
Fo
Not having used his vocal organs in so (|cnt
long a time one of the most gifted arm- ncxt
weavers on the campus has become totally sourc
dumb.
Those who have known Mr. Junior ^
Willy Brown for some time will not be (
surprised at this, lie has always con- ros(
tended that talking is the crudest of all 1 10 ?
means of communication, and has never 1
been heard to say over two or three
words a month. ^ ^
Since he has become thus afflicted, Mr. Om?c
Brown has asked that his friends waste Proct;
no sympathy on him, as he will in no ^ wa
wise be handicapped, but will be perfectly
happy in his newly-found solitude. l'lc 8
It is said that he descends from North- Pr<
ern Indians, and owes his distaste for con- the I
versation to this ancestry. nicdi*
pe Kentucky Burley.
nd aroma?well sir,
t makes your mouth
to get a good whiff of
)bacco when it comes ^
f those hot ovens.
^erything about that ^
uis factory is just as ^
as your own kitchen."
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pipe tobacco that
the pipe tobacco 1
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iversity
ht away when a still on the ground
Helliott Hastenes
Hard Hitchkiking
"Dad" Helliot, familiarly known as
Vimee Simple McKerosene, traveling
epresentative of the Muffler Earmuff
-o., paid a brief visit of two years to the
.'niversity campus last week.
I was much pleased at my reception,"
eclared Simple, as he is familiarly known
n three collegians scattered over the enire
United States.
"I made just one short talk of only six
ours," Pappy declared, "and when I got
ip to make my second speech I was very
leased to see that every member of the
tidience was wearing one of the patented
luffler Earmuffs."
As an act of appreciation the entire
Indent body contributed to buy Pappy
lelliot a railroad ticket to Tibuctoo.
*
sensible package
10 cents
Lit
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ty (In i
Burned
9 H fl
sots everywhere which moved rigl
t homeless.
idents Expelled
For Secret Sin j
ur well known members of the stulx>dy
will be asked to leave school
week, it was learned from reliable ^
:cs early to-day. r
icse four men, Jimmy' Frailsford, (
y Borehead, Hey-hey Clarkson, and ^
(Jo-Jo) Balker were found to be
iflficers of a secret society and, ac- d
ig to tbe constitution, secret societies ii
aimed from the campus. ' t
is organization, which was called
rummy Delta Kapper, carried on li
edings under a veil of heavy silence, u
s only by accident that Judge Blank- p
secret operative No. 47, discovered a
roup. >
?sident Taker ordered O. D. K. to
Jniversity infirmary to under-go a s
:al examination. 1
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