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YALLER SHEET TODAY IS ALL FOOL'S DAY ITPS THE FOR HOME SHIT DOG ~ ~v~CONSUMPTION THAT YELPS- ON Vor. XV. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTY- CAROLINA, COLUMBIA, S. C., APRlI 1, 1922. No COMPLETE WONDERFUL GE START TRUSTEES AND STUDENTS TO BE MORE FREE THAN MODERN POETRY By l)n. WNELLIs. Eh(.1 oes from the facultY am1 t rustee meeting held yesterd ay caused the gathering of thous ands. of students who stood out side the Dean's office and heard the passage of the act that gives to theim the complete colltrol o)f the college. The generosity of those in the seat of power startled the world and will make this the leading e(duca. tional institution under high heaven. The spirit of liberal isim, radicalism and revolution ism permeate(d the entire pro. eeedings; the excitement wa-s NO great that several trustees had to be taken to the infirm ary where they are now recov 'ring. The keynote of the meet Ing was11, "The past is dead, we imust be modert." . Want Coca Cola. Resolutions from the student body asking the right to drink Coca Colas while in the Uni versity precipitated the up heavel. "Ilas it - come to thc point," asked Prof. Keith, "whIen the students will ask for such great privileges as (rink ilg ldopes? It. is not perllitted at other colleges.'' "IThIIat ib j!Ist the point,," explainled DIr. Currell, "we don't wanlt to Im like other colleges. I know not N\lhat course others might fol 14w, but after this the oIly (piestioi I ask will be, 'Do 11h. seudents desire it?' If they do, gant it. The desire anld the (Contined on page 4) JACKSON ACCEPTS NEW POSITION Jaes Jackson, our congen il h ell-ringer, left yesterdlay for Troy, NewV York onl busi niess. Whlile Mr. Jackson mod-(1 (stlhy refused to (divulge the nalture of his mission, frienids assert that lie has gone to ac (ept a position with Cluett, Peabody & Company to posc for Arrow Collar advertise lItiento, CONTROL 01 NEROSITY 'LES THE WORLD FACULTY AGREE FRAM LORATES HEARTLESS FLAPPERS Bases His Success Upon Ability to Withstand Charmers Mr. Charles Fram, who is prominlently conlnected with the Department of Economics at the nIliver-ity, wax the Imainl speaker at the Y. Al. C. A. "Moral Probleils" ieeting last night. Selecting as his subject, the "Relationlshilp of file Mod erin Plapper to the St'udy of Economcs,"tr. PrInl explainl ed the origil of dle term111 "flap per" In(] disciixsed it inl all its raifiications. Mr. Framl dle finled the teriml as follows: "A lapper is a concatenation of all the distractions that will keep an ot h ierwise hard-work intg studellt fromi1 stIdjeIItiIIg." Mr. Frain asserted that- he was rreatly concerned over the lack of thorough work in the class-roois and attributed such a condition to the activity of the "ladies who live but to charik and inlveigle our uiso phisticated fellow-students." "Look at. me," said Mr. Prain, .I have risen to iuy high posi tion in tile field of heonomiles, I have afttailned m13iy present high stage of learninig-Why? He cause [ m nver collcernlled vith wonen, no Iatter how bealitifuil they are. For I have choseni as Imly life work Ohe sci enii ific volicentration 1)11 neo) olie principles, and whenl beaultifull womlen contlivet withl that,--you thiniik that, I will say 'let study alone?' No, when Chat happens, 1 just , ilagille thdat vamps and flappers never exist. To that, state of mind I attribite ily rise as an author ify in my chiosen fieid." Mr. Pram11 pleaded with his audienlce of attentive leares for anl abandlonmienit of what he cal led "'corner-basking" and empJhiasizAed thailt onily by conl stantil compainionship with books can Chie hiighiest aimis lbe realizedl. "1 si ncerehy t rust,'' conclud1( Ced Mr. lFram wi ~ ith apparent I emiotioni, '"that you wvil ci(lose (Continued on page 4) FACU COLLEGE Scandal Appears DEAN BAKER AND DR. WELL SUCCEEDED BY PHILPOT AND DAVIS A modern scdal surpan1881111 anlly recorded ill tlis vicillity has beenl brollglt to light. Tle details of the affair are not yet fully understood, buit sufficient (widenice has been obtained fu place the bhame upIonl the guilty parties. Leonlard T. laker, I)ean of lie ITUiversity, las been sumIlioned before thu Board of Trustees and, froiml last reports, tile Board has re moved Mir. Baker from office for hIis 1)articipItion in thie n111dal. I)r. 1. Schayer, chide detector of the IHygiene Ive.s (-igrationl Bureau, will press tli 4rges agaLinst Mr. Baker and (Continued oil page 3) TRACK TEAM SHOWING PROMISE Star Performers Have to Make Up Work (By Y. S.) The track team.1 is showingu rorm. Never silce the (-ivs whellhier Inade his historic 1-un11 have I sven such utteri'l ror a track team. Under the -oa-chilig of Dr. Wardla'w the Inna.-Ite powers are showinig u1p ni unexpected quarters. Moore Is the Imlainl stay ill the sprinlts 1uu4 inl tIhe dist"alce events. GIplmomlb is showinig up1 bettr han any one else. Culrrell 1ins 1e weights viciously I)r. Wells pole vaults and high it1).ms. One of the younger Imeibers of the faculty is the lope for the hurdles, Dr. Muse. Now I'm not iuttiing this out to the publIc, but did you know -hat the Student, Athletic Ad visory Board ill trying to 1-11jn )Ill whole cliaces at the state -'amp11ionship by 1 k('(Iing Keith Ind Mll erri wetller oifl the field mI the4 gr'ounid thatnt they are not1 ip with their work? Wo(1(r vhat; they thinik thieir' work is f it 1isinot to rep)resenIt the col1 ege onu the ('inde1r pauthl? Let's -anh't get thes~e good men01 ouIt (Get blehindo your teami, get 1J) somte of the (o1( tim Ip ep 11nd let's eat ClemIIson alive! LTY ED~ GIVEN STUD PERLEY TOMPKIN BEAUTIFUL I Former Woman Hatei Marriage of Bure DR. SNOWDEN LABELS ACCUSERS "Conspiracy by Clothing Interests," He Asserts In an authorized intervieVw giveil to a representative of tlds lewspaper, I Proffessorw Yatefs 81nmwdeni en11phaticalIly denie<l clilrges brogllh1t. agai list hiin1 to the effect that he was a follow Pr of t he cult, kliown as "Chalrlestonisin." In view of the fact that, the State Senlate has legisiated againlst. a creed of a siiilar natire, "Dlrwin isin," Professor Snowdenl is ap prelelsive lest his po()SiioI be mnisunderstoood and has issuted a1 public statienent, in which he asserts inost. )oitively that lie has 'nlever practiced this re plsive teachinlg of which I ai accused." Ch a.-Iracterizi ig the report hia lie is spreading Ashley Cooper propaganda a-s 'false ainid ialicious,"' Professor Snowden inde tIe following { statenient.: "I ain a,t 1 loss to understand how such ai infimious Iu1ior ever started. My rod inl pulhlic life and imy reputation as aln holnest- teicher of'f hist.ory are sifficient, to dispirove the unfounded report. that. I am cir- t vulating such pertidiolus ideas." I PIrofessorI Snowden ascribes the charges against, him to Oe work of his enenies who are en- I deavoring to discredit him in i the eyes of the world. " My I foes will stop at nothing,'" le said, "and every word I say is seized ipoin and distorted. WIlat I did say was thl ('harlest on's greafe.4 xsset, is that. trains leave thit city uiiate often." I Thle (eminen('t hiistoriani is of a lhe opuinion.x thiat unsicru puilouis clothin tg iterests xare back ing (J "'Ihese liex arxe being spread byv men'x1's clothlin g inanuxfact urers who realize t hiat in tny per'sixt exnt adhierenice to ai cape fox' win (C(ont Jinedl on page (; ) i nlON. ENT BODY! S WINS BLUSHING BRIDE Falls to Charm of u Advertisement ;tudent Body Lead by E. M. Black to Meet Train Today Of 1u1ii1sual interest to a vi<e -irle of frienld is the ill iloun-einein that-1 Perley % Tomp cinls, who once create< a senlsa ionl by N decrying4 mtioy as4 lie "roon-imate of slaveiy," lias -eniOIle<l his misogynistic be ief.s; an1 has faken unit'o him -elf a wife. The news of Mr. Tompkin.s' ;ildenl flight, to the realms of narriel life will come as a >deasatil urpise to those who Imve predicted that "All-by kiyself Perley,'" as he is famil ly caNled, wouhl l ed his Ja.s is a woian-hater. Until he last iinute before his un !Xpevted romance, M1r. Tomp cinls had preached Ii's crisade No. "less women anld more -hlickenls." A few intimate friends have leard froil the bridegroolm), (C'onlinued onl page 6i) %AMECOCK STAFF LEAVES TOWN Editors Seek More Healthful Climate Whell this ohnoxious issie of he ('vaiecock comes froim the wess. Ile staff will be iany lliles away from tllv seething am1111pus. Alt icipat ing the tell )orary unhe1ivalt(hifil atmiiosiphere f (Ile scenle of scalidgal the per w(rators of saime think best to 11r1an11g( brief abseice while onditionls gradially reitirni to lorilinal agailn. They realize learlv that, not a few wounded pirits will angrily seek Iheir omlicile ben fill 100 ige amtivi loInd-she4d an ni ot Caring to he imr1t.v to anyi troublHe they Iiit to dS aure thiir niewly ne( u1ired' (neiesil' thait t hey will otf he4 pre~senlt aind that anyi ('arebl for t hem will be fruit 'Ss. They hopeI(, however, thait lie oI(f1erie will soon forgive 11d forig(et and4 they respect iilly ('Jll Jattenitioni t.o the head14 hg I thaJt on1ly 1,11m lit dog yelhs