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E Theatre News| hee IDEAL Menday and Tuesday-' "DOOMSDAY" with Florence Vidor Wednesday "GARDEN OF ALLAH" with Alice Terry Thursday and Friday "MAN CRAZY" with Jack Mulhall and Dorothy Mackill Saturday "BRASS KNUCKLES" with Monte Blue COLUMBIA Monday and Tuesday "THE LIT'TlLE SNOB" with Mary McAiry Thursday Friday and Saturday HAM AND EGGS AT THE FRONT RIVOLI Highest class Motion Pictures and Vaudevilie intertainment. Complete change on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Hours of stage presentations 4:00, 8:00 and 10:00. Midnight vaude ville frolic Sunday night 12:01 o'clock. IMPERIAL Mlonday, 'Tuesday and Wednesday John Gilbert and Greta Garbo in "LOVI" Thursday, Friday and Saturday Mary O'Brien in "IAS'11 SIDE WEsr CDE" Added Attraction Biliie Richards and Jack Church on the Stage. America's Sweetest Singers. BONEY SPEAKS BEFORE PRESS CLUB AT MEET (Continued From Page One) "In my opillion," lie contintied "the great source of journalsi: poer lies not in the daily press, stuige as that l1a) seei but in tile coutrliy weekly. for after all they are tle publicati<n:; that reach the majority of the voters and their strength as formers of political opmnon can not he under estimated. II discussing the problem of fre: ad vertising, Mr. Boney said, "Fre-- ads should .not he( grantedi unless it :s for thie public's goodl. "I think that the fewver rules a news :aper has the better wile he that p)arti cular paper, for rules only tend( to con fuse and to con found. MIy advice to a ->rispRetive jouiirlalist,"' sai dMNIr. Boney, 'in finishing "is t his : get into the game s5 son as poi ssible andi( albove al i stick to it, otherwise one might as well go nito some (other lile of endleavor."' Pro fessor MIc Kissiek then introduced sate Senator W. W. Smoak, editor of the W'alterboro P'ress and Sta,ndard. MIr. Smoak sponke very biriefly on the advise bii.ity of going ilto thle weekly field. ''There is no het :er field of j ournalismi tor a yo)ung mani julst starting out than this one,'' sail Senator Smoak. Senator West of thle Abbeville Press and /Ran ner wvas also piresenit, hut lie didl not talk as he excused himself early in the evening bcumatse of a business engage ment. Mrs. Patrick, a prominent Southi (Carolira ne'wspaper woman also madle a brief though timely talk. A fter the talks, the club retired to Professor McKissick's apartment where Mrs. McKissiek took the leading p)art much to the gratification of all of the ch'.h members. With the aid of the co eds p)resent~ Mrs. McKissick servedl de .iciotis refreshments which proved that jouirnal ism isn't the only art known to the McKissick's. --Usc I'd rat her take my portab)le And write some spicy hunk, Than spend( my time with solemn things Or pessimistic junk. SHARRY STOTTLEI Correct this scntence: "It was a very good game; no one razzed the referee." - My girl reminds me of a Safety Raz or. She's Eveready to go somewhere. Always it's "Gillette me have" some thing or other, but after ail she's a Gem. Sometimes I think I Autostrop 'er she's too Schick for that tho'. I am not affected because you took ali the hair off my gullet but because I can no longer partake of you. "I'm getting tighter every minute," said the dress being hook'd. "Pick 'em up, carry a short while and drop 'em," said the street car conductor. It took Rip Van Winkle twenty years to recover from the "Giggle Soup" he drank. Don't ever call anyone a mode; per son. Dictionary definition goes thus: Model:-A cheap imitation of something of real value. Remember that February 22nd. was the birthday of the father of this free country, they say it's free but who the' H- wants to be free nohow? Geor ge Wastington. He's th' guy who ain't ever told a lie. In fact, he never had a cause to teli a lie-He lived before pro hibition came into effect and he never went to college. '1hat reminds me of the one I heard on a well known "cam puts character." He is known for the monstrosity of his prevarications when in the presence of taciturn listeners. The talkative one was asked why it was that he had traveled so much and never seemed to want to settle down. His an swer was something like this: "The wanderlust is in the blood, in fact. my dad moved so much that every time he hitched the mule to the wagon all the chickens flopped over on their backs and held their feet up to be tied." It has been estimated that Richland county Will have a corn production of about 200 gal. per acre this year. We choose our friends. Cantey gives us our roommates. We were born ignorant-a vast ma jority (lie ignorant. In the background of all their person al vanity. women theiscves have still their impersonal scorn-for "WOXIAN" F. W. Nietzsche. Woman's vanity is not caused by beauty they possess. but by beauty they believe they possess. "It ain't the school I dlon't like," said the little boy, "'It's the principal of the thing." _ Don't li e unless you hav'e a good mnem -Usc "I kniow' yIou wheun yo' wasn't, an yo' a,in't vet."' said the dark-boy- friend. t his duisky gal. -Usc IIf I had the strength of Hercules. lhe daring of A chilles, the forensic ability~ oif D)emosthenes and the learning of Soc rates. I wouild reach to the far Nor wegiani shore andl phuck there from a tall and st a'ely' pine ard thrusting it into th h ' owels of Vesuvus-draw if forth an pa1( j'int in tall g.owirg, luminous le't te'rs acro~ss the hhue majesty of the "there-il dome, these immnor'anl words: "WVll Rotgers for next pre'sidlent of the Urited States. -Usc Show thle folks at home that thle pridle of the family has gotten a little sump1Iin).' 1be'omei~ mo re adept in the use of S'he Enigl ish T .angu,age foor haviu'g gone ' co.letze Tlhere fore use the atpprovedl I laVA Hid style of sayinr "'root hog or 'lie.'' It goes tht,sly. ''thou queen-c'tv 'mado(ruped thrust thy nasal prot rusion! intro 'he p)rolific howe's of mother earth, or thereafter cease to exist." With~ ap po.ogie's to DOnI Russell. "Easy wvriting makes Damn hard read 'rg," said the English Prof. as I handed him the w.ekly. RICHMOND AND OREGON HAVE DEBATE HERE (Continted From Page One) and Wofford have met - and defeated numerous institutions. Their latest win was over a team from the University of West Virginia, who with A. T. Dan iel they defeated the past Saturday night. Both contests, if not otherwise indicat cd, wi.l be held in the chapel. 'The contests start at 8 o'clock. According to the debating council, one or both of the contests may be held either at Co lumbia College or Chicora Coilege. If such is the case, notices to that effect will be posted in prominent places upon the campus. --Use--U Th-s sheet is heartily in favor of the companiorate type of marriage. We have seen too many of the other type go oui the rocks. Don't you think that a man and his wife should be on speak ing terms, should be seen together oc cas0onall--rot too often tho'. should be friends and that no one should be marr:ed to a person tley have krown for on.y a few minutes before the ''tie UP." It's a great idea, but who is go ing to burn the beans, assume the re sponsib:lity of cu, --in'. the Janitor and washing Junior's face before lie is pack ed off to sone inst'tution? Shades of Blen Li:dsey. For Yoi Noth Ovc THEW CAMPUS rcomns of every up and rejectin work thing out of the much abi nation! To th< clothes designet precedent. Yoi Marsi There is a Place for You ' in the Dental Profession Never before have there been such ex cellent opportunities for men qualified as dentists and dental specialists. Train for a profession offering a broad field in which you can make a place for your self. Specialization in denistry opens the door to an assued future. The Harvard University Dental School-the oldest dentai school con rected with any university in the United States--offers thorough well-balanced courses in all branches of denistry. Ail modern equipment for practical work under supervision of men high in the profession. Write for details and admission re quirements to Leroy M. S. Miner, Dean. Harvard University Dental School Longwood Ave., Boston, Mass. OPERA-A drama that has taken on airs and refuses to speak, yet always sings its own praises. GRAND OPERA -An excuse for displaying several boxes of jewe.ry and peaches with pedigrees. "Pa," said Willie, Jr., "what becomes of a ball player when his eyesight be gins :o fail ?" "They make an umpire out of him," ing iMen a 0a ing for Gr of every college, in business house young nm g time worn ideas. Th< for themselves,---and th used generation are th m we dedicate Nottingi I without fear of traditio> 'll want to see the new a ---it's ready now! R30. to $5C iall -Tatui (nown f or GoWd Clothels Will Anyone Accept This Challenge? Columbia, S. D. Larus & Bro. Co. Sept. 9, 1926 Richmond, Va. Gentlemen: I am a veteran of the Edgeworth army, still in active service. 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