The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 29, 1929, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7
Morsels
To do good to mankind is the chival
rous plan, as the dusty knight saic
when he asked for a lift, and it's al
ways been our wildest ambition to gc
down in history as a man who die
something of lasting bene .t to th<
species. Now therefore be it resolvec
that the authorities of this our fail
University join with those of the stat<
in forming a Society for the Prevention
of Theme Songs.
Such an organization would be just
as beneficial and relieve just as much
suffering as the Order of Elks, Knight*
of Columbus, First Families of Vir
ginia, and Cream of Wheat. Thej
satisfy.
And now folks, you will be enter
tained with a soul-soothing little dittj
entitled "Ode On A Typewriter," tc
he sung to the tune of "She Was Pool
Hut She Was Honest." Here goes:
I wish that I knew hww to work one
I wish I couod hit the rifht kay,
1 wash I could wrkte a bit fasrer,
1 whsh I coedd practivc all dai.
I wish I could use all ten fingers.
(Not a single mystzke in thkt linel]
I thwnk I'm improcing a litlttt?
Oh, Hslll I wqshb I co&ud telir th<
blame tilling tl peaces! %
lo get the full effect of this sonj
it should be sung in a bathroom
where the acoustics arc good.
The drugstore cowboy says th<
calves are gcttin' thinner.
It ain't been long since we Iearnec
to write 29, and in a couple months
doggonnit, we'll hafta write 30.
tj.s. o.
Mme. De HORVATH
WRITES HANDBOOK
REVIEWED BY THE ETUDE
Right Hand Technic" Writtei
For Violin Teachers And
Serious Students
Right Hand Technic." a handbool
for violin teachers and serious stu
dents written by Mme. Felice de Hor
vath, formerly connected with Colum
bia College but now with the Univer
sity, has been reviewed in the currcn
number of The Ftude, a magazim
published by Presser.
The foreword is written by Gilber
Augustus Selby and pays high tribute
to the ability and training of tin
author. The preface states that tin
hook contains principals as taught bi
the author.
The book is dedicated to Kat<
Glenn Hardin, the former dean o
women at Columbia College.
IJ.N.C.
BIRDS BOW
TO TIGERS
(Continued from Page 6)
Clemson's thirst for victory wasn'
to be denied however. She took tin
ball directly after Carolina's secont
touchdown and drove, shoved ant
ripped the pigskin over first one white
stripe and then another, until the bal
rested on the 15 yard line. Goat Mc
Millan took the ball at this junctior
and crashed his way through a badlj
shattered Gamecock line for the touch
<l?Wn' Extra point was kicked anc
the score was 21 to 14 in favor o
the Aggies. The final whistle soundec
a few moments later.
The Clemson forward wall, consist
nig almost exclusively of 200 pounder!
?rom tackle to tackle, outchargec
their lighter opponents throughou
the game and opened gaping hole:
their backs to plow through. Th<
1 iger interference and blocking wa!
well nigh perfect and most of th<
time all their backs had to do vva:
run through an open field.
BEALL STARS
Captain Julian Bcall, playing hii
last varsity game against Clemson
was the stalwart in the Carolina line
figuring in almost every play, whiU
Rhame, Boineau and Stoddard fur
nished most of the fireworks in tin
back field.
It would be difficult to enumerate
all of Clemson's stars. Justus, Mc
Carley and McMillan gained the most
ground while the entire line played ii
a spectacular manner. Particularly, Col
lins and Swofford, two giant tackles
aided materially in the Clemson win
opening up big holes in the opposing
line time and time again for theii
backs to gallop through.
V.H.C.
Julie: "Professor, I can't go to clas!
today."
Professor: "Why?"
Julie: "I don't feel well."
Professor: "Where don't you fee
well?"
Julie: "In class."
"The next person who interrupts th<
proceedings will be sent home," de
clared the judge.
"Hurray," yelled the prisoner.
Carolina Stua
Cast Of *
i <
TAKE PROMINENT ROLES
1 IN PLAY
1 William Broughton And Catherine
| Boyle Chosen For Parts
In Production
Two University students have been
cast for parts in the latest production
t of the Town Theatre, "Paris Bound,"
> which will be staged early in Novem>
her. The production is under the di
rection of Harry Davis, a graduate
' of the University. He is assisted by
his wife, formerly Ora Mae Jackson
of the University.
William Broughton, a sophomore,
' is playing the role of Richard Parish,
) one of the prominent parts in the
r play. He gives vent to his skill as a
pianist several times during the play,
his role calling for a talented and
* youthful musician. Radical and sophisticated,
Parish has no compunction
about trying to shatter the romance
of two newly-weds, but fails.
Catherine Boyle will go on stage
as Fannie Shippan. Her part calls
' for some clever acting in a lesser
role, and adds to the comedy element
1 in the play.
"Paris Bound" is the first play to
be produced at the Town Theatre
since Mr. Davis* advent, and his
' audience will contain many University
students who arc interested in his
? success. Many students have taken
part in the production in the past, and
the work of the duo in "Paris
j Bound" is expected to excel.
SIGMA DELTA CHI
ELECTS OFFICERS
HALSEY ELECTED
Fraternity To Initiate Six Promi1
nent Members Of School
Of Journalism
At a meeting Monday of Sigma
Delta Chi, national journalistic frac
ternity, officers for the present year
were elected, and plans for initiating
pledges considered.
Chosen to replace Jesse Rutledge,
" now with the Columbia State, Ashley
* Halsey was elected president. Harry
* L. llingson retains the office of vicepresident
to which he was elected last
J term. Oscar D. Black became secre^
tary when the ballots were counted,
^ and Francis L. May, treasurer. Dean
2 J. Rion McKissick is faculty advisor.
f The fraternity will initiate six prominent
members of the journalism
L| school early in 1930, and at the same
' time plans to induct outstanding editors
and newspaper owners of the
state. Halsey will go to the national
convention at the University of Missouri
November 18, 19. and 20 as
| official delegate of the local chaptcr.
?HERE & THERE?
^ Diner: "I'd like tome chicken cro?
quettes."
j Waiter: "Yes, sir. Do you prefer
j those made out of pork or the ones
? made from hash?"
^ Mother: "My poor Jimmie is so
" unfortunate."
Caller: "How is that?"
Mother: "During the track meet he
j broke one of the best records they
f had in college."?Exchange.
"So you think you're a tennis player,
do you? I could beat you left hand;
cd."
j "Sorry, I don't play left handed."
Winthrop girl: "Is it true that
| Helen has a secret sorrow?"
Ditto: "Why yes; hasn't she told
\ you of it?"
College Lad (arrested for speeding):
"But, your Honor, I am a college
boy."
s Judge: "Ignorance doesn't excuse
t anybody."?College Humor.
: Miss Clayton: "Who was Homer?"
Harold M.: "He was the fellow who
e made Babe Ruth famous."
? Miss Richardson?In what battle did
- General Wolfe when hearing of vict
tory, cry, "I die happy?"
i Joe Still?I think it was his last
- battle.
t
? Jimmy?You know I do right well,
f I write to my folks once a day.
* Sam?I didn't know you went broke
that often.
Tonsorial Artist: Business is rotten.
If it doesn't pick up soon I'm going
to open a butcher shop.
I Voice from Barber Chair: And will
you close this one?
He: "What are all those men do;
ing in a circle with their heads to
gethcr? Is it a football team?"
She: "No, my dear, just a bunch
of Scotchmen lighting a cigarette."
lents In
'Paris Bound"
t
EUPHRADIANS TO
RECEIVE BIDS
ANTE-ROOM TO BE RENTED
Weldon, White And McLeod Appointed
By Brown To Receive
Offers For Rent
The regular weekly meeting of the
huphradian Literary society was cut
short due to the many activities preceding
the Clemson game, the debate
being postponed to a future meeting.
The only two literary parts of the
program held were current events
given by M. L. Hicks, and the declamation,
rendered by J. J. Brown. Both
men acquitted themselves well.
A committee was appointed by S. E.
Brown, presiding in the absence of
President Atkinson, to receive bids
for the rental of the ante-room of the
society. The bids will be closed on
November 5th, at which time the
award will be made public. Wilson O.
Weldon is chairman of the gro'ip,
with Yancey McLeod and H. A.
White to assist him. This committee
is empowered to draw up a contract
with the approval of the society.
U.H.C.
E. BOYCE NORRIS
HEADS SOCIETY
(Continued fiom Page 1)
Five candidates entered the contest
for the board of pardons. J. W.
Brown, first with 58 votes, will be
i chairman during the coming term.
G. A. Preacher, with 40 votes, and
W. R. Taylor with 52, are others of
the judicial trio.
The election was marked throughout
by quiet and orderly conduct,
mild nominating speeches, and a lack
of political virus.
U.S. o.?
"Nigger, fore ah finishes rollin up
mail sleeves an sails into yo, has yo
any mo questions to ask?"
"Jes one, big boy, jes one. Is yo-all
lcavin a wife an chillun?"
I, =
| HOI
Football is
our Suits an
overhead pas
hold against
SUITS 2 PANTJ
ALL
Hop*
WANTED?To learn the identity
of the assistant circulation manager
of IHE CAROLINIAN. Whoever
he is, the gentleman came into office
suddenly at an election last year, and
has not been seen or heard of since.
He lias work to do if lie applies immediately
to John Bolt Culbertson,
circulation manager. Other applicants
and ambitious youngsters will
be gladly received by Culbertson as
THE CAROLINIAN is to be distributed
over the campus this week.
U.H.O.
Teacher: "What was the greatest
thing about George Washington?"
Johnny: "His memory. They erected
a monument to it."?U. of S. Calif
Wampus.
carolina
Why don't more of you take
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on request.
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(Continued From Page 3)
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and Mrs. F. VanBenthuysen, Mr. and
Mrs. Julius H. Walker, Mr. and Mrs.
Cosmo Walker, Mr. and Mrs. A. L.
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Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Whitaker,
Jr., Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Whitaker, Sr.,
Dr. and Mrs. C. F. Williams, Mr. and
M rs. Luther Wimbcrly.
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