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WISE OR OTHERWISE. Fair but false--a pretty girl when she's made up. The original fall style hap pened in the Garden of Eden. Money talks, but it's too "shy" to be on speaking terms with some .of us. It has been rumored that Norwood will go to Greenville Easter to toll the Nell of part ing day. Farmer: "What are you do ing there in my cherry tree?" E. P. Gaines: "I fell from an aeroplane." When a man decides to "cut out the high life" it is not so often for lack of interest as for lack of capital Fletch Porter: "My heart beats for you alone." She: "Nonsense, that's your watch ticking." "Red" Webb (in restau rant): Have you any stewed cow tracks?" Waiter: "No, sir, but we have some water soup." Miss Legare (in astronomy) "Professor, what d.o ships do when they reach the Interna tional Date Line?" Prof. Smith: "They mark time." Miss Dukes: "I saw twenty people get up and leave the ta ble today." Earl Black: "What for?" Miss Dukes: "They * were thru eating." H. Dick: "I know a girl that got a pearl out of an oys ter." Miss Jones: "That's noth ing, I got a diamond necklace out of a lobster." Prof. Snowden: "I under stand the recent legislature passed some new game laws." Prof. Baker: "Yes, but I don't think they will affect the crap game laws." "Race H-orse" Crawford: "Professor, are noise and sound synonymous terms?" Prof. Carson: "No, not ex actly. The fellow who makes the most noise may not have a soundl mind." Macauley (as barber ex tracts blackheads) : "Wow, that hurts! You have a wood en touch, beliee me." BASEBALL SCHEDULE FOR 1920 SEASON. (Continued from Page 1.) May 8, The Citadel at Colum bia. May 11-12, Clemson College at Clemson College. May 13, Furman University at Greenville. May 14, Wofford College at Spartanburg. THIRTY STUDENTS TO BLUE RIDGE. Carolina Will Be Well Repre sented at Y. M. C. A. Con ference. Announcements have been received for the Blue Ridge Conference of student Y. M. C. A. This conference will be from June 15th to 25th, at Blue Ridge, N. C., some 18 miles out of Asheville. Carolina is making prepara tion to send some 30 students to this conference. This will be more than twice as many as she has ever sent before, but quite a large number of men have already signified their in tentions to go, and it is felt that there will be more in the student body who would like to go when they know about the conference. Carolina was represented last year at this conference by Messrs. Ulmer, Davis, H. B. Refo and H. R. Smith. NAME CLASS ORATORS. Seaborn and Norwood Chosen By Faculty From Senior Class. C. B. Seaborn of Pickens, and J. E. Norwood of Green ville, have been selected as the Senior class orators for the Uni versity commencement week, as announced by Dr. Currell. It is the custom of the faculty to choose two speakers from the Senior class, who, with the class valedictorian, deliver the principal addresses of the class day exercises of the commence-, ment week. CAROLINA ALUMNI HOLD PEP 'MEETING. (CONTINiilEI) I-'1u)M P'AG10 1.) wvent back to their home. car rying much greater enthusiasm than they brought, and they will contribute worth wvhile ef forts for the good of the alna mater before the next session begins. Barber: "What else can you expect when I extract blackheadsa from blockheads?'' Capitol Cleaning and Pressing Co. 1211 1-2 Main St. Opposite Liberty National Bank Building WER EALLY PRESS'EM AND RETURN THEM ON HANGER SUITS PRESSED WHILE YOU WAIT Peone 1394 J. M. MACK, Prop. GOODYEAR SHOE HOSPITAL W. D. LEVER, JR., Prop. Bring us your old Shoes We can put new life into them 2945 Phone 1117 Washington St. Clemson Agricultural College W. M. RIGGS, President. (a) Agriculture-Majors in: Agronomy, Botany, ChEm istry, Animal Husb. & Dairying, Entomolcgy, Veterinary Science, Horticulture, Soils. (b) Agricultural Education. (c) Agriculture, (d) Chemistry, (e) Chemical Engineer ing, (f) Civil Engineering, (g) Electrical Engineering, (h) Mechanical Engineering,** (i) Textile Engineering, (j) General Science. (Agri. & Ind. Arts Elective, Natural Science Elective, Physics & Chemistry Elective.) THE YOUNG MEN'S SHOP Boys another shipment of Stratford Overcoats and Suits has been received and a large range of new Shirtings so that the dent you have made in our stock is refilled awaiting your selection. Come in and make yourself at home. 1213 Gervais Street, Facing the Capitol "As Copeland Goes, So Goes the Fashion" LEARN THE WAY CLOTHING HATS FURNISHINGS Stylplus Stetson Everything Alco Trimble Seasonable Hirsh-Wickwire and Stylish Hole- MLTIG an proofhattan HoiseryCORN R 1535 MAIN STREET, PHONE 301 IMARMAC HOTEL European DINING ROOM Special Sunday Dinners Open Until Midnight Gervais Street Opposite Capitol F. D. McNULTY. Prop.