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L eatre Vews - IDEAL Monday and Tuesday "DOOMSDAY" with Florence Vidor Wednesday "GARDEN OF ALLAH" with Alice Terry Thursday and Friday "MAN CRAZY" with Jack Mulhall and Dorothy Mackill Saturday "BRASS KNUCKLES" with Monte Blue COLUMBIA Monday and Tuesday "THE LIT'ILE SNOB" with Mary McAiry Thursday Friday and Saturday HAM AND EGGS AT THE FRONT RIVOLI Highest class Motion Pictures and Vaudeville intertainment. Complete change on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Hours of stage presentations 4:00, 8:00 and 10:00. Midnight vaude ville frolic Sunday night 12:01 o'clock. IMPERIAL M|onday, 'Tuesday and lVednesday John Gilbert and Greta Garbo in "LOVF," Thursday, Friday and Saturday Mary O'Brien in "IAST SIDI WiST CIDIE" Added Attraction Biliie Richards and Jack Church on the Stage. America's Sweetest Singers. BONEY SPEAKS BEFORE PRESS CLUB AT MEET (Continued From Page One) "In my opinion," lie continued "the great source of journal'six poer ies not inl the daily press, sil-ige as that may seem but in the count- weekly. for after all they are the ibihlic<ti : that reach the majority of the voters and their strength as formers of political oinon can not he ider estimated. In discussing the problem of fre: ad vertising, Mr. Boney said, "Fre2 ads should hot :)e g1ranited tinless it -s for the pub)lic's gooid. "'I think that the fewe" rules a news !mpjer has the b)etter will be that p)arti cular paper, fort rules only tend( to con fuse and toi eon found. My advice toi a 'IrospIective jo'urnalist," sai d Mr. Honey, 'n finishing "*is thIiis : get into the game ,ls soonl as po' ssibile atnd abiiove all stick to it, otherwise onle might as well go nto5 sotme oither lin e of endeavor.'' P ro fessor Mc K issiek tl'ihin imducedl sate Setator WI. WV. Smoak, editor of lhe W\alt erbioro PreSXss aid .Standa,rd. Mr. Smuoak spoke very biriefly n the advise hi.ity o(f going into the weekly field. "There is nio bet:er field of journalism for a young miani just starting out than this oIne," sail Senator Smoak. Senator West of the Abbheville /'rss (andi lan ner was also present, hut lie did not 'akas he excused hiimsel f early in the eve'ning lheeause of a business engage ment. Mrs. Patrick, a prominent Soutli Carolira nuewspaper woman also madle a blrief though timely talk. A fter the talks, the club retired to Professor McKissick's apartment where Mrs. McKissick took the leading part mutch to the gratikcdionI of all of the chab) members. With the aid of the co edls presen: Mrs. McKissick servedl de ticious refreshments which proved that jouirnahismi isn't the only art known to the McKissick's. I'd rather take my portable Andl write some spicy hunk, Than spenid my time with solemn things Or pessimistic innk. HARRY STOTTLE Sez Correct this sentence: "It was a very good game; no one razzed the referee." My girl reminds me of a Safety Raz or. She's Eveready to go somewhere. Always it's "Gillette me have" some thing or other, but after ail she's a Gem. Sometimes I think I Autostrop 'er she's too Schick for that tho'. I am not affected because you took all the hair off my gullet but because I can no longer partake of you. "I'm getting tighter every minute," said the dress being hook'd. "Pick 'em up, carry a short while and drop 'em," said the street car conductor. It took Rip Van Winkle twenty years to recover from the "Giggle Soup" he drank. Don't ever call anyone a mode; per son. Dictionary definition goes thus: Model:-A cheap imitation of something of real value. Remember that February 22nd. was the birthday of the father of this free country, they say it's free but who the' H- wants to be free nohow? Geor ge Wastington. He's th' guy who ain't ever told a lie. In fact, he never had a cause to teli a lie-He lived before pro hibition came into effect and lie never went to college. '11hat reminds me of the one I heard on a well known "cam pus character." He is known for the monstrosity of his prevarications when in thu presence of taciturn listeners. The talkative one was asked why it was that he had traveled so much and never seemed to want to settle dowin. His an swer was something like this: "Tho wanderlust is in the blood, in fact, my dad moved so much that every time he hitched the mule to the wagon all the chickens flopped over on their backs and held their feet up to he tied." It has been estimated that Richland county will have a corn production of about 200 gal. per acre this year. We choose or friends, CanteyI givcs us our roommates. We were born ignorant-a vast ia jority (lie ignorant. In the background of all their lersoll al vanity. womet thlemse"ves have still their impersonal scorr-for "WONA A N" F. W. Nietzsche. W\onian's vanity is not caused by beauty they possess, but by beauty they believe they possess. "It ain't the school I don't like,'' said the little boy, "TIt's the principal of the thing." D)on't lie unless you have a good mnem orv. -Usc 'I know'd y'ou whe 1 o' want.ay' atin't vet,'' saidl the darik -hoy- friend, t h1is dusky gal. ---USC If I had the strength of Hecret.les, lhe daring (If Achille's. the forensic ability of Demnosthienes andl the learning (of Soc rates, I wou;d reach to the far Nor wegiani shore and ph ick there from a tall and sta ely pine ar'd thrusting it into the hIowe'ls of Vesuv'us---draw if forth rand paint in tall tt(owirg. ituminouns let te'rs ac'ross the lue majesty otf the ethe(rea'l dome, these immnor'a1 wo'(rds: WiiRogers for next pre'sidlent oIf the Ur'ited States. -USC Show thle folks at h one tha thei' pIride oIf the family has gotten a little snumpin.' blecome mlore adept 'n the use of' bhe Engl ish I,.atnuage fort haviei'g g(one 'o code('le There'fore. use the atpprovedl IIaVAI-Td style (If sayin' '"rooIt hoIg or 'lie.'' It goes thuisly. ''thou queen-c'tv 'nt(u ndrued thrust thy nasal pIrot ruisiotn into 'he proIlific howe's oIf moIther earth. oIr thereafter cease to exist." With ap II(Iogies to D)on Russell. "Easy writing makes Damn hard read 'rg," said the Etnglish Prof. as I handed him the weeklt. RICHMOND AND OREGON HAVE DEBATE HERE (Continued From Page One) and Wofford have met and defeated numerous institutions. Their latest win was over a team from the University of West Virginia, who with A. T. Dan iel they defeated the past Saturday night. Both contests, if not otherwise indicat ed, widl be held in the chapel. 'lhe contests start at 8 o'clock. According to the debating council, one or both of the contests may be held either at Co lumbia College or Chicora College. If such is the case, notices to that effect will be posted in prominent places upon the campus. -usc_ T';s sheet is heartily in favor of the conipamiorate type of marriage. We have seen too many of the other type go on the rocks. Don't you think that a man and his wife should be on speak ing terms, should be seen together oc cas:onally-rot too often tho', should be friends and that no one should be marr:ed to a person tley hve krown for on.y a few minuites before the "tie tp." It's a great idea, but who is go ing to !)urn the beanls, assumie the re sponsiblity of cu-:i:l', the Janitor and washing Junior's face before lie is pack ed off to soie inst'ttion? Shades of Bel Lirdsey. For Yoi Noth Ovc THE~ CAMPUJ5 rcomns of every up and rejectin work thing out of the much ab nation! To th< clothes designe< precedent. Yoi Marsi There is a Place for You in the Dental Profession Never before have there been such ex cellent opportunities for men qualified as dentists and dental specialists. Train for a profession offering a broad field in which you can make a place for your self. Specialization in denistry opens the door to an assued future. The Harvard University Dental School--the oldest dental school con rected with any university in the United States-offers thorough well-balanced courses in all branches of denistry. All modern equipment for practical work under supervision of men high in the profession. Write for details and admission re quirements to Lcroy M. S. Miner, Dean. Harvard University Dental School Longwood Ave., Boston, Mass. OPERA-A drama that has taken on airs and refuses to speak, yet always sings its own praises. GRAND OPERA -An excuse for displaying several boxes of jewe.ry and peaches with pedigrees. "Pa," said Willie, Jr., "what becomes of a ball player when his eyesight be gins to fail?" "They make an umpire out of him," ing Men u ing for Gro of every college, in 1 business house young m< g time worn ideas. The for themselves,---and th4 used generation are th, em we dedicate Nottingi I without fear of traditioi ?11l want to see the new s ---it's ready now! 53O. to $50 iall -Tatum ITnown for Gd&d Clothes' Will Anyone Accept This Challenge? Columbia, S. D. Larus & Bro. Co. Sept. 9, 1926 Richmond, Va. Gentlemen: I am a veteran of the Edgeworth army, still in active service. I make this claim, challenging all comers, to have smoked Edgeworth and nothing else but Edgeworth (when it was possible to get it) for a longer period than any other peron within the scope ol your territory.. I have smoked Edgeworth for twenty-one years and wiU oon start on the twenty-second. I'll admit to having tried other brands, includingso-termed high-class, high-priced blends and mixtures, enough to appreciate and satisfy my self of the superiority of Edgeworth. In all these years I have never had one can of Edgeworth that varied in flavor or otherwise. Yours very truly (signed) J. J. 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