The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1922, YALLER SHEET, Image 1
YALLER SHEET
TODAY IS ALL FOOL'S DAY
ITPS THE FOR HOME
SHIT DOG ~ ~v~CONSUMPTION
THAT YELPS- ON
Vor. XV. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTY- CAROLINA, COLUMBIA, S. C., APRlI 1, 1922. No
COMPLETE
WONDERFUL GE
START
TRUSTEES AND
STUDENTS TO BE MORE FREE
THAN MODERN POETRY
By l)n. WNELLIs.
Eh(.1 oes from the facultY am1
t rustee meeting held yesterd ay
caused the gathering of thous
ands. of students who stood out
side the Dean's office and heard
the passage of the act that gives
to theim the complete colltrol
o)f the college. The generosity
of those in the seat of power
startled the world and will
make this the leading e(duca.
tional institution under high
heaven. The spirit of liberal
isim, radicalism and revolution
ism permeate(d the entire pro.
eeedings; the excitement wa-s
NO great that several trustees
had to be taken to the infirm
ary where they are now recov
'ring. The keynote of the meet
Ing was11, "The past is dead, we
imust be modert." .
Want Coca Cola.
Resolutions from the student
body asking the right to drink
Coca Colas while in the Uni
versity precipitated the up
heavel. "Ilas it - come to thc
point," asked Prof. Keith,
"whIen the students will ask for
such great privileges as (rink
ilg ldopes? It. is not perllitted
at other colleges.'' "IThIIat ib
j!Ist the point,," explainled DIr.
Currell, "we don't wanlt to Im
like other colleges. I know not
N\lhat course others might fol
14w, but after this the oIly
(piestioi I ask will be, 'Do 11h.
seudents desire it?' If they do,
gant it. The desire anld the
(Contined on page 4)
JACKSON ACCEPTS
NEW POSITION
Jaes Jackson, our congen
il h ell-ringer, left yesterdlay
for Troy, NewV York onl busi
niess. Whlile Mr. Jackson mod-(1
(stlhy refused to (divulge the
nalture of his mission, frienids
assert that lie has gone to ac
(ept a position with Cluett,
Peabody & Company to posc
for Arrow Collar advertise
lItiento,
CONTROL 01
NEROSITY
'LES THE WORLD
FACULTY AGREE
FRAM LORATES
HEARTLESS FLAPPERS
Bases His Success Upon Ability to
Withstand Charmers
Mr. Charles Fram, who is
prominlently conlnected with
the Department of Economics
at the nIliver-ity, wax the Imainl
speaker at the Y. Al. C. A.
"Moral Probleils" ieeting last
night. Selecting as his subject,
the "Relationlshilp of file Mod
erin Plapper to the St'udy of
Economcs,"tr. PrInl explainl
ed the origil of dle term111 "flap
per" In(] disciixsed it inl all its
raifiications. Mr. Framl dle
finled the teriml as follows:
"A lapper is a concatenation
of all the distractions that will
keep an ot h ierwise hard-work
intg studellt fromi1 stIdjeIItiIIg."
Mr. Frain asserted that- he
was rreatly concerned over the
lack of thorough work in the
class-roois and attributed such
a condition to the activity of
the "ladies who live but to
charik and inlveigle our uiso
phisticated fellow-students."
"Look at. me," said Mr. Prain,
.I have risen to iuy high posi
tion in tile field of heonomiles,
I have afttailned m13iy present high
stage of learninig-Why? He
cause [ m nver collcernlled
vith wonen, no Iatter how
bealitifuil they are. For I have
choseni as Imly life work Ohe sci
enii ific volicentration 1)11 neo)
olie principles, and whenl
beaultifull womlen contlivet withl
that,--you thiniik that, I will say
'let study alone?' No, when
Chat happens, 1 just , ilagille
thdat vamps and flappers never
exist. To that, state of mind I
attribite ily rise as an author
ify in my chiosen fieid."
Mr. Pram11 pleaded with his
audienlce of attentive leares
for anl abandlonmienit of what he
cal led "'corner-basking" and
empJhiasizAed thailt onily by conl
stantil compainionship with
books can Chie hiighiest aimis lbe
realizedl.
"1 si ncerehy t rust,'' conclud1(
Ced Mr. lFram wi ~ ith apparent I
emiotioni, '"that you wvil ci(lose
(Continued on page 4)
FACU
COLLEGE
Scandal Appears
DEAN BAKER AND DR. WELL
SUCCEEDED BY PHILPOT
AND DAVIS
A modern scdal surpan1881111
anlly recorded ill tlis vicillity
has beenl brollglt to light. Tle
details of the affair are not yet
fully understood, buit sufficient
(widenice has been obtained fu
place the bhame upIonl the guilty
parties. Leonlard T. laker,
I)ean of lie ITUiversity, las
been sumIlioned before thu
Board of Trustees and, froiml
last reports, tile Board has re
moved Mir. Baker from office
for hIis 1)articipItion in thie
n111dal. I)r. 1. Schayer, chide
detector of the IHygiene Ive.s
(-igrationl Bureau, will press tli
4rges agaLinst Mr. Baker and
(Continued oil page 3)
TRACK TEAM
SHOWING PROMISE
Star Performers Have to Make Up
Work
(By Y. S.)
The track team.1 is showingu
rorm. Never silce the (-ivs
whellhier Inade his historic
1-un11 have I sven such utteri'l
ror a track team. Under the
-oa-chilig of Dr. Wardla'w the
Inna.-Ite powers are showinig u1p
ni unexpected quarters. Moore
Is the Imlainl stay ill the sprinlts
1uu4 inl tIhe dist"alce events.
GIplmomlb is showinig up1 bettr
han any one else. Culrrell
1ins 1e weights viciously
I)r. Wells pole vaults and high
it1).ms. One of the younger
Imeibers of the faculty is the
lope for the hurdles, Dr. Muse.
Now I'm not iuttiing this out
to the publIc, but did you know
-hat the Student, Athletic Ad
visory Board ill trying to 1-11jn
)Ill whole cliaces at the state
-'amp11ionship by 1 k('(Iing Keith
Ind Mll erri wetller oifl the field
mI the4 gr'ounid thatnt they are not1
ip with their work? Wo(1(r
vhat; they thinik thieir' work is
f it 1isinot to rep)resenIt the col1
ege onu the ('inde1r pauthl? Let's
-anh't get thes~e good men01 ouIt
(Get blehindo your teami, get
1J) somte of the (o1( tim Ip ep
11nd let's eat ClemIIson alive!
LTY ED~
GIVEN STUD
PERLEY TOMPKIN
BEAUTIFUL I
Former Woman Hatei
Marriage of Bure
DR. SNOWDEN
LABELS ACCUSERS
"Conspiracy by Clothing Interests,"
He Asserts
In an authorized intervieVw
giveil to a representative of tlds
lewspaper, I Proffessorw Yatefs
81nmwdeni en11phaticalIly denie<l
clilrges brogllh1t. agai list hiin1 to
the effect that he was a follow
Pr of t he cult, kliown as
"Chalrlestonisin." In view of
the fact that, the State Senlate
has legisiated againlst. a creed
of a siiilar natire, "Dlrwin
isin," Professor Snowdenl is ap
prelelsive lest his po()SiioI be
mnisunderstoood and has issuted
a1 public statienent, in which he
asserts inost. )oitively that lie
has 'nlever practiced this re
plsive teachinlg of which I ai
accused."
Ch a.-Iracterizi ig the report
hia lie is spreading Ashley
Cooper propaganda a-s 'false
ainid ialicious,"' Professor
Snowden inde tIe following {
statenient.:
"I ain a,t 1 loss to understand
how such ai infimious Iu1ior
ever started. My rod inl
pulhlic life and imy reputation
as aln holnest- teicher of'f hist.ory
are sifficient, to dispirove the
unfounded report. that. I am cir- t
vulating such pertidiolus ideas." I
PIrofessorI Snowden ascribes
the charges against, him to Oe
work of his enenies who are en- I
deavoring to discredit him in i
the eyes of the world. " My I
foes will stop at nothing,'" le
said, "and every word I say is
seized ipoin and distorted.
WIlat I did say was thl
('harlest on's greafe.4 xsset, is
that. trains leave thit city uiiate
often." I
Thle (eminen('t hiistoriani is of a
lhe opuinion.x thiat unsicru puilouis
clothin tg iterests xare back ing (J
"'Ihese liex arxe being spread byv
men'x1's clothlin g inanuxfact urers
who realize t hiat in tny per'sixt
exnt adhierenice to ai cape fox' win
(C(ont Jinedl on page (; ) i
nlON.
ENT BODY!
S WINS
BLUSHING BRIDE
Falls to Charm of
u Advertisement
;tudent Body Lead by E. M. Black
to Meet Train Today
Of 1u1ii1sual interest to a vi<e
-irle of frienld is the ill
iloun-einein that-1 Perley % Tomp
cinls, who once create< a senlsa
ionl by N decrying4 mtioy as4
lie "roon-imate of slaveiy," lias
-eniOIle<l his misogynistic be
ief.s; an1 has faken unit'o him
-elf a wife.
The news of Mr. Tompkin.s'
;ildenl flight, to the realms of
narriel life will come as a
>deasatil urpise to those who
Imve predicted that "All-by
kiyself Perley,'" as he is famil
ly caNled, wouhl l ed his
Ja.s is a woian-hater. Until
he last iinute before his un
!Xpevted romance, M1r. Tomp
cinls had preached Ii's crisade
No. "less women anld more
-hlickenls."
A few intimate friends have
leard froil the bridegroolm),
(C'onlinued onl page 6i)
%AMECOCK STAFF
LEAVES TOWN
Editors Seek More Healthful
Climate
Whell this ohnoxious issie of
he ('vaiecock comes froim the
wess. Ile staff will be iany
lliles away from tllv seething
am1111pus. Alt icipat ing the tell
)orary unhe1ivalt(hifil atmiiosiphere
f (Ile scenle of scalidgal the per
w(rators of saime think best to
11r1an11g( brief abseice while
onditionls gradially reitirni to
lorilinal agailn. They realize
learlv that, not a few wounded
pirits will angrily seek Iheir
omlicile ben fill 100 ige amtivi
loInd-she4d an ni ot Caring to he
imr1t.v to anyi troublHe they
Iiit to dS aure thiir niewly ne(
u1ired' (neiesil' thait t hey will
otf he4 pre~senlt aind that anyi
('arebl for t hem will be fruit
'Ss. They hopeI(, however, thait
lie oI(f1erie will soon forgive
11d forig(et and4 they respect
iilly ('Jll Jattenitioni t.o the head14
hg I thaJt on1ly 1,11m lit dog yelhs