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For Consumption "Rich With the at U. S. C. Only tASpoils of NauI University of South Carolina VOL. XVI - COLUMBIA, S. C., . APRII, 1. 1923. NUM EXCITING BASEB BETWEEN 126 Errors Made Engineering School Team Defeats Team of Com mercial School In one of the fastest games of baseball ever seen on Davis field, the School of Engineering Faculty downed the fast nine of the School of Commerce Faculty by the score of 36 to 20. The game developed into a veritable battle of pitchers, and the hitting of both sides was a feature of the game. The En gineers got off to a five run lead in the first inning, but the Commercials came back strong in their half of the first frame and when the second round began the score stood 10 to 5 with the Commercials on the long end. However, they never had an other chance to score hardly, only managing to acluire 10 more runs ihroughout the remaining eight in nings. Oleson, after blowing up in the first, tightened up again and sent 'em down as fast as they came up, walking only twenty men during the entire game. Mercer was going going good until he heard that more cars were parking on the street than on the athletic field ; this rattled him considerably and before he could re cover, the Commercials had scored 7 runs. Corrington led the hitting for the Engineers, getting 3 out of 14 times up. For the Commercials Baker was the leading slugger with two safeties out of 12 times at hat. Both teams fielded well, there being only 126 errors made during the en tire contest. Teeple walked to start the first; Corrington connected with one for two base, scoring Teeple. Tabor got a pass as he looked dangerous; Rowe, as clean-up mian, also got a free ticket to the first station; Wau chope also walked. With the bases loaded, Jackson flied out. Lipscomb hit one on the nose into deep left, and as Merriweather was deep in the study of baseball history, he let it go over his head, with the result (Continued on Page Five) "BULL" FACTORY BEGINS OPERATIONS Turner and Earle Black Promo ters of New Concern A new industry has made its orig inal appearance in the cap)ital city. It is a "1)ul1" manufacturing plant. The chief p)romioters of the industry are "Nat" Turner and Earle Black. The services of the famous artist, Professor E. Marion Rucker, have been secured to dlesign the p)rodulcts. The board of directors of the Carolina "Bull" M4fg. Corporation, at its last meeting, upon the advice of Chief Designer E. M. Rucker, decided to manufacture pure, mixed, adulterated, unadulterated and con centrated "bull." The product will be put in pint and quart glass con tainers that will retail at from ten to twenty-five cents per quart accord ing to the quality. T HI S ALL GAME FACULTY NINES DANCING CLUB ORGANIZED BY FACULTY Prime Puropose to Set Ex ample In Dancing For Student Clubs The latest organization on the University campus is the Faculty Cotillion Club. This club was or ganize(l for the purpose of setting an example for the student followers of the gentle Ierpsichorcan art. Only dances such as the "Bunny Hug," "Grape Juice Wallow," "Shimmy Shiver," "Caie! \Valk" and others of a bygone age will be permitted. Any member of the club that is seen waltzing will be banish cd from the floor. For such dances as the waltz and the Virginia Reel are consi(lered to be improper for members of the club. The opening dance will be given within the next few weeks. It is reported that one of the features will be a solo dance by Dr. Green and Dr. Wanchope. The following officers have been elected: President, Dr. Carpenter; vice-presi(lent, Prof. Snowden; sec retary an( treasurer, Prof. Teeple; senior lea(ler, Prof. Corrington, and junior leader, Prof. Merriwether. CO-EDS SWAMP VARSITY Gamecocks Downed by Pullets in Thrilling Post-season Game In a thrilling contest last evening the Carolina Co-ed Basketball team defeated the Varsity to the tune of 69 to 3. The battle was staged at the home of Prof. andI Mrs. George W7auchope, and was witnessed by a floor-breaking crowd. The game was tense throughout, as the score indicates, but was mark ed by the terrifically rough playing of the Co-eds. T"he Eds were hand icapped by having but five players to the Co-eds six. The lineup: Gasque (F) vs. Meredith (G) Baker (F) vs. Wilson (G) \Wallace (G) vs. Wannamaker (F) \Wright (G) vs. Allen (F) Sparkmai (C) vs. C. Floyd (C) Jones vIs. Barrow (S. C.) Substitutions: Co-eds-leyward for Allen, C. Cantwell for Wanna maker, M. Cantwell for Floyd, Freeman for WVilson, IIJancock for Meredlith. Eds - A brams f or \Vright, Floyd for \Vallace, L4illis for Sparkman. WVater carrier, A. C. Moore. Timekeeper, Mr. Ate 0. Clock. L inimenit carrier for Eds, Anna Swvindell. Powvder carrier for Co-eds, Clark Floyd. Prof. Morse, dlressedl in a garnet p)ennant, mnadle a dlashing cheer lead er, and exhibited rare form. TJhe bright spot of the game was Gasque, who wore scarlet- trunks. Miss Minnie Lee Freeman causedl a wave of alarm at her unheard of faint, but recovered speedlily upon hearing the remark that no gentle (Continued on Page Four) I S ALI ENORMOUS STILL LOCATED IN CHAPEL Chemistry Department Implicated A GREAT FIND Detective Causey and Assey Solve Great Booze Mystery - t Old-timers at the University of a South Carolina remember tales of i the upper floor of the chapel build ing housing a young "Mionte Carlo," but a nev use has been found for the historic old building, according C to a sensational cx)ose ma(le by de- a tectives Causey and Assey. For 0 some time Marshal CanteY has no- r ticed a bit of drunkediess among e people connected with the Uni- t verity anl detailed his two most V proficient men on the case. "Sleuth" t Causey noticed the increased num ber of visits of Dr. Burney and Maurice 'Matteson to the chapel and N suspected that it had something to s do with the mystery. However, an 0 examiination disclosed nothing, and r as the visitors returned apparently t sober, "Toots" dropped that end of i it, however, Assey would not put f the possibility out of his mind, and t under pretense of studying chemis- 1 try, made frequent visits to the t home of the trusted professor. He a noticed that Dr. Burney excused s himself rather frequently and al- t ways appeared to he in higher spirits N upon returning. Mr. Causey, on his round with "Judge" one evening, t left him near Dr. Burney's home, happened to glance back and see him t (art into the cellar. Calling his col league, they armed themselves an( forced their way into the cellar, sur prising therein the entire chemistry department of the school, including t Drs. Lipscomb and Rice and 'Mr. 1 Josey. U Tpol investigation they found an ordinary spigot from which came the odors of "spirits that were." Upon locating the di iection of the pipe, they followed it to a small ante room under the chapel platform and walled in from (Continued on Page Three) Prof. Dabbs to Head New Sing- t ing School. The Board of Trustees, at its last regtular meeting, elected Prof. D)abbs to be (lean of the new singing schoolI that is sooni to begin operations. Prof. D)abbs has a coloratura so pranio voice andl for this reason lhe a was chosen to head the new school. I Tlhe curriculum will be solely (Ie voted to dlevelop)ing the numerous t bull1- frog base and( sawv-mill soprano p) voices that are so numerous on the a campius. F"ifty p)romnising songsters o have already signed up for one or v muore courses in the singing school. ui Aniyone (desiring to register for a course in singing must give an ex- ni 'hibition of their vocal proclivities I before the examining b)oardl of sing- p ers, which consists of 1L. C. Davis, ir Claude Chewning and Charlie Frami. f .LFO IGISLATURE AP FREELY 'BUNNY WASHINGTON" WRITES MASTERPIECE 'recocious Stude Produces "Theorems of Psychopath ological Neuremptsis While the faculty have for some ime past eien aware of the remark ble intellect which "Bunny" Wash igton has so successfully hiddlen rom less astute admirers, they tere wholly unprepared for the an ouncement made by his publishers, in & Co., that he was the author of comprehensive treatise on "The reis of Psychopathological Neu emptsis." The work has occasion d considerable comment in the hinking world, anl is said by those ,,ho are authorities on the subject, I advance niew ideas which could IIly have been conceived by a enius. When interviewed, Mr. Vashington said that he was in pired to write the volume by reason f the fact that lie was struck in eadiing the Freudian Theories of lie Unconscious that the Sub mation Processes were contiuous rom birth, and that lie believed that he continuity of this process could e iiterrupted by a voluitary evolu ion of biological complexes wlhicli re so strotigly maniifested in the re tilts observed in the workings of lie categorical imlperative. Mr. Vashington said further that lie had iveii the matter his profound bought, and that using "Bimmie" Josely as his subject lie was able J demonstrate irrefutably the basic orrectliess of his conclusion. We E!commend( unqualifiedlyMr Wash :igtoii's text to all wlio are inter sted in the subject. as we feel sure hat a trite valuation lot only iof the ook itself, but also of Mfr. Wash igton, can only he made after its eruisal. Professors Resign to Accept Positions with Hart, Schaff ner & Marx Dr. Reed Siith, professor of 'nglish, and IProf. I larrv Fltiidns, f the Iaw School. have resigled Ieir positions oin the factilh adli ill give 111 tle lpfession of teach ig entirely. Their resigiatiois are tIC to thle fact t hat somlie mthl tis ack thle p)resident of thle 11 art, chaffner & .\arx Co. was a visitor i Coluimbia and( whlile here lie hap enied by chanice to see the a fore ienitionied Uiiiversity professors. le was so imp1 ressedl with thle man er in which thieir- stiits fitted thiem iat lie immiiedliately stoipped the two( roifessors so that lie might arr-ange conifer-ence with thiem. Th'le result f that conmference wvas that the Unii ersity- lost two perfectly good fac Ity membiers, and H art, Schafner Marx have add(edl toi their list of o(dels t-wo of the best in America. is rumored that the initial ap earanice of the new models wvill be the Capital City dutrinig Palma ~sta wuek. O L S' PROPRIATES FOR THE U. S. C. Favored By Everyone Presidents of Other State Colleges Plead For Carolina Nothing has ever causde as much excitement oil this old catilptis and in the City of Columbia as the ac tion taken by the Legislature before it adjourned last week. It actually remembered that the University of South Carolina was a state support ed institution. Several montlis ago the trustees of the University met inl regular meeting and drew the budget for the following year. It took some time to go over everything in detail. Finally the trustees agreed to a bud et asking for fifteen hundred thous and dollars. Dr. Melton went be fore the governor and he was sur prised that lie asked for such a small aiount. The governor said that education could not make any pro gress inl this state unless the ulni versity, the "cap-stone of education in the state," received its proper share of moncy. I le went into a lo)Ing discussion to tell of the many ways that the University was ex pected to lead in this feld. "Whv. here vou are oIly asking for about two hundred thousand dollars for completion of the wmilen's drm itory that we gave lifty thousand (dllars for last year as a starter. You couldn't begin to compIlete all of the buildings as planied unless you have more. I will recomnicnd that they give three hundred thius and dollars for this pirivise." I )r. \lelton caught his breath when I )r. Johnson, of Wintlrp. secnIded tle p1lln o)f ( roveri- i. \ l et ,c1 i. "I relieilier thiat stimcillitlg was s;Iid al n lt a le.\ ew .i \ at otle (if the meetings of the tru,tees that I attendIe." said the governor. "WhV isnt there si'tle reiIe:, for ; stilIll sumil to draw upln f'.r this, need. Cd bu1111iln"? SIMIe f tho0 se 1o' Iks thilat V u al e dMV w II n iiee a1c w(ItIth as;IasIIIA tS hr VLX-lI\V' t I1.i sl lId ( illairs. W llat oi lied 1is a fire proof buildinig." Dr. Riggs. 4f (lemsm Ci(lege stiggested tIllit ;i itetII bif, tI\e . Iiti dred d'llars he inserted for this W\*hat's tha lv>I)id voui sayv t hat Just overcotme withi jy be icauise tihe presidenits of the other state iinstitu i(ons of learig Ihav'e real ized that their inst it ut ions cainnot make any hieadway tinless thle I niversity~ is able to take the lead. Tlhiat is niot all. Whlein the Unii versityv sect ion was brought up ini the way aind Alcansii Commtiit tee for discuissioni, sotie of the staunch enemies of the University, inias years, muovedl to increase ani iteii here atnd t here. Th'lere was iiot a member of this committee that voted against any item in the Carolina section of the ap)proprniation bill. The (Continued on Page T'hree) D AY !