The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 24, 1928, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8
L eatre Vews
- IDEAL
Monday and Tuesday
"DOOMSDAY"
with Florence Vidor
Wednesday
"GARDEN OF ALLAH"
with Alice Terry
Thursday and Friday
"MAN CRAZY"
with Jack Mulhall and Dorothy Mackill
Saturday
"BRASS KNUCKLES"
with Monte Blue
COLUMBIA
Monday and Tuesday
"THE LIT'ILE SNOB"
with Mary McAiry
Thursday Friday and Saturday
HAM AND EGGS AT THE FRONT
RIVOLI
Highest class Motion Pictures and
Vaudeville intertainment. Complete
change on Monday, Wednesday and
Friday. Hours of stage presentations
4:00, 8:00 and 10:00. Midnight vaude
ville frolic Sunday night 12:01 o'clock.
IMPERIAL
M|onday, 'Tuesday and lVednesday
John Gilbert and Greta Garbo
in "LOVF,"
Thursday, Friday and Saturday
Mary O'Brien
in "IAST SIDI WiST CIDIE"
Added Attraction
Biliie Richards and Jack Church on the
Stage. America's Sweetest Singers.
BONEY SPEAKS BEFORE
PRESS CLUB AT MEET
(Continued From Page One)
"In my opinion," lie continued "the
great source of journal'six poer ies
not inl the daily press, sil-ige as that
may seem but in the count- weekly. for
after all they are the ibihlic<ti : that
reach the majority of the voters and
their strength as formers of political
oinon can not he ider estimated.
In discussing the problem of fre: ad
vertising, Mr. Boney said, "Fre2 ads
should hot :)e g1ranited tinless it -s for
the pub)lic's gooid.
"'I think that the fewe" rules a news
!mpjer has the b)etter will be that p)arti
cular paper, fort rules only tend( to con
fuse and toi eon found. My advice toi a
'IrospIective jo'urnalist," sai d Mr. Honey,
'n finishing "*is thIiis : get into the game
,ls soonl as po' ssibile atnd abiiove all stick
to it, otherwise onle might as well go
nto5 sotme oither lin e of endeavor.''
P ro fessor Mc K issiek tl'ihin imducedl
sate Setator WI. WV. Smoak, editor of
lhe W\alt erbioro PreSXss aid .Standa,rd. Mr.
Smuoak spoke very biriefly n the advise
hi.ity o(f going into the weekly field.
"There is nio bet:er field of journalism
for a young miani just starting out than
this oIne," sail Senator Smoak. Senator
West of the Abbheville /'rss (andi lan
ner was also present, hut lie did not
'akas he excused hiimsel f early in the
eve'ning lheeause of a business engage
ment. Mrs. Patrick, a prominent Soutli
Carolira nuewspaper woman also madle a
blrief though timely talk.
A fter the talks, the club retired to
Professor McKissick's apartment where
Mrs. McKissick took the leading part
mutch to the gratikcdionI of all of the
chab) members. With the aid of the co
edls presen: Mrs. McKissick servedl de
ticious refreshments which proved that
jouirnahismi isn't the only art known to
the McKissick's.
I'd rather take my portable
Andl write some spicy hunk,
Than spenid my time with solemn things
Or pessimistic innk.
HARRY STOTTLE
Sez
Correct this sentence: "It was a very
good game; no one razzed the referee."
My girl reminds me of a Safety Raz
or. She's Eveready to go somewhere.
Always it's "Gillette me have" some
thing or other, but after ail she's a Gem.
Sometimes I think I Autostrop 'er
she's too Schick for that tho'.
I am not affected because you took
all the hair off my gullet but because
I can no longer partake of you.
"I'm getting tighter every minute,"
said the dress being hook'd.
"Pick 'em up, carry a short while and
drop 'em," said the street car conductor.
It took Rip Van Winkle twenty years
to recover from the "Giggle Soup" he
drank.
Don't ever call anyone a mode; per
son. Dictionary definition goes thus:
Model:-A cheap imitation of something
of real value.
Remember that February 22nd. was
the birthday of the father of this free
country, they say it's free but who the'
H- wants to be free nohow? Geor
ge Wastington. He's th' guy who ain't
ever told a lie. In fact, he never had a
cause to teli a lie-He lived before pro
hibition came into effect and lie never
went to college. '11hat reminds me of
the one I heard on a well known "cam
pus character." He is known for the
monstrosity of his prevarications when
in thu presence of taciturn listeners. The
talkative one was asked why it was that
he had traveled so much and never
seemed to want to settle dowin. His an
swer was something like this: "Tho
wanderlust is in the blood, in fact, my
dad moved so much that every time he
hitched the mule to the wagon all the
chickens flopped over on their backs and
held their feet up to he tied."
It has been estimated that Richland
county will have a corn production of
about 200 gal. per acre this year.
We choose or friends, CanteyI givcs
us our roommates.
We were born ignorant-a vast ia
jority (lie ignorant.
In the background of all their lersoll
al vanity. womet thlemse"ves have still
their impersonal scorr-for "WONA A N"
F. W. Nietzsche.
W\onian's vanity is not caused by
beauty they possess, but by beauty they
believe they possess.
"It ain't the school I don't like,'' said
the little boy, "TIt's the principal of the
thing."
D)on't lie unless you have a good mnem
orv.
-Usc
'I know'd y'ou whe 1 o' want.ay'
atin't vet,'' saidl the darik -hoy- friend, t
h1is dusky gal.
---USC
If I had the strength of Hecret.les, lhe
daring (If Achille's. the forensic ability
of Demnosthienes andl the learning (of Soc
rates, I wou;d reach to the far Nor
wegiani shore and ph ick there from a
tall and sta ely pine ar'd thrusting it into
the hIowe'ls of Vesuv'us---draw if forth
rand paint in tall tt(owirg. ituminouns let
te'rs ac'ross the lue majesty otf the
ethe(rea'l dome, these immnor'a1 wo'(rds:
WiiRogers for next pre'sidlent oIf the
Ur'ited States.
-USC
Show thle folks at h one tha thei'
pIride oIf the family has gotten a little
snumpin.' blecome mlore adept 'n the use of'
bhe Engl ish I,.atnuage fort haviei'g g(one
'o code('le There'fore. use the atpprovedl
IIaVAI-Td style (If sayin' '"rooIt hoIg or
'lie.'' It goes thuisly. ''thou queen-c'tv
'nt(u ndrued thrust thy nasal pIrot ruisiotn
into 'he proIlific howe's oIf moIther earth.
oIr thereafter cease to exist." With ap
II(Iogies to D)on Russell.
"Easy writing makes Damn hard read
'rg," said the Etnglish Prof. as I handed
him the weeklt.
RICHMOND AND OREGON
HAVE DEBATE HERE
(Continued From Page One)
and Wofford have met and defeated
numerous institutions. Their latest win
was over a team from the University
of West Virginia, who with A. T. Dan
iel they defeated the past Saturday night.
Both contests, if not otherwise indicat
ed, widl be held in the chapel. 'lhe
contests start at 8 o'clock. According
to the debating council, one or both of
the contests may be held either at Co
lumbia College or Chicora College. If
such is the case, notices to that effect
will be posted in prominent places upon
the campus.
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T';s sheet is heartily in favor of the
conipamiorate type of marriage. We
have seen too many of the other type
go on the rocks. Don't you think that
a man and his wife should be on speak
ing terms, should be seen together oc
cas:onally-rot too often tho', should be
friends and that no one should be
marr:ed to a person tley hve krown
for on.y a few minuites before the "tie
tp." It's a great idea, but who is go
ing to !)urn the beanls, assumie the re
sponsiblity of cu-:i:l', the Janitor and
washing Junior's face before lie is pack
ed off to soie inst'ttion? Shades of
Bel Lirdsey.
For Yoi
Noth
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sings its own praises. GRAND OPERA
-An excuse for displaying several boxes
of jewe.ry and peaches with pedigrees.
"Pa," said Willie, Jr., "what becomes
of a ball player when his eyesight be
gins to fail?"
"They make an umpire out of him,"
ing Men u
ing for Gro
of every college, in 1
business house young m<
g time worn ideas. The
for themselves,---and th4
used generation are th,
em we dedicate Nottingi
I without fear of traditioi
?11l want to see the new s
---it's ready now!
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Will Anyone
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Challenge?
Columbia, S. D.
Larus & Bro. Co. Sept. 9, 1926
Richmond, Va.
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I have smoked Edgeworth for
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I'll admit to having tried other
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enough to appreciate and satisfy my
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In all these years I have never had
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