The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 29, 1929, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8
FRAT NEWS
While many men are being pledged
to honorary fraternities, it is well to
compare the system used to that of
many nearby colleges. Comparisons
are known to be odious, but they arc
never so much so save when they detract
locally.
At Davidson, an Honorary Fraternity
council is in evidence, and a bid
day is held.
Many of these groups hold their
meetings at the houses of Social I' raternities.
This tends to stimulate an
interest in the honorary group and
create good feeling between groups
of different status.
About this time of the year, comes
the traditional "open house season at
many colleges. '1 his plan gets the
members of the various frats together
and introduces them to the non-frat
group. Then too, it gives members of
the faculty an opportunity to become
far more closely acquainted with their
students than they ordinarily would.
And of course the studc and stewed
get a mutually happy result in the
inevitable pulling.
Scwance, crudely called the fraternity
schoo., seems to be staging a frat
publicity campaign; the last issue of
their "purple blatcr" having given over
the front page to various social activities
of pledges. It is earnestly hoped
I that this effort takes an entirely local
turn, as frats and their activities have
Ijaincd even the "undue amount" of
Riblicity at Scwance during the last
K\v years.
I Phi Epsilon Pi held pledge services
fcr Julian Gordon of Summerton,
Ryer Poliakoff of Abbeville, and King
kcyserling and Louis Weinberg of
feeaufort.
I The Delta Club (pledged Sigma
fchi) announces the pledging of Frank
praham, freshman, of Columbia.
I The many prominent officers, alumni,
and guests, who will be here for the
Installation of Sigma Chi and Sigma
BMii Epsilon, should carry away with
them a very favorable impression of
both the University's hospitality and
Its athletic standing. During their
ptay on the campus, Home Coming
BDay will be celebrated, and besides
(seeing many old grads returning to
[their Alma Mater, they will witness
la choice spectacle in the battle be[tween
the Universities of the two
Carolinas.
u.s.c.
Small Son: "Daddy, what do you
call a man who drives a car?"
"It depends on how close he comes
to me."
"Did you ever hear the story about
the two Scotchmen who were crossing
the Atlantic in the bridal suite of
the Maurctania?"
"No."
"Neither did I."
Then there's one about the Scotchman
who bought two loaves of bread
for supper and then sat in the subway
waiting for the jam.?Hullo-Raloo.
Tarkenton: "I'm a terrible ladies'
man."
Runalduc: "You mean your ladies
are terrible. I've seen them."
"You say your laundry woman reminds
you of a good preacher?"
"Yes, she's always bringing things
home to me that I never saw before."
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The greatest charm of any girl
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around in the middle of the block."
Lady: "Oh, I think I can make
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"Where do you live in the city1
close in?"
"Fairly so?thirty minutes on foe
fifteen by motor car, twenty-five b
street car and forty-live by telephone
?Drexcrd.
An old negro was being tried ft
beating his wife, the Judge inquire
?"Uncle, is this your first offense!
s Old Negro?: Naw, sub! she's m
fifth."
A friend of ours called up a sororil
)_ house and asked the young maiden 1
give him a hot date; and she ga^
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recently appointed a committee to r<
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terested in renting the ante-room fc
a clnh room, Bids can be turned in t
Wilson O. VVeldon, chairman of tli
committee.
All candidates for the Boxing Teai
will report to the Gymnasium at 5:C
o'clock on Monday afternoon.
Jokes
She's just a little mite.
Yeah! Dynamite.
Jim, the porter: "Boss, dc ladic
has finally giv' in, ain't they?"
Boss: "Give in? IIow?"
Jim: "Well, I saw a sign down d
street which read: 'Ladies' Rcady-tc
Wear Clothes.' "
My girl's heart is like a footba
stadium?room for everybody.
"Is your daughter popular?"
"Well, I can't park within tlirc
blocks of my house."?Colgate Bante
She: "Did you tip over that canc
deliberately?"
He: "No, I did it as uncxpectedl
as possible."?Exchange.
Associate Editor: "Let's not prii
any more Scotch, prohibition, or c<
ed jokes."
Editor: "All right. I'm tired pu
ting out this lousy magazine, anj
way."
"Are you sure your folks know I'l
coming home to dinner with you?"
"They ought to. They argued wit
me a whole hour over it."?Tex?
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MEN'S preference for a man';
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pipe. And third, these mean you ge'
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fullness of rich smoke.
There's even a fourth reason: yoi
like good company. The pipe-smok
ing brotherhood is that.
Tobacco's at its best in a pipe. I
gets a chance to be itself there?1<
loosen up as it comes to life, to ex
pand and take in air and glow. Onb
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moreover, for pipes tell the trutl
about tobacco. Choice leaves, choic
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?u "She's a corker!"
"Who?"
3t "Oh, the girl who works down al
<- the bottling factory."
"In Kansas it is unlawful for a
, movie kiss to last over fifty feet ol
s film."
"Gosh, I've had some in that state
that lasted over three miles of concretc
paving."
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"Stop reaching across the table, Junior!
Haven't you a tongue?"
"Yes, sir, but my arm is longer."?
Colgate Banter.
"I've been under the doctor's car<
>t, for thirty-five years."
>y "My goodness, what has been th<
matter with you?"
"I got very foolish when I was 11
and married a doctor."?Curnel
)r Widow.
:d
?" "Where were you last night? Some
iy body said you were in a drunkei
state."
"Oh, yes, I was in New York."
ty .
to Negro in cell No. i:i: "Hey, wlia
,'C time is it?"
? Neighbor in cell No. 14: "Wha
do you want to know for, you ain'
_ going no place."
Collegiate: "Someone has stolen nr
car."
Campus Cop: "These antique col
lectors will stop at nothing.?Rutgcr
Chanticleer.
Mortician (giving his weekly orde
to the coffin factory): "Not one cof
fin, a carload."
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