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FRAT NEWS While many men are being pledged to honorary fraternities, it is well to compare the system used to that of many nearby colleges. Comparisons are known to be odious, but they arc never so much so save when they detract locally. At Davidson, an Honorary Fraternity council is in evidence, and a bid day is held. Many of these groups hold their meetings at the houses of Social I' raternities. This tends to stimulate an interest in the honorary group and create good feeling between groups of different status. About this time of the year, comes the traditional "open house season at many colleges. '1 his plan gets the members of the various frats together and introduces them to the non-frat group. Then too, it gives members of the faculty an opportunity to become far more closely acquainted with their students than they ordinarily would. And of course the studc and stewed get a mutually happy result in the inevitable pulling. Scwance, crudely called the fraternity schoo., seems to be staging a frat publicity campaign; the last issue of their "purple blatcr" having given over the front page to various social activities of pledges. It is earnestly hoped I that this effort takes an entirely local turn, as frats and their activities have Ijaincd even the "undue amount" of Riblicity at Scwance during the last K\v years. I Phi Epsilon Pi held pledge services fcr Julian Gordon of Summerton, Ryer Poliakoff of Abbeville, and King kcyserling and Louis Weinberg of feeaufort. I The Delta Club (pledged Sigma fchi) announces the pledging of Frank praham, freshman, of Columbia. I The many prominent officers, alumni, and guests, who will be here for the Installation of Sigma Chi and Sigma BMii Epsilon, should carry away with them a very favorable impression of both the University's hospitality and Its athletic standing. 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