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Morsels To do good to mankind is the chival rous plan, as the dusty knight saic when he asked for a lift, and it's al ways been our wildest ambition to gc down in history as a man who die something of lasting bene .t to th< species. Now therefore be it resolvec that the authorities of this our fail University join with those of the stat< in forming a Society for the Prevention of Theme Songs. Such an organization would be just as beneficial and relieve just as much suffering as the Order of Elks, Knight* of Columbus, First Families of Vir ginia, and Cream of Wheat. Thej satisfy. And now folks, you will be enter tained with a soul-soothing little dittj entitled "Ode On A Typewriter," tc he sung to the tune of "She Was Pool Hut She Was Honest." Here goes: I wish that I knew hww to work one I wish I couod hit the rifht kay, 1 wash I could wrkte a bit fasrer, 1 whsh I coedd practivc all dai. I wish I could use all ten fingers. (Not a single mystzke in thkt linel] I thwnk I'm improcing a litlttt? Oh, Hslll I wqshb I co&ud telir th< blame tilling tl peaces! % lo get the full effect of this sonj it should be sung in a bathroom where the acoustics arc good. The drugstore cowboy says th< calves are gcttin' thinner. It ain't been long since we Iearnec to write 29, and in a couple months doggonnit, we'll hafta write 30. tj.s. o. Mme. De HORVATH WRITES HANDBOOK REVIEWED BY THE ETUDE Right Hand Technic" Writtei For Violin Teachers And Serious Students Right Hand Technic." a handbool for violin teachers and serious stu dents written by Mme. Felice de Hor vath, formerly connected with Colum bia College but now with the Univer sity, has been reviewed in the currcn number of The Ftude, a magazim published by Presser. The foreword is written by Gilber Augustus Selby and pays high tribute to the ability and training of tin author. The preface states that tin hook contains principals as taught bi the author. The book is dedicated to Kat< Glenn Hardin, the former dean o women at Columbia College. IJ.N.C. BIRDS BOW TO TIGERS (Continued from Page 6) Clemson's thirst for victory wasn' to be denied however. She took tin ball directly after Carolina's secont touchdown and drove, shoved ant ripped the pigskin over first one white stripe and then another, until the bal rested on the 15 yard line. Goat Mc Millan took the ball at this junctior and crashed his way through a badlj shattered Gamecock line for the touch <l?Wn' Extra point was kicked anc the score was 21 to 14 in favor o the Aggies. The final whistle soundec a few moments later. The Clemson forward wall, consist nig almost exclusively of 200 pounder! ?rom tackle to tackle, outchargec their lighter opponents throughou the game and opened gaping hole: their backs to plow through. Th< 1 iger interference and blocking wa! well nigh perfect and most of th< time all their backs had to do vva: run through an open field. BEALL STARS Captain Julian Bcall, playing hii last varsity game against Clemson was the stalwart in the Carolina line figuring in almost every play, whiU Rhame, Boineau and Stoddard fur nished most of the fireworks in tin back field. It would be difficult to enumerate all of Clemson's stars. Justus, Mc Carley and McMillan gained the most ground while the entire line played ii a spectacular manner. Particularly, Col lins and Swofford, two giant tackles aided materially in the Clemson win opening up big holes in the opposing line time and time again for theii backs to gallop through. V.H.C. Julie: "Professor, I can't go to clas! today." Professor: "Why?" Julie: "I don't feel well." Professor: "Where don't you fee well?" Julie: "In class." "The next person who interrupts th< proceedings will be sent home," de clared the judge. "Hurray," yelled the prisoner. Carolina Stua Cast Of * i < TAKE PROMINENT ROLES 1 IN PLAY 1 William Broughton And Catherine | Boyle Chosen For Parts In Production Two University students have been cast for parts in the latest production t of the Town Theatre, "Paris Bound," > which will be staged early in Novem> her. The production is under the di rection of Harry Davis, a graduate ' of the University. He is assisted by his wife, formerly Ora Mae Jackson of the University. William Broughton, a sophomore, ' is playing the role of Richard Parish, ) one of the prominent parts in the r play. He gives vent to his skill as a pianist several times during the play, his role calling for a talented and * youthful musician. Radical and sophisticated, Parish has no compunction about trying to shatter the romance of two newly-weds, but fails. Catherine Boyle will go on stage as Fannie Shippan. Her part calls ' for some clever acting in a lesser role, and adds to the comedy element 1 in the play. "Paris Bound" is the first play to be produced at the Town Theatre since Mr. Davis* advent, and his ' audience will contain many University students who arc interested in his ? success. Many students have taken part in the production in the past, and the work of the duo in "Paris j Bound" is expected to excel. SIGMA DELTA CHI ELECTS OFFICERS HALSEY ELECTED Fraternity To Initiate Six Promi1 nent Members Of School Of Journalism At a meeting Monday of Sigma Delta Chi, national journalistic frac ternity, officers for the present year were elected, and plans for initiating pledges considered. Chosen to replace Jesse Rutledge, " now with the Columbia State, Ashley * Halsey was elected president. Harry * L. llingson retains the office of vicepresident to which he was elected last J term. Oscar D. Black became secre^ tary when the ballots were counted, ^ and Francis L. May, treasurer. Dean 2 J. Rion McKissick is faculty advisor. f The fraternity will initiate six prominent members of the journalism L| school early in 1930, and at the same ' time plans to induct outstanding editors and newspaper owners of the state. Halsey will go to the national convention at the University of Missouri November 18, 19. and 20 as | official delegate of the local chaptcr. ?HERE & THERE? ^ Diner: "I'd like tome chicken cro? quettes." j Waiter: "Yes, sir. Do you prefer j those made out of pork or the ones ? made from hash?" ^ Mother: "My poor Jimmie is so " unfortunate." Caller: "How is that?" Mother: "During the track meet he j broke one of the best records they f had in college."?Exchange. "So you think you're a tennis player, do you? I could beat you left hand; cd." j "Sorry, I don't play left handed." Winthrop girl: "Is it true that | Helen has a secret sorrow?" Ditto: "Why yes; hasn't she told \ you of it?" College Lad (arrested for speeding): "But, your Honor, I am a college boy." s Judge: "Ignorance doesn't excuse t anybody."?College Humor. : Miss Clayton: "Who was Homer?" Harold M.: "He was the fellow who e made Babe Ruth famous." ? Miss Richardson?In what battle did - General Wolfe when hearing of vict tory, cry, "I die happy?" i Joe Still?I think it was his last - battle. t ? Jimmy?You know I do right well, f I write to my folks once a day. * Sam?I didn't know you went broke that often. Tonsorial Artist: Business is rotten. If it doesn't pick up soon I'm going to open a butcher shop. I Voice from Barber Chair: And will you close this one? He: "What are all those men do; ing in a circle with their heads to gethcr? Is it a football team?" She: "No, my dear, just a bunch of Scotchmen lighting a cigarette." lents In 'Paris Bound" t EUPHRADIANS TO RECEIVE BIDS ANTE-ROOM TO BE RENTED Weldon, White And McLeod Appointed By Brown To Receive Offers For Rent The regular weekly meeting of the huphradian Literary society was cut short due to the many activities preceding the Clemson game, the debate being postponed to a future meeting. The only two literary parts of the program held were current events given by M. L. Hicks, and the declamation, rendered by J. J. Brown. Both men acquitted themselves well. A committee was appointed by S. E. Brown, presiding in the absence of President Atkinson, to receive bids for the rental of the ante-room of the society. The bids will be closed on November 5th, at which time the award will be made public. Wilson O. Weldon is chairman of the gro'ip, with Yancey McLeod and H. A. White to assist him. This committee is empowered to draw up a contract with the approval of the society. U.H.C. E. BOYCE NORRIS HEADS SOCIETY (Continued fiom Page 1) Five candidates entered the contest for the board of pardons. J. W. Brown, first with 58 votes, will be i chairman during the coming term. G. A. Preacher, with 40 votes, and W. R. Taylor with 52, are others of the judicial trio. The election was marked throughout by quiet and orderly conduct, mild nominating speeches, and a lack of political virus. U.S. o.? "Nigger, fore ah finishes rollin up mail sleeves an sails into yo, has yo any mo questions to ask?" "Jes one, big boy, jes one. Is yo-all lcavin a wife an chillun?" I, = | HOI Football is our Suits an overhead pas hold against SUITS 2 PANTJ ALL Hop* WANTED?To learn the identity of the assistant circulation manager of IHE CAROLINIAN. Whoever he is, the gentleman came into office suddenly at an election last year, and has not been seen or heard of since. He lias work to do if lie applies immediately to John Bolt Culbertson, circulation manager. Other applicants and ambitious youngsters will be gladly received by Culbertson as THE CAROLINIAN is to be distributed over the campus this week. U.H.O. Teacher: "What was the greatest thing about George Washington?" Johnny: "His memory. They erected a monument to it."?U. of S. Calif Wampus. carolina Why don't more of you take ship? We trained the World's on request. BOWEN-CONNATSER ] Corner Sumter and Lad) I AILIIJC mo.vt ?at. o?r, . . ! ,M".11 WCATHERPQK alligator is one j ' A i snappy outcrgar- . ^ \ 1 mcnt?and you can ../ 1 i slosh around in it all : Vffl day and never get .. Jflt wet. Turns rain, 4, _ wind, dust. 15 Models for 1, Men and Women $7.50 to $25 THE ALLIGATOR CO. St. Louis TheyVe Got Youi New! alligai Protect trouser legs?all < $2 and $3.50 a pair KEEP PRY FROM LINE! in tlie air.?We speak in footbal tl O'coats. Our line doesn't neet sing. 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